{"id":8834,"date":"2020-06-27T21:15:11","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T21:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8834"},"modified":"2020-07-23T20:58:14","modified_gmt":"2020-07-23T20:58:14","slug":"editia-04-1994","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-04-1994\/","title":{"rendered":"4th Edition &#8211; 1994"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Literature winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1994\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color: #b33d31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8837\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8837 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Cristian Marcu &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-10' class='gallery galleryid-8834 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Cristian-Marcu.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Cristian-Marcu-209x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Cristian-Marcu-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Cristian-Marcu-400x576.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Cristian-Marcu.jpg 695w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Viorel Baciu &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-11' class='gallery galleryid-8834 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-1-209x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-1-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-1-400x576.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-1.jpg 695w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"152\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2-300x152.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2-300x152.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2-768x390.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2-400x203.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-2.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Radu Bercea &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-12' class='gallery galleryid-8834 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"235\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-1-235x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-1-235x300.jpg 235w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-1-400x510.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-1.jpg 614w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Literature winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1994\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color: #b33d31;\">Epigram Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8847\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8847 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Paul Dumitrescu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Prima gre\u0219eal\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e ultima, genereaz\u0103 rutin\u0103 &#8230; (Autorul)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui om politic \u201cde\u0219tept\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nPrec\u00e2t e azi de combativ<br \/>\n\u0218i cum vorbea mai \u00eenainte,<br \/>\nTe ui\u021bi la el admirativ:<br \/>\nCe minte, domnule, ce minte!<\/p>\n<p><strong>A 11 \u2013 a porunc\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nNescrisa lege de c\u00e2rmaci<br \/>\nSe vede clar ca- ntr-o oglind\u0103:<br \/>\nE-admis, indiferent ce faci,<br \/>\nPorunca e &#8230; s\u0103 nu te prind\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anun\u021b<\/strong><br \/>\nInstitut privatizat,<br \/>\nCursuri f\u0103r\u0103 de frecven\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nContra tax\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nDiploma &#8230; anticipat!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cugetare<\/strong><br \/>\nCu ra\u021biunile perplexe<br \/>\nDe-at\u00e2tea capete p\u0103trate<br \/>\nTe \u2013 mboln\u0103ve\u0219ti \u0219i faci complexe<br \/>\n&#8230; de superioritate!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Comedie<\/strong><br \/>\nAceast\u0103 jovial\u0103 art\u0103 vie<br \/>\nProfund umanitar\u0103 \u00een demersul<br \/>\nDe-a-nveseli, numit\u0103 COMEDIE,<br \/>\nE-o \u0219ans\u0103 de-a substitui &#8230; reversul!