{"id":9894,"date":"2021-07-30T11:12:13","date_gmt":"2021-07-30T11:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?p=9894"},"modified":"2021-07-30T11:31:32","modified_gmt":"2021-07-30T11:31:32","slug":"umor-la-gura-humorului-2021-premianti-poezie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/umor-la-gura-humorului-2021-premianti-poezie\/","title":{"rendered":"Umor la Gura Humorului 2021 – Poetry Winners"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1st Prize – David Valentin – Or\u0103\u0219tie<\/h2>\n

Moto: \u201eUltimii vor fi cei dint\u00e2i\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pre\u021bul relax\u0103rii<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spre tine demarez \u00een tromb\u0103, cu aprig sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it de fr\u00e2ne,
\nUn nor de fum se pierde-n urm\u0103, dar amintirea ta r\u0103m\u00e2ne,
\nDeasupra mea un roi de stele se-a\u0219tern pe-a cerului c\u0103rare,
\n\u0218i eu gonesc nebun spre tine pentr-un moment de relaxare.<\/p>\n

Nu am busol\u0103, ci instinctul m\u0103-mpinge s\u0103-mi \u00eenfrunt eresul,
\nC-o voce dulce de femeie m\u0103 ghidoneaz\u0103 gipiesul,
\nM\u0103 c\u0103t\u0103ne\u0219te ca o soacr\u0103, ba uneori m\u0103 mai \u0219i minte,
\nDoar g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 m\u0103-ndrept spre tine m\u0103 face s\u0103 mai stau cuminte.<\/p>\n

Motorul url\u0103 de durere sub cerul clar al dimine\u021bii,
\nE un falset de ro\u021bi din\u021bate \u0219i \u00een cilindri bat tache\u021bii,
\nAccelerez c\u00e2t pot de tare, cu riscul s\u0103 calez motorul
\n\u0218i-ap\u0103s p\u00e2n\u2019 la refuz pedala b\u0103g\u00e2ndu-mi p\u00e2n\u2019 la fund piciorul.<\/p>\n

Vreo trei g\u0103ini cam matinale \u0219i-au dat ob\u0219tescul lor sf\u00e2r\u0219it,
\nSubestim\u00e2nd cu rea-credin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 sunt lulea de-ndr\u0103gostit,
\nDin boxe se revars\u0103 lieduri, un g\u00e2ngurit de porumbei,
\n\u00cen timp ce zbor precum hultanul, vis\u00e2nd la pup\u0103za din tei!<\/p>\n

Dar iat\u0103, zborul mi se fr\u00e2nge, m-a\u0219teapt\u0103 un picaj amar,
\nDintr-un boschet apar maimu\u021be, dar \u00eenarmate c-un radar,
\nP\u0103m\u00e2ntul dintr-o dat\u0103-i searb\u0103d \u0219i trist m-asfixiez total,
\n\u00cen timp ce Garcea de o or\u0103 tot scrie un proces verbal.<\/p>\n

Am demarat din nou, iubito, uit\u00e2nd vigoarea tinere\u021bii,
\nO s\u0103 ajung cumva la tine… dar banii i-au luat sticle\u021bii! <\/p>\n

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<\/div>\nYoga rom\u00e2neasc\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un doctor ce la o teras\u0103 l-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit din \u00eent\u00e2mplare,
\nMi-a sugerat c\u0103 am nevoie de cuvenita relaxare,
\nS\u0103 \u00eemi pun ordine \u00een g\u00e2nduri, ca-n poeziile lui Goga,
\nCa chakrele s\u0103 se-alinieze, pe scurt, s\u0103-ncep s\u0103 practic Yoga.<\/p>\n

Cum sufeream de cumplit de-o vreme \u00een urma unei deziluzii,
\nCu g\u00e2ndul la femei frumoase \u0219i b\u0103i lascive \u00een jacuzzi,
\nM-am prezentat urgent la sal\u0103 ca un oricare prozelit,
\n\u00cen care practicau elevii condu\u0219i de-un Guru renumit.<\/p>\n

