{"id":8890,"date":"2020-06-28T11:32:39","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T11:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8890"},"modified":"2020-07-24T09:29:27","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T09:29:27","slug":"premianti-epigrama-1991","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-01-1991\/premianti-epigrama-1991\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 1991"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1st Prize – Emil Ianu\u0219<\/h4>\n
\n1.Ardeleanul \u0219i Europa<\/strong>
\nPreafrumoasei Penelopa
\nArdeleanul i-o fo zis:
\nTu e\u0219ti MISS \u00een Europa,
\nIo, \u00een Europa … mi-s!<\/p>\n

2.Europa \u0219i PECO<\/strong>
\nCa \u021b\u0103ran purtai, Ilie,
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 ieri, la p\u0103l\u0103rie;
\nAzi e\u0219ti domn, ai limuzin\u0103
\n\u0218i por\u021bi pana de … benzin\u0103.<\/p>\n

3.Un c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021b \u00een Europa<\/strong>
\nCic\u0103 d\u00e2nd el, ca tenor,
\nUn concert \u00een fa \u2013 major,
\nA c\u00e2ntat cu \u2013 a\u0219a talent
\nC- a ie\u0219it \u00een … fa-liment!<\/p>\n

4.Intrarea lui Ion \u0219i a M\u0103riei \u00een Europa<\/strong>
\nDup\u0103 ce Ion \u00een runc
\nI-o implementat un prunc,
\nEl s-o liberalizat,
\nEa s-o marginalizat…<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n5.Petre Roman \u0219i succesele europene<\/strong>
\nNu mai e HOPA \u2013 MITIC\u0102
\nCe \u00een picioare se ridic\u0103,
\nFiindc\u0103 azi \u00een Europa
\nS-a iscat … PETRIC\u0102 \u2013 HOPA …<\/p>\n

6.Produse europene<\/strong>
\nCic\u0103 \u2013 aveau doi gr\u0103dinari
\nP\u0102TL\u0102GELE \u2013 a\u0219a de mari,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t fata lor cea mic\u0103
\nS \u2013 ascundea \u00een … PAT \u2013 LA \u2013 GIC\u0102! …<\/p>\n

7.Eu \u0219i perspectivele europene<\/strong>
\nMi-a \u0219optit un glas: Emile,
\nTu iei premiu \u2013 \u00eent\u00e2i ca popa
\n\u0218i \u2013 ai s\u0103 mergi prin Europa
\nAnual, de \u2013 nt\u00e2i aprilie.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Stelian Cazacu<\/h4>\n
\n1.\u00cen Europa ve\u021bi pleca<\/strong>
\nIdeea este bun\u0103 foarte
\nDar v\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu ceva:
\nCe pile \u2013 ave\u021bi la \u201cPa\u0219apoarte\u201d?<\/p>\n

2.Starea proast\u0103 a drumurilor:<\/strong>
\nDin Suceava la Humor
\n\u201cDealuri\u201d urc \u0219i \u201cv\u0103i\u201d cobor
\nDin Humor \u00een … Europa
\nTot a\u0219a \u2013 tot hopa \u2013 hopa …<\/p>\n

3.Trenul democra\u021biei rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti:<\/strong>
\n\u00cenaint\u00e2nd tot hopa \u2013 tropa
\nBa chiar \u0219i patin\u00e2nd u\u0219or
\nMergem spre gara EUROPA
\nDar … pre mult st\u0103m la semafor.<\/p>\n

4.Unui participant la concurs:<\/strong>
\n\u00cen Europa a\u0219adar
\nAi vrea s\u0103 pleci, dar, vorba aia,
\nC\u00e2nd ai umorul t\u0103u precar
\nN \u2013 ajungi nici p\u00e2n\u0103 la … Buc\u0219oaia.<\/p>\n

5.Unui epigramist:<\/strong>
\nEpigrame iei vreo sut\u0103
\n\u0218i pe continent matale
\nVrei s\u0103 le dai pe valut\u0103
\nDar nu fac dou\u0103 parale.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n6.\u0218oferii \u0219i … piesele de schimb:<\/strong>
\nDe c\u00e2nd cu lipsa amvelopei
\nO singur\u0103 idee \u021bine
\nCa din \u201cbazarul\u201d Europei
\nS \u2013aducem alte limuzine.<\/p>\n