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memento<\/strong><br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd ne bucur\u0103m de libertate<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu uit\u0103m, acum ar fi nedrept,<br \/>\nC\u0103 inima Tiranului mai bate<br \/>\nLa cei ce-\u0219i dau cu c\u0103r\u0103mida-n piept &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In memoriam<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen spiritul ideilor drept\u0103\u021bii<br \/>\nEtimpul s\u0103 subscriem pentru \u021bar\u0103<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u2013 avem \u0219i noi \u201cStatuia Libert\u0103\u021bii\u201d,<br \/>\nM\u0103car a\u0219a, ca &#8230; piatr\u0103 funerar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finan\u021bi\u0219tii<\/strong><br \/>\nCu \u0219tiin\u021ba lor ad\u00e2nc\u0103<br \/>\nPot percepe din rigoare<br \/>\nOrice tax\u0103 de valoare<br \/>\nNead\u0103ugat\u0103 &#8230; \u00eenc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Postdecembrist\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nGuvernan\u021bi, conduc\u0103tori,<br \/>\nDeputa\u021bi \u0219i senatori,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eei cuno\u0219ti<br \/>\nAfli c\u0103 mai to\u021bi sunt &#8230; fo\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui fost prieten, ajuns mare conduc\u0103tor<\/strong><br \/>\nPrietene de \u2013 odinioar\u0103<br \/>\nS-ajung la tine nu-i u\u0219or:<br \/>\nNu pot g\u0103si a\u0219a o scar\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i nici curaj &#8230; s\u0103 m\u0103 cobor!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flash<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen perioada de reform\u0103<br \/>\nObservi c\u0103 totul se transform\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 poate face \u0219i avere<br \/>\nOricine este \u00een &#8230; putere!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui politician &#8230; notoriu<\/strong><br \/>\nPrivit acest b\u0103rbat de vaz\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen dubla-i ipostaz\u0103, cred<br \/>\nC\u0103 numai c\u00e2nd gesticuleaz\u0103<br \/>\nSe manifest\u0103 ca biped!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui epigramist infatuat<\/strong><br \/>\nMaestre, faima te reclam\u0103<br \/>\nTalent cu carul; F\u0103r\u0103 risc<br \/>\nTe po\u021bi reprezenta la fisc<br \/>\nS\u0103 te \u201cimpun\u0103\u201d-n epigram\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cugetare<\/strong><br \/>\nSe am\u0103gesc cu mic cu mare<br \/>\nCei ce pretind \u0219i sunt destui,<br \/>\nC\u0103 tinere\u021bea-i trec\u0103toare<br \/>\nCrez\u00e2nd c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea &#8230; nu-i!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conota\u021bie<\/strong><br \/>\nTiul parc\u0103-i un blestem<br \/>\n\u00centru toate dr\u0103muit:<br \/>\nChiar \u0219i dintr-un fruct oprit,<br \/>\nImplacabil face &#8230; gem!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Paradox<\/strong><br \/>\nLa \u0219coala vie\u021bii, spus abstract,<br \/>\nDe\u0219i sunt surse ce irump,<br \/>\nProstia \u2013 cel mai ieftin act \u2013<br \/>\nConcret ne cost\u0103 cel mai scump!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui senil<\/strong><br \/>\nDoctoricit de \u2013 avida lui so\u021bie<br \/>\nCu-o supradoz\u0103 de Gerovital,<br \/>\nS-a adresat \u00een scris la Prim\u0103rie<br \/>\nS\u0103-i prelungeasc\u0103 actul &#8230; sexual!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elogiu<\/strong><br \/>\nA\u0219a cum b\u00e2ntuie scleroza,<br \/>\nOricum ar fi, tot o admir<br \/>\n\u0218i o respect pe Baba Roza:<br \/>\nC\u00e2ndva a fost un trandafir!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Euro \u2013 penizare<\/strong><br \/>\nSim\u021bi cu durere, plin de groaz\u0103<br \/>\nCum Leul fa\u021b\u0103 de Dolar<br \/>\nDe sus \u00een jos tot variaz\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen &#8230; cursul nostru valutar!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grij\u0103 &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nCu ra\u021biunile perplexe<br \/>\nDe- at\u00e2tea capete p\u0103trate,<br \/>\nTe \u2013 mboln\u0103ve\u0219ti \u0219i faci complexe<br \/>\n&#8230; de superioritate!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Celor care nu-\u0219i pot dep\u0103\u0219i condi\u021bia<\/strong><br \/>\nPigmeii au supremul ideal<br \/>\nCondi\u021bia de-a fi plevu\u0219c\u0103<br \/>\nUrm\u00e2nd politica de papagal &#8230;<br \/>\n(Se simt mai ocroti\u021bi \u00een cu\u0219c\u0103!