Un tip smolit purt\u00e2nd turbanul \u0219i-o hain\u0103 ca \u0219i o sutan\u0103
\nS-a \u00eenclinat vioi de spate \u0219i-a salutat \u00een indian\u0103,
\nA explicat cu greutate, fiind cel mai \u00eenalt \u00een rang,
\nDe nimburi \u0219i de energie \u0219i mai ales de Yin si Yang.<\/p>\n

Cu fel \u0219i fel de exerci\u021bii \u0219i texte scoase din dulap,
\nM-a pus s\u0103 fac flot\u0103ri o mie, s\u0103 stau \u00een m\u00e2ini, s\u0103 stau \u00een cap,
\nCa mintea mea cea de pe urm\u0103, sub greutate s\u0103 coboare,
\nSpre creierul ce sta \u00een locul ce-i rezervat pentru picioare.<\/p>\n

Mi-a ordonat s\u0103 m\u00e2nc legume, dar numai c\u00e2nd arat\u0103 ora,
\nC\u0103 am ajuns \u00een patru labe precum un iepure Angora
\n\u0218i beh\u0103iam \u00een gura mare ca \u0219i o capr\u0103 sau ca vaca,
\nCe umbl\u0103 liber\u0103 pe strad\u0103 pe la Calcutta sau la Dacca.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 luni jumate de suferin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i delir,
\nAjuns-am ca o ar\u0103tare, av\u00e2nd o barb\u0103 de fachir
\n\u0218i am fugit acas\u2019 la mama, care pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd amar, cu jale,
\nM-a pus pe linia de plutire cu drob, c\u00e2rna\u021bi \u0219i cu sarmale.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 scapi de griji \u0219i de necazuri, s\u0103 ai o dulce relaxare,
\nNu\u2013i indicat \u00een cap s\u0103 stai, e mult mai bine pe picioare!<\/p>\n

<\/div>\nWeekend la Techirghiol<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\u00cen weekend, findc\u0103-i cald \u0219i este vara
\nPlecat-am pentr-o zi la Techirghiol,
\nCu-a mea nevast\u0103, soacra \u0219i cu fiara,
\nS\u0103 facem to\u021bi, o cur\u0103 cu n\u0103mol.<\/p>\n

Mi-am \u00eenfundat urechile cu vat\u0103,
\nLuai vreo trei calmante,-o aspirin\u0103
\n\u0218i am strigat c-o voce tremurat\u0103,
\nS\u0103 suie toat\u0103 lumea \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doar Rex, o fire foarte calculat\u0103,
\nCum presim\u021bea c\u0103-ncepe balamucul,
\nS\u0103 n-avem vreo explozie la roat\u0103,
\nR\u0103ci vreo cinci minute cauciucul.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore infernale,
\nCu certuri \u0219i l\u0103trat intempestiv,
\nAjuns-am cu un car de sarsanale
\nPe plaja populat\u0103 intensiv.<\/p>\n

Ne-am aciuat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o pereche,
\nVopsi\u021bi ca niste bivoli rumeg\u00e2nd,
\nIar el, fiind v\u0103car de vi\u021b\u0103 veche,
\nVedeam c\u0103 o mulgea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Av\u00e2nd o alergie la lactoz\u0103,
\nM-am dezbr\u0103cat rapid, p\u00e2n\u0103 la slip,
\nPrivit cu interes de o batoz\u0103,
\nJumate \u00eengropat\u0103 \u00een nisip.<\/p>\n

\u00cen st\u00e2nga mea st\u0103tea un chip angelic,
\nCu siliconul adolescentin,
\nCe sub n\u0103molul negru, sapropelic,
\nP\u0103rea c\u0103-i o statuie de Rodin.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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O palm\u0103 grea mi-a amintit de tata,
\nPe ceaf\u0103, dar c-un nor de stele noi:
\nEra chiar soacra, care cu lopata,
\nMi-a pus pe spate-o roab\u0103 de noroi.<\/p>\n

