Moto: \u201eDistan\u0163area prin apropiere\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n 1. Anxietate pandemic\u0103<\/strong> 2. Yoginul \u015fi criza mondial\u0103<\/strong> 3. Marinarul \u015fi bazarul <\/strong> 4. Vara pe uli\u0163\u0103<\/strong> 5. Oportunitate<\/strong> <\/p>\n Motto: Ultimii vor fi cei dint\u00e2i<\/strong><\/p>\n 1.Relaxare<\/p>\n Calmant bio<\/strong> La moa\u0219te<\/strong> Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 berea! 2.Humor<\/p>\n Humor-ora\u0219 predestinat<\/strong> Motto: Verba volant<\/strong><\/p>\n Unui parlamentar <\/strong> Edilitar\u0103<\/strong> Prietenie<\/strong> Cioc\u0103nitoarea – defini\u021bie<\/strong> Politically correct<\/strong> Motto: Relaxativ<\/strong><\/p>\n Odihn\u0103 la Gura Humorului<\/strong> Umoristul<\/strong> Via\u0163a la bloc<\/strong> Concediu pe litoralul rom\u00e2nesc<\/strong> Metod\u0103 de \u201erelaxare\u201d, la munte<\/strong> Motto: Gugustiuc<\/strong><\/p>\n LA NOI \u00ceN \u021aAR\u0102, DUP\u0102 PANDEMIE<\/strong> EVIDEN\u021a\u0102<\/strong> CONFORMARE<\/strong> EPIGRAMI\u0218TII PIERD TEREN \u0218I SUS\u021aIN\u0102TORI<\/strong> Motto: C\u0103lug\u0103rul din vechiul schit<\/strong><\/p>\n CORIGENT LA DIRIGEN\u021aIE<\/strong> REVENIREA LA NORMALITATE<\/strong> TRAI PE V\u0102TRAI<\/strong> F\u0102R\u0102 GRIJI<\/strong> FESTIVAL BUCOVINEAN<\/strong> Sorry, this entry is only available in Rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[755],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nCum \u015ftirea despre relaxare
\nS-a reluat, ar fi absurd
\nS\u0103 n-o fi auzit oricare.
\nDar dac\u0103 e Covid-ul surd?<\/p>\n
\nS\u0103 fii cu capu-n nori e-o \u015fans\u0103,
\nDar ast\u0103zi a\u015f p\u0103rea neom
\nS\u0103 stau \u00een \u201elotus\u201d ca \u00een trans\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd toat\u0103 lumea e \u00een pom.<\/p>\n
\nPe feribot, \u00een Marea Marmara,
\nSt\u00e2nd \u00een hamac, m\u0103 leag\u0103n monoton
\n\u015ei c-un pahar de rom m-a\u015f relaxa,
\nDar n-am g\u0103sit la turci un tirbu\u015fon.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>
\nP\u0103truns de relaxarea de la \u0163ar\u0103,
\nAud \u00een zori coco\u015fii, foarte clar,
\nUn cor de greieri melomani spre sear\u0103
\n\u015ei noaptea, c\u00e2nd se-mbat\u0103, …un m\u0103gar!<\/p>\n
\nRelaxarea, pus\u0103 \u00een contextul
\nUnei mult prea c\u0103lduroase veri,
\n\u00ce\u0163i ofer\u0103 la Humor pretextul
\nS\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103ceasc\u0103 Gura dou\u0103 beri!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\n2nd Prize – David Valentin – Or\u0103\u0219tie<\/h2>\n
\nM\u0103 arde-un foc, dar nu conteaz\u0103,
\nAm s\u00e2nge de-aventurier:
\nNoroc c\u0103 m\u0103 mai relaxeaz\u0103
\nNevasta unui pompier!<\/p>\n
\nC\u00e2nd nervii intr\u0103 \u00een sevraj,
\nNu m\u0103 calmez privind la stele,
\nCi fac un scurt pelerinaj\u2026
\nP\u00e2n\u2019 la morm\u00e2ntul soacrei mele!