7.Caricaturi\u0219tii:<\/strong>
\nPlec\u0103m pe continent
\nIspitei nu-i rezi\u0219ti
\nCari cu talent
\nCARI \u2013 CA \u2013 TURI\u0218TI.<\/p>\n

8.Vre\u021bi s\u0103 o face\u021bi pe turi\u0219tii:<\/strong>
\nS-o crede\u021bi voi! S\u00eente\u021bi \u00een pom
\nAzi intr\u0103-n grev\u0103 ceferi\u0219tii
\n\u0218i lucr\u0103torii din TAROM.<\/p>\n

9.Basarabenii:<\/strong>
\nCare \u2013 avem \u021beluri diferite?
\nAr fi amar\u0103 ironia:
\nVoi vre\u021bi a merge-n Europa,
\nNoi a ajunge-n Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

10.Bi\u0219ni\u021barul:<\/strong>
\nNu vrea s\u0103 plece. Evident
\nIdeea-i pare desuet\u0103
\nMai bine scoate \u2013 abonament
\n\u0218i face la poloni navet\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Alexandru Misiuga<\/h4>\n
\n1.LA ORDINEA ZILEI<\/strong>
\nUite popa, nu e popa,
\nHop \u0219i noi \u00een EUROPA!
\nDar \u00eentreb eu, ca om prost:
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 acuma … unde \u2013 am fost?<\/p>\n

2.DUP\u0102 HOT\u0102R\u00c2REA DE LA STRASBOURG<\/strong>
\n\u00cen EUROPA iat\u0103, am intrat,
\n\u0218i … Doamne \u2013 \u021bi mul\u021bumim profund
\nC\u0103 nimeni totu\u0219i nu a observat
\nC \u2013 avem n\u0103dragiii rup\u021bi \u00een fund.<\/p>\n

3.\u00ceNDEMN<\/strong>
\n\u00cen EUROPA dragii mei
\nVeni\u021bi urgent, cei mari \u0219i mici.
\nAcolo este tot ce vrei
\nIar c\u00e2inii-n coad\u0103-s cu covrigi!<\/p>\n

4.OPINIE<\/strong>
\n\u00cen EUROPA \u2013 dup\u0103 unii \u2013
\nMuncesc doar pro\u0219tii \u0219i nebunii.
\nRom\u00e2nu-\u0219i face ni\u0219te socoteli
\n\u0218i-o duce bine, z\u0103u, din … \u00eenv\u00e2rteli.<\/p>\n

5.DUP\u0102 VESTEA DE LA STRASBOURG<\/strong>
\n-Am intrat \u0219i noi m\u0103i nene!
\n-Ei, \u0219i ce te umfli-n pene?
\n-P\u0103i … privi \u2013 vom ca m\u0103garii
\nCum vor sta pe gard dolarii …<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n6.PROBLEME CU INTRAREA \u00ceN EUROPA<\/strong>
\n-S-au scumpit pantofii, nene!
\nDescul\u021bi \u2013 n-o s\u0103 ne primeasc\u0103.
\n-Vom p\u0103trunde \u00een izmene,
\nCu opinca str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103!<\/p>\n

7.CHEMARE<\/strong>
\nOameni de \u2013 omenie, oameni de seam\u0103,
\nVeni\u021bi cu noi, EUROPA ne cheam\u0103.
\nNe cheam\u0103 … la munc\u0103, iubi\u021bi bi\u0219ni\u021bari,
\nAcolo nu plou\u0103 din cer cu dolari.<\/p>\n

8.\u00ceNGRIJORARE<\/strong>
\nNici c-am noi bine hopa,
\n\u0218i-am p\u0103truns \u00een EUROPA.
\nDoamne, fi \u2013 va vai de cei
\nCe au dolari \u0219i nu au LEI!<\/p>\n

9.DILEM\u0102<\/strong>
\n\u00cen EUROPA am intrat \u0219i noi
\nM\u0103m\u0103ligari p\u00e2rli\u021bi, fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi \u0219i goi …
\nDar c\u00e2nd de toate vom avea,
\nCum dracu\u2019 vom ie\u0219i din ea?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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