Nevasta m-a m\u00e2njit \u0219i pe figur\u0103
\n\u0218i afi\u0219ez un negru de catran,
\nAr\u0103t precum un drac \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci coarne \u0219tiu c\u0103 am de peste-un an\u2026<\/p>\n

Acum fiind perfect acoperit,
\nAm disp\u0103rut subit, plutesc \u00een Rai,
\nDoar Rex, acest c\u0103\u021bel nesuferit
\nSe tot \u021binea de mine ca un scai.<\/p>\n

L-am p\u0103c\u0103lit \u00een fine \u0219i sunt solo
\nM\u0103 bucur \u0219i sub ar\u0219ita amiezii,
\nSunt ca un \u0219ef de trib, un Marco Polo,
\nC-un c\u00e2rd de fete negre, pe Zambezi.<\/p>\n

N\u0103molul ne-a unit aici, pe dune,
\nPrin tufe ne juc\u0103m necontrolat
\n\u0218i pot s\u0103 jur, c\u0103 nimenea, pe bune,
\nNu cred c\u0103 simte c\u0103-i discriminat.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 relaxez, nevasta e departe,
\nIar soacra e \u00een ap\u0103 permanent,
\nDe\u0219i n\u0103molul nu te-nva\u021b\u0103 carte,
\nTe face sigur mai inteligent.<\/p>\n

Luai cinci kilograme \u00eentr-o oal\u0103,
\nM\u0103 ung acas\u0103, timp nu pierd deloc:
\nVoi fi precum Cabral \u00een pielea goal\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd consolez v\u0103danele din bloc!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

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2nd Prize – Ana Dr\u0103goianu – \u021a\u00e2n\u021b\u0103reni, GJ<\/h2>\n

Moto: ARMY BOYS<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Filosofia relax\u0103rii<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/div>\nSunt geniul nenuntit al marii relax\u0103ri
\n\u015ei v\u0103 poftesc pe to\u0163i \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tura mea!
\nUrmare-a unui curs de psiho-provoc\u0103ri,
\nAcuma, stau \u00eentins, corect pe du\u015fumea.<\/p>\n

Sunt mu\u015fchii relaxa\u0163i, adio \u00eencordare
\nC\u0103ci Yin-ul \u015fi cu Yang-ul valseaz\u0103 pe tavan,
\nIubesc aceast\u0103 zi \u0163esut\u0103-n evadare
\nChiar dac\u0103 soa\u0163a url\u0103 c\u0103 sunt un bolovan…<\/p>\n

Eu doar mimez \u00eencet bolborositul ei,
\n-Socrate sunt, Xantipo, renun\u0163\u0103 la urlat!
\nAmenin\u0163area ta nu are un temei,
\nC\u0103ci \u00eentre vin \u015fi \u0163uic\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftii c-am oscilat!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 relaxam, nebuno, de ce-ai venit s\u0103 strici
\nConexiunea-mi clar\u0103 cu filosofii greci?
\n\u00cen cursa r\u0103zbun\u0103rii, \u015fi-acuma ai s\u0103 pici,
\nDe zilele-\u0163i banale, tu, sigur, n-ai s\u0103 treci!<\/p>\n

T\u00e2r\u00e2t de p\u0103r prin cas\u0103, mereu batjocorit,
\n\u00centors din drumul meu, \u015fi-alergic la schimb\u0103ri,
\nUn filosof la bar, dar prost c\u0103s\u0103torit,
\nPar geniul nenuntit al marii relax\u0103ri!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nVremea relax\u0103rii<\/strong><\/p>\n

S-a anun\u0163at la \u015ftiri, dar scrie \u015fi-n ziare
\nC\u0103-n iunie va fi celebra relaxare
\n\u015ei renun\u0163\u00e2nd la m\u0103\u015fti, ie\u015fi\u0163i ca din tran\u015fee
\nVom invada nebuni, biblioteci, muzee…<\/p>\n

