{"id":8806,"date":"2020-06-26T20:53:14","date_gmt":"2020-06-26T20:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8806"},"modified":"2020-07-22T20:37:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T20:37:02","slug":"editia-06-1996","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-06-1996\/","title":{"rendered":"6th Edition &#8211; 1996"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Literature winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1996\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8811\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8811 \"><div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Paula \u0218alar &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-10 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-10' class='gallery galleryid-8806 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar-300x197.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar-768x505.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar-400x263.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-I-Paula-\u0218alar.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Radu Bercea &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-11 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-11' class='gallery galleryid-8806 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-Radu-Bercea.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Ola\u0219 Doru Ghiocel &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-12 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-12' class='gallery galleryid-8806 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Ola\u0219-Doru-Ghiocel-rotated.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Ola\u0219-Doru-Ghiocel-217x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Ola\u0219-Doru-Ghiocel-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Ola\u0219-Doru-Ghiocel-400x552.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Ola\u0219-Doru-Ghiocel-rotated.jpg 724w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Literature winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1996\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Epigram Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8818\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8818 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Constantin Manea<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>MOTTO:<\/strong><br \/>\nE, cumva, literatura<br \/>\n\u0218ansa autorului<br \/>\nDe a rupe \u2013n fine GURA<br \/>\nHUMORULUI?<\/p>\n<p><strong>INTRAREA ROM\u00c2NIEI \u00ceN COMUNITATEA EUROPEAN\u0102:<\/strong><br \/>\nE m\u00e2ndr\u0103 na\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103 vestul ne-a \u00eentins o m\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\nDar s\u0103r\u0103cia nu e \u2013 nvins\u0103 &#8230;<br \/>\nMai st\u0103m \u0219i \u2013 acum cu m\u00e2na \u2013 ntins\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>NIVEL DE TRAI:<\/strong><br \/>\nNoi ne-am dorit neap\u0103rat<br \/>\nS-avem, precum s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t,<br \/>\nNivel de via\u021b\u0103 ridicat &#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i ne-a ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n<p><strong>EXPLICA\u021aIE:<\/strong><br \/>\nDe ce \u00een via\u021b\u0103 mai tr\u0103im<br \/>\nMomente grele?<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 via\u021ba ne-o cl\u0103dim<br \/>\nPe De Se Rele!<\/p>\n<p><strong>REFORMA LA ROM\u00c2NI:<\/strong><br \/>\nAzi reforma mi se pare<br \/>\nC\u0103-i la noi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia<br \/>\nParavanul dup\u0103 care<br \/>\nNe ascundem &#8230; s\u0103r\u0103cia!<\/p>\n<p><strong>EXPLICA\u021aIE:<\/strong><br \/>\nIon \u00eei explica muierii<br \/>\nDe ce-s ale\u0219i consilierii!<br \/>\n-S\u0103 aib\u0103, la necaz, primarul<br \/>\nCu cine s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenece- amarul!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>DESCOPERIRE LINGVISTIC\u0102:<\/strong><br \/>\nLingvi\u0219tii au descoperit<br \/>\n(Dup\u0103 eforturi mari depuse)<br \/>\nC- atunci c\u00e2nd spui \u201cprimar cinstit\u201d<br \/>\nSpui dou\u0103 no\u021biuni opuse!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNOR PRIMARI:<\/strong><br \/>\nPe mul\u021bi s\u0103teni i-au \u00een\u0219elat,<br \/>\nDar, la alegeri viitoare,<br \/>\nP\u0103m\u00e2ntul care l-au furat<br \/>\nLe va fugi de sub picioare!<\/p>\n<p><strong>PROBLEMA NEREZOLVAT\u0102:<\/strong><br \/>\nComuna toat\u0103 \u00een\u021belege<br \/>\nCum e cu fondul funciar:<br \/>\nE necesar\u0103 alt\u0103 lege,<br \/>\n\u0218i, mai cur\u00e2nd, un alt primar!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ceNDEMN:<\/strong><br \/>\nD\u00e2ndu-\u021bi, ca primar, mandat<br \/>\nOb\u0219tea, sigur, s-a-n\u0219elat.<br \/>\nNu e cazul ca acu\u2019<br \/>\nS\u0103 o mai \u00een\u0219eli \u021bi tu!