\n
\nClarificare<\/strong>
\nMi-am prins nevasta cu un pop\u0103-n pat,
\n\u00cen timp ce se iubeau pe o saltea;
\nI-am dat doi pumni, apoi m-am relaxat…
\nC\u0103 nu slujea \u00een parohia mea! <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n
\nBeau berea \u201eCiuca\u0219\u201d, \u00eensetat,
\nC-un cerb, pe plaiuri carpatine
\n\u0218i sunt extrem de relaxat…
\nC\u0103-i mai \u00eencornorat ca mine!<\/p>\n
\nChiar la Humor, \u0218tefan Cel Sf\u00e2nt
\nA str\u0103nutat cumplit \u00een cram\u0103
\n\u0218i balonat, sc\u0103p\u0103 un v\u00e2nt\u2026
\nLans\u00e2nd concurs de epigram\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\n3rd Prize – Stelic\u0103 Romaniun – Ploie\u0219ti<\/h2>\n
\nCum nu-mi doresc nebun s\u0103 mor,
\nM\u0103 relaxez pe-aceast\u0103 criz\u0103
\n\u00cen cas\u0103, la televizor,
\nAtunci c\u00e2nd nu-i b\u0103gat \u00een priz\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nS-a relaxat \u00eentreaga via\u021b\u0103,
\nDar votul l-a f\u0103cut un domn:
\nSe scoal\u0103 dis-de-diminea\u021b\u0103,
\nS\u0103 mearg\u0103-n parlament \u2026 la somn.<\/p>\n
\nTr\u0103im \u00een stresul citadin,
\n\u00cen noxe, zgomot \u0219i putoare,
\nDar parc\u0103 nu le sim\u021bi din plin
\nCa-n locuri pentru de relaxare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n
\nAmicul meu, de-o perioad\u0103,
\n\u00cemi zice s\u0103 m\u0103-nsor \u0219i eu,
\nC\u0103 nu suport\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103
\nAt\u00e2t de relaxat mereu.<\/p>\n
\nO pas\u0103re cu ciocul tare
\nSau gur\u0103 la cuv\u00e2nt\u0103toare,
\nPe care-l folose\u0219te des
\nLa relaxare ori la stres.<\/p>\n
\nAlbastru pur de Vorone\u021b
\nSau ro\u0219u unic de Humor,
\nAcuma nu-s la mare pre\u021b,
\nC\u0103 negru-i cel \u2026 dominator.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\nHonorable mention I – Lauren\u021biu Florentin Ghi\u021b\u0103 – Bucure\u0219ti<\/h2>\n
\nDe vre\u0163i o relaxare la Humor,
\nVeni\u0163i aici \u00een perioada-n care
\nSe \u0163ine Festivalul de Umor…
\nVede\u0163i atunci pe naiba relaxare!<\/p>\n
\nEste scriitorul care \u015ftie
\nCa, prin harul s\u0103u concret, sublim,
\nS\u0103 se relaxeze-atunci c\u00e2nd scrie,…
\nNu ca noi atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eel citim!<\/p>\n
\nLa orele c\u00e2nd, pentru relaxare,
\nSe recomand\u0103 lini\u015fte deplin\u0103,
\nSe tot g\u0103se\u015fte c\u00e2te unul care
\nSe relaxeaz\u0103 cu o borma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n
\nAm fost acum trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni la mare,
\nC-aveam nevoie de o relaxare,
\n\u015ei-at\u00e2t m-am relaxat \u015fi mi-a fost bine,
\nC\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 iau \u015fi-acum Algocalmine!<\/p>\n
\nLa munte, \u00een rel\u00e2che de v\u0103 ve\u0163i duce,
\n\u00cen caz c\u0103 vi se face de fumat,
\nLua\u0163i \u0163ig\u0103ri destule, sau trabuce,…
\nC\u0103 altfel trag \u00een aer ozonat!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\nHonorable mention II – C\u0103t\u0103lina Or\u0219ivschi – Vama, SV<\/h2>\n
\nOFUL UNUI DEMNITAR<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez \u0219i eu,
\nC\u0103 mi-am sc\u0103pat acuma pielea,
\nConstat c-oriunde, tot mereu,
\nExist\u0103-un cui al lui Pepelea…<\/p>\n
\nSuntem s\u0103raci, fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi \u0219i goi,
\nDar vin \u0219i timpuri mai fire\u0219ti
\nC\u00e2nd ne vom relaxa \u0219i noi…
\nPe la calendele grece\u0219ti.<\/p>\n
\nNoi doi ne relax\u0103m frecvent:
\nEu, \u00een balcon, c-o bere bun\u0103,
\nVis\u00e2nd c\u0103 totu-mi merge strun\u0103,
\nTu \u2013 de doi ani \u00een Parlament.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n
\nVreau s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez eu \u0219i
\nAtent, m\u0103 conformez pe dat\u0103,
\nC\u0103 n-o s-o fac cu soa\u021ba, ci
\nCu \u0219efa, c\u0103ci e vaccinat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nSus\u021bin\u0103torii-s tot mai rari,
\nIci, colo, mai g\u0103se\u0219ti vreunul…
\n\u0218i la Humor, din doi primari,
\nR\u0103mas-a unul. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\nHonorable mention III – Ion Ruse – S\u0103cele, CT<\/h2>\n
\nLa noi, s-a relaxat \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul,
\nAt\u00e2t de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 trec fiorii:
\n\u00cen \u0219coal\u0103 doar elevii au cuv\u00e2ntul
\n\u0218i \u00ee\u0219i noteaz\u0103, drastic, profesorii.<\/p>\n
\nCa un parlamentar, valabil,
\nDeclar, sc\u0103pat de suferin\u021be:
\nNimic nu este comparabil
\nCu relaxarea la \u0219edin\u021be!<\/p>\n
\nArunc de ast\u0103zi purgativul
\nSim\u021bind din plin normalitatea,
\nFiind chiar simplu \u0219i motivul:
\nS-a relaxat fiscalitatea!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n
\nLa sfert de veac e relaxat
\nAv\u00e2nd asigurat voinicul
\nVenitul minim garantat…
\nC\u00e2t este-n pensie bunicul.<\/p>\n
\nDin pres\u0103 am aflat o \u0219tire,
\nC\u0103 la HUMOR, de mergi, asi\u0219ti,
\nCum e admis, la m\u0103n\u0103stire,
\nSoborul de… epigrami\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"