Ne-am schilodit pandemic pe facebook mai mereu,
\nNe-am pl\u00e2ns de mil\u0103, frate, \u015ftiind c\u00e2t e de greu
\n\u00cenchi\u015fi cu soacre, jur, Preabunule P\u0103rinte,
\nPrin ce-am trecut nu pot descrie \u00een cuvinte.<\/p>\n

Dar iat\u0103 c\u0103 r\u0103sare din nori un soare bl\u00e2nd
\n\u015ei vom zburda ca iezii pe paji\u015fte afl\u00e2nd
\nC\u0103 via\u0163a e frumoas\u0103, \u015fi-n minte-om r\u0103suci
\n,,Poemele luminii\u2019\u2019 de lumea s-o cruci.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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Nici ploaia \u015fi nici frigul, c-a\u015fa e pe la noi,
\nNu vor opri elanul, de luni \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 joi
\nNe vom tr\u0103i momentul \u00een stilul n\u0103zdr\u0103van
\nVom recita prin parcuri din G\u00e2rda, Moldovan…<\/p>\n

\u015ei relaxa\u0163i la culme-n organice tr\u0103iri,
\nMai vaccina\u0163i sau nu, cuprin\u015fi de fericiri
\nNe-om dichisi, c\u0103ci Todo, artist fenomenal,
\nNe-o face zeci de poze, deci, hai la Festival!
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

<\/div>\nRelaxare rom\u00e2neasc\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nPoporul tot vibreaz\u0103,
\nC-a\u015fa e-n Rom\u00e2nia,
\nDe azi se relaxeaz\u0103
\nLa noi economia.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 n-am gre\u015fit,
\nDe unde relansare?
\nPolitic ne-am \u0163icnit,
\nDeci, nu avem mi\u015fcare.<\/p>\n

Vrem ruperi \u00een figuri
\n\u015ei nebunii mai dese,
\nGuvernul ia m\u0103suri,
\nLa scaune \u015fi mese.<\/p>\n

Prin parlament e jale
\nC\u0103 sfor\u0103ie b\u0103ie\u0163ii
\nCu pensii speciale
\nDe crap\u0103 to\u0163i pere\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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Ministrul X, constat
\nC\u0103 nu-i \u00een catastife,
\n\u015ei-un secretar de stat
\nE dus prin Tenerife.<\/p>\n

Pe nu \u015ftiu care list\u0103
\nAu pus cu drag parafa
\n\u015ei, astfel, ei exist\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi ridic\u0103 leafa.<\/p>\n

Sunt specimene rare,
\nNu-i vorba, azi, de glume,
\nAt\u00e2ta relaxare
\nNu-i nic\u0103ieri \u00een lume!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

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3rd Prize – Grigore Chitul – Bistri\u021ba<\/h2>\n

Moto: Distan\u0163area prin apropiere<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n1.Nebunia, pandemia \u015fi relaxarea<\/strong><\/p>\n

De la-nceput am spus c\u0103-s prototipul
\nDe om imunizat doar prin hr\u0103nire
\nCu p\u0103trunjel \u015fi c\u0103-i o am\u0103gire
\nC\u00e2nd masca-ascunde jum\u0103tate chipul. <\/p>\n

Am refuzat vaccinul cu-nd\u00e2rjire
\nC\u0103ci am v\u0103zut pe net, odat\u0103, clipul
\nCu cei ce vor, plant\u00e2nd \u00een mas\u0103 cipul,
\nS\u0103 controleze-ntreaga omenire.<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 sunt un sceptic din n\u0103scare,
\nEu pandemia cred c\u0103-i f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103
\n\u015ei s-a f\u0103cut prea mult\u0103 tevatur\u0103
\nCu-acest Covid stupid \u015fi, prin urmare,
\nCum nu prea pot s\u0103 mai respir pe gur\u0103,
\nM\u0103 relaxez \u015fi-a\u015ftept o intubare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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2.Sentimentalism \u015fi mercantilism<\/strong><\/p>\n

Iubita mea, ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit, \u015ftii bine,
\nLa Kaufland, \u00een raionul de legume,
\nEra \u00een jurul t\u0103u at\u00e2ta lume
\nDar eu priveam, pierdut, exact la tine.<\/p>\n