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tactic\u0103 &#8230; cunoscut\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nAliment\u00e2ndu-\u0219i vanitatea<br \/>\nVoind s\u0103 par\u0103 \u201ccineva\u201d<br \/>\nCultiv\u0103 mediocritatea<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 o poat\u0103 domina!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paradox axiomatic<\/strong><br \/>\nDe-ar fi s\u0103-i judeci dup\u0103 fapte,<br \/>\nPar tragicomici cei ce vor<br \/>\nNeap\u0103rat s\u0103 mulg\u0103 lapte<br \/>\nDe la un \u021bap &#8230; isp\u0103\u0219itor!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cu g\u00e2ndul la &#8230; R\u0103posatu\u2019<\/strong><br \/>\nEl, trebuia din pietate,<br \/>\n\u00cen semn nefastei sale glorii<br \/>\n(Ca regii din antichitate)<br \/>\n\u00cenmorm\u00e2ntat cu &#8230; slujitorii!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Distih<\/strong><br \/>\nDe c\u00e2nd au ap\u0103rut \u201eIndependen\u021bii\u201d<br \/>\nS-au \u0219i scumpit pe pia\u021b\u0103 &#8230;\u201d detergen\u021bii\u201d!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Femeia<\/strong><br \/>\nPoem de dulce \u00eentrupare,<br \/>\nLaitmotiv ce o consacr\u0103,<br \/>\nFemeia e un \u00eenger care<br \/>\n\u00cen mod normal ajunge soacr\u0103 &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unei celibatare<\/strong><br \/>\nLa femeie celibatul<br \/>\nPune semne de-ntrebare:<br \/>\nOri nu sufer\u0103 b\u0103rbatul,<br \/>\nOri \u00eei place &#8230; fiecare!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paralelism<\/strong><br \/>\nDe e lumea,-n am\u0103nunt,<br \/>\nDe\u0219i nu-s comparabile,<br \/>\nFemeia ca \u0219i timpul sunt<br \/>\nZic unii (r\u0103i) &#8230; probabile!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adagiu<\/strong><br \/>\nPrin natura ei fireasc\u0103,<br \/>\nVia\u021ba pare s\u0103 ne spun\u0103<br \/>\nC-ar muri de moarte bun\u0103<br \/>\nCine \u0219tie s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>La morm\u00e2ntul unui epigramist<\/strong><br \/>\nSub aceast\u0103 piatr\u0103 mare<br \/>\nDoarme un epigramist,<br \/>\nZise un confrate trist<br \/>\n\u0218i oft\u0103 &#8230; cu u\u0219urare!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Elis R\u00e2preanu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>MOTTO: \u201cUMOR LA GURA HUMORULUI\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1.SO\u021aIA<\/strong><br \/>\nSo\u021bia mi-e ecou fidel \u2013<br \/>\nR\u0103sfr\u00e2nge vorba ca-n desc\u00e2nt \u2013<br \/>\nEcou fiind, exact ca el,<br \/>\nEa are ultimul cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.CA LA S\u0102P\u00c2N\u021aA<\/strong><br \/>\nSoacra zace \u2013 aici pe veci<br \/>\n\u0218i-a tr\u0103it ani nou\u0103zeci;<br \/>\nDac\u0103 mai tr\u0103ia doi \u2013 trei<br \/>\nZ\u0103ceam eu \u00een locul ei.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.UNUI REPORTER SEXAGENAR<\/strong><br \/>\nP\u0103r bogat \u0219i negru \u2013 mur\u0103,<br \/>\nNu mai are-n schimb dantur\u0103;<br \/>\nCred c\u0103-i clar\u0103 \u2013 nv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura:<br \/>\nA muncit mai mult cu gura.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.CONCURS DE PREZENTATORI TV<\/strong><br \/>\nTo\u021bi acei ce concureaz\u0103<br \/>\nMusai s\u0103 cunoasc\u0103 bine<br \/>\nUna- dou\u0103 limbi str\u0103ine<br \/>\nC\u0103 rom\u00e2na nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.VITALITATEA JOCULUI POPULAR ROM\u00c2NESC<\/strong><br \/>\nNici \u00een jocul de putere<br \/>\nJocul rom\u00e2nesc nu piere<br \/>\n\u0218i \u2013 uite \u2013a\u0219a se urc\u0103 treapta<br \/>\n\u0218i pe st\u00e2nga, \u0219i pe dreapta.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>6.CALCUL RAPID<\/strong><br \/>\nT\u00e2n\u0103r, mo\u0219, \u021b\u0103ran, strateg<br \/>\nOmu \u2013 nva\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u2019 la moarte:<br \/>\nCel cu carte are PARTE<br \/>\nCel cu pile, UN \u00ceNTREG.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.CA LA T\u0102NASE<\/strong><br \/>\nFiecare-n lumea asta<br \/>\nSe distreaz\u0103-n felul lui:<br \/>\nWhisky, video, nevasta,<br \/>\nDar te \u2013 ntreb: nevasta cui?<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.UNUIA CARE FACE PE TINERELUL<\/strong><br \/>\nPrecum o veche limuzin\u0103,<br \/>\nConsum\u0103 mult prea mult &#8230; 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