Pe loc am vrut \u2013 de\u015fi mai sunt cutume \u2013
\nS\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i ofer, ca unei mari regine,
\nUn broccoli bogat \u00een vitamine,
\nDe nu m-a\u015f fi ciocnit de trei huidume.<\/p>\n

Azi cump\u0103r relaxat, av\u00e2nd emo\u0163ii
\nDoar c\u00e2nd mai iei ciuperci cu maionez\u0103
\n\u015ei-ntrebi de ce nu au fotosintez\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci pierdem timp, din nou, ca idio\u0163ii,
\n\u00cen loc s\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103m mai \u00een vitez\u0103
\nDe toate, luni \u015fi mar\u0163i, c\u00e2nd au promo\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

3.Relaxarea de gen masculin<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 stai pe canapea cu non\u015falan\u0163\u0103,
\nS\u0103 nu g\u00e2nde\u015fti nimic, privind tavanul,
\nS\u0103 nici nu \u015ftii de unde-\u0163i vine banul
\nPe care o s\u0103-l toci cu elegan\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n

S\u0103 ai haremul propriu \u2013 ca sultanul \u2013
\n\u00cen care s\u0103 p\u0103strezi echidistan\u0163\u0103
\nDe soa\u0163ele ce dau mereu din clan\u0163\u0103,
\nSpun\u00e2nd c\u0103 leneve\u015fti ca mocofanul,<\/p>\n

Iar la TV, c\u00e2nd e un meci mai tare,
\nS\u0103-\u0163i vin\u0103 berea, c\u00e2nd ridici o m\u00e2n\u0103,
\nS\u0103 aib\u0103 fotbali\u015ftii no\u015ftri v\u00e2n\u0103,
\nS\u0103-i batem iar pe to\u0163i \u00een deplasare
\nCu ce avem \u015fi noi la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103
\n\u015ei-atunci putem vorbi de relaxare.<\/p>\n

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Honorable mention I – Vasile Vajoga – Ia\u0219i<\/h2>\n

Moto: Hihihi-uri<\/strong><\/p>\n

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SONET CU DOM\u2019 PRIMAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daa! Prim\u0103ria!… Cuuum? Cu dom\u2019primar?
\nE… pe teren, p\u0103i, unde vrei s\u0103 fie,
\nC\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 plou\u0103 \u00eentr-o veselie
\nDe-i drumul inundat pe un hectar?!<\/p>\n

P\u00e2r\u00e2u-a rupt un dig \u0219i e calvar;
\nSub ape-i \u00eenc\u0103 o gospod\u0103rie
\n\u0218i-s izola\u021bi, \u00een Crama lui Ilie,
\nTo\u021bi cei de la concursul literar!<\/p>\n

Cu cine-ai zis?… Cu Nelu Moldovan??
\nP\u0103i, Nelu nu mai e primar de-un an;
\nS-a s\u0103turat de griji \u0219i tracasare.<\/p>\n

Acum \u00ee\u0219i bea cafeaua pe-ndelete,
\nCu g\u00e2ndul la o carte de sonete,
\n\u00cen cea mai relevant\u0103… relaxare!!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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SONET RELAXAT<\/strong><\/p>\n

Veni \u0219i mult dorita \u201erelaxare\u201d
\nSim\u021bit\u0103 ca un soi de m\u00e2ng\u00e2iere;
\nLa \u201eBolta rece\u201d, halbele cu bere
\nA\u0219teapt\u0103 micii calzi de pe gr\u0103tare.<\/p>\n

Pe la terase,-n t\u00e2rg, e zarv\u0103 mare
\nSub teii \u00eenflori\u021bi sub adiere
\n\u0218i-arome-at\u00e2t de ospitaliare
\nTrezesc ascunse pofte-n fiecare.<\/p>\n

Abandon\u00e2nd aceste m\u0103\u0219ti stupide,
\nUn z\u00e2mbet sincer fa\u021ba ne-o deschide
\n\u0218i-ne-ncol\u021be\u0219te-n inimi veselie.<\/p>\n

Iar bucuria e at\u00e2t de mare,
\nC\u0103, \u00eemb\u0103tat de-aceast\u0103 relaxare,
\nEu chiar c\u0103-mi bag picioru-n pandemie!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

SONETUL \u00ceNDELUNGATEI C\u0102SNICII<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2\u021biva primari entuzia\u0219ti din sate
\nAu hot\u0103r\u00eet s-acorde recompense,
\nCrez\u00e2nd c-or face bucurii imense
\nLa cei cu c\u0103snicii \u00eendelungate.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 ni\u0219te c\u0103ut\u0103ri intense
\nEu au g\u0103sit vreo trei perechi uitate
\n\u0218i-acestea fur\u0103 toate invitate
\nS\u0103 dea la tinerei pove\u021be dense.<\/p>\n

Iar Mo\u0219 Ion al lui Bostan Ilie
\nA explicat c\u0103-ntreaga-i c\u0103snnicie
\nA dus-o greu, cu juguri \u0219i \u021b\u0103ru\u0219i:<\/p>\n

\u0218i totu\u0219i, cunoscu \u0219i-o relaxare:
\nE vorba despre perioada-n care
\nA stat opt ani prizonier la ru\u0219i!<\/p>\n

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Honorable mention II – Sanda Nicucie – Bucure\u0219ti<\/h2>\n

Moto: Relaxare\u2026 humanum est<\/strong><\/p>\n

Relaxare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bra\u015fov, Sinaia sau Predeal\u2026
\nIntr-o caban\u0103 s\u0103 fac focul.
\nSau poate plec \u00eenspre Ardeal,
\nDe\u015fi nu prea conteaz\u0103 locul.<\/p>\n

Vreau relaxare! E normal,
\nAm obosit \u2013 la dracu jocul!
\nM\u0103 doare spa\u0163iul virtual\u2026
\n\u00cen care mi-am pierdut norocul\u2026<\/p>\n

M-am vaccinat \u00een primul val,
\nDeci, iau pisica \u015fi tot blocul,
\nHalatul, rochia de bal
\n\u0218i plec s\u0103-mi oblojesc bojocul\u2026
\nBra\u015fov, Sinaia sau Predeal\u2026<\/p>\n

<\/div>\nNep\u0103sare<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nAm ni\u0219te ani,
\nsunt cam mamaie,
\nf\u0103r\u0103 de bani,
\nca barza-n ploaie
\nori la tigaie\u2026
\ns-alerg nu pot
\ns\u0103 stau nu vreau
\ncu nervi cu tot.<\/p>\n

Nu vreau oglind\u0103,
\nda\u021bi-mi o grind\u0103,
\nda\u021bi-mi broboad\u0103,
\ns\u0103-mi prind la g\u00e2t
\ntot ce-i ur\u00e2t,
\ns\u0103 nu se vad\u0103,
\nmai mult dec\u00e2t\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

\nNu vreau istorie,
\np\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i glorie,
\nnici bani la cec\u2026
\ns\u0103 stau nu vreau,
\ns\u0103 vreau nu plec,
\ndoar ap\u0103 beau
\n\u0219i r\u00e2d \u00een zare,
\nc\u0103-i relaxare –
\nc\u00e2nt\u0103-o cicoare
\nca duda-n\u2026 soare.<\/p>\n

De azi mi-e bine
\n\u0219i dor de tine,
\nastfel \u00eenc\u00e2t,
\n\u00een \u021boale Gucci,
\nhai pe la mine,
\ns\u0103-\u021bi curg\u0103 mucii,
\ns\u0103-\u021bi dau papucii
\n\u0219i cam at\u00e2t\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\u2003
\nAoleu, ce ploaie vine!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nIubire, plou\u0103 la Foc\u0219ani!
\nParc\u0103-i o gar\u0103 din alt veac
\n\u00cen care tu erai burlac,
\nIar eu aveam vreo cin`\u0219pe fani.<\/p>\n

Iubire, plou\u0103 la Foc\u0219ani!
\n\u0218i trenul sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie \u201doac-oac\u201d,
\nParc\u0103-i o plut\u0103 \u00eentr-un lac
\n\u00cen care-not de mii de ani.<\/p>\n

Iubire, plou\u0103 la Foc\u0219ani!
\nTu griji nu ai, eu griji nu-mi fac,
\nE-o ploaie rece de doi bani,
\nCu stropii mari de \u021bac \u0219i pac.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

\n

Iubire, plou\u0103 la Foc\u0219ani!
\nCu stropii mari de \u021bac \u0219i bum,
\nCu g\u0103letu\u0219e \u0219i bulbuci
\n\u0218i care s-a oprit, de cum
\nAjunse trenul la Tecuci.<\/p>\n

Iubire,-i noapte \u00een Vaslui,
\nOprit-a trenu-n gara lui,
\nEu nu cobor, nici nu m\u0103 sui,
\nCe noapte neagr\u0103-i \u00een Vaslui!
\nTu haidi-hai \u0219i hai c\u0103 nu-i\u2026<\/p>\n

Iubire, norul face sluj
\n\u0218i plou\u0103 iar, cu stropii gra\u0219i,
\nDar nu \u0219tiu cum, c\u0103-n loc de Ia\u0219i,
\nM-am relaxat, mi-am dat un ruj,
\n\u0218i m-am trezit taman la Cluj\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

Honorable mention III – George Eftimie – Buz\u0103u<\/h2>\n

Moto: Concordie<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

Relaxare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mi-a fost de folos nesperat ast\u0103-iarn\u0103
\nC\u0103ciula, sumanul, din mielul pl\u0103p\u00e2nd,
\nC\u00e2nd gerul din carne haotic mu\u0219c\u00e2nd
\nOprise z\u0103pada din cer s\u0103 se cearn\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cu sufletul gata amoruri s\u0103 fr\u00e2ng
\nPrivesc \u00eenc\u00e2ntat \u0219i voios la povarn\u0103,
\nMi-a fost de folos nesperat ast\u0103-iarn\u0103
\nC\u0103ciula, sumanul, din mielul pl\u0103p\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

A\u0219tept relaxat \u0219i privesc prin lucarn\u0103
\nS\u0103 v\u0103d alambicul de zor picur\u00e2nd,
\nE via\u021ba frumoas\u0103 \u0219i beau fredon\u00e2nd,
\nC\u0103 \u021buica pe care \u201eam dat-o pe goarn\u0103\u201d,<\/p>\n

Mi-a fost de folos nesperat ast\u0103-iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

\nTemeri<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vorbind de marea relaxare
\nSunt mul\u021bi pe-aici cuprin\u0219i de team\u0103,
\nC\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i la serviciu-i cheam\u0103
\nMotiv de neagr\u0103 sup\u0103rare.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 leneveasc\u0103 nu-i o dram\u0103
\nAveau \u0219i ei justificare,
\nVobind de marea relaxare
\nSunt mul\u021bi pe-aici cuprin\u0219i de team\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i n-au nimic \u00een ap\u0103rare,
\nDe-acum la munc\u0103 nu la cram\u0103,
\nDe-aceea-njur\u0103 to\u021bi de mam\u0103
\nC\u0103 sunt cuprin\u0219i de disperare,<\/p>\n

Vorbind de marea relaxare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

Exagerare<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 vorbim de relaxare
\nSun\u0103-al dracu de ciudat,
\nC\u00e2nd de ape-s inundat
\n\u0218i m\u0103 plou\u0103-n casa mare.<\/p>\n

N-avem ajutor de stat
\n\u0218i-i motiv de sup\u0103rare,
\nS\u0103 vorbim de relaxare
\nSun\u0103-al dracu de ciudat.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd noroiu-i pe c\u0103rare
\n\u0218i Bahluiu-i rev\u0103rsat,
\nNu pot fi dec\u00e2t stresat
\n\u0218i, e o exagerare<\/p>\n

S\u0103 vorbim de relaxare.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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