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNUI PRIMAR CARE COMITE EPIGRAME:<\/strong><br \/>\nDac\u0103 faci eforturi mari,<br \/>\nSunt eu sigur c\u0103 po\u021bi scoate<br \/>\nDin epigrami\u0219ti, primari,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 invers nu se poate!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Gheorghe Suciu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>MOTTO: MIKIMOTO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CONSOLARE<\/strong><br \/>\nPe vremea fostei dictaturi<br \/>\n\u021aineam (cu soacra) \u0219ase guri<br \/>\nAzi, fericit sunt cel pu\u0219in<br \/>\nC\u0103 pot pe-a mea s\u0103 nu mi-o \u021bin!<\/p>\n<p><strong>LA CABINETUL STOMATOLOGIC PRIVATIZAT<\/strong><br \/>\nM-am dus la el, cum e uzan\u021ba,<br \/>\nS- astupe \u201ccatacumbele\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i- atunci c\u00e2nd mi-a t\u0103iat chitan\u021ba &#8230;<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi cad\u0103 toate plombele!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>IAR<\/strong><br \/>\nLa Malta iar s-a pus parafa,<br \/>\n]nchis ni-e orice orizont,<br \/>\nIar de la \u201eAna\u201d la \u201eCaiafa\u201d<br \/>\nIar Unchiul Sam &#8230; Pilat din Pont!<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUSTIFICARE<\/strong><br \/>\nNu am ca-n basme un covor<br \/>\nPe care s\u0103 o duc \u00een zbor,<br \/>\nDar nu se poate pl\u00e2nge soa\u021ba:<br \/>\nCu pre\u0219u \u2013 am dus-o toat\u0103 via\u021ba.<\/p>\n<p><strong>METAMORFOZA<\/strong><br \/>\nLucii, dr\u0103cu\u0219or de fat\u0103<br \/>\nChip frumos \u0219i efemer<br \/>\nCum se vede m\u0103ritat\u0103<br \/>\nSe transform\u0103-n &#8230; Lucifer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>REFLEC\u021aIE<\/strong><br \/>\nSuntem to\u021bi f\u0103cu\u021bi din hum\u0103<br \/>\nTrece \u201evalul\u201d peste noi:<br \/>\nDar pu\u021bin se- alege \u201cspum\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nIar din cei mai mul\u021bi &#8230; noroi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BAHIC\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nDespre vin o spun pe \u0219leau:<br \/>\nFie nunt\u0103 sau agap\u0103,<br \/>\nDoar pu\u021bin sunt cei ce-l beau<br \/>\nCei mai mul\u021bi convivi &#8230; se adap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LA SEC\u021aIA DE VOTARE<\/strong><br \/>\nO cutie de duzin\u0103,<br \/>\nBuletine vraf pe mese,<br \/>\nO \u0219tampil\u0103, o cabin\u0103 &#8230;<br \/>\nUna bagi \u0219i alta iese.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>AJUTOR RECIPROC<\/strong><br \/>\nTurcia s\u0103 nu sucombe,<br \/>\nFacem schimburi \u201ebelicoase\u201d<br \/>\nEi ne fac \u00een \u021bar\u0103 \u201ebombe\u201d<br \/>\nNoi le asigur\u0103m \u201efocoase\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen casa mea greu m\u0103 impun<br \/>\nOric\u00e2t a\u0219 ridica eu tonul<br \/>\n\u0218i dintre to\u021bi ai mei v\u0103 spun &#8230;<br \/>\nM-ascult\u0103 numai telefonul!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SEM\u0102N\u0102TURI DE PRIM\u0102VAR\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nBate v\u00e2nt de prim\u0103var\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i climatul de la \u021bar\u0103<br \/>\nSeam\u0103n\u0103 \u2013 a privatizare.<br \/>\nSeam\u0103n\u0103 &#8230; dar nu r\u0103sare!<\/p>\n<p><strong>DIVIZIUNEA MUNCII<\/strong><br \/>\nLa noi domne\u0219te-n cas\u0103 armonia<br \/>\nC\u0103ci toate sarcinile-s \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bite:<br \/>\nLa vase \u0219i la crati\u021be, so\u021bia,<br \/>\nIar cu mama soacr\u0103 &#8230; la cu\u021bite.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNOR \u201eAMICI\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nAmicii mei, c\u00e2nd n-o mai fi s\u0103 fiu,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci mi-a sunat \u0219i cel din urm\u0103 ceas,<br \/>\nVeni\u021bi c\u00e2t mai aproape de sicriu &#8230;<br \/>\nS\u0103 v\u0103 mai dau o dat\u0103 peste nas!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SO\u021aIA<\/strong><br \/>\nE femeia ideal\u0103:<br \/>\nVorba rea nu mi-o \u00eentoarce,<br \/>\n\u00cemi g\u0103te\u0219te \u0219i m\u0103 spal\u0103,<br \/>\nM\u0103 usuc\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 stoarce.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNUI DIRECTOR<\/strong><br \/>\nTe pream\u0103re\u0219te secretara<br \/>\nDe diminea\u021ba p\u00e2n\u0103 seara,<br \/>\nAcas\u0103 te contest\u0103 soa\u021ba<br \/>\nDe seara p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021ba.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Eugen Albu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>1.EPIGRAMISTUL<\/strong><br \/>\nM\u00e2na glumei o \u00eentinde<br \/>\nPrintr-o poant\u0103 pus\u0103-n vers<br \/>\n\u00cen speran\u0219a c\u0103 destinde<br \/>\nUn atom din univers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.FRA\u021aILOR BASARABENI<\/strong><br \/>\nMai au \u0219i- acuma nostalgia<br \/>\nAcelui vers nemuritor,<br \/>\n\u201eCei lene\u0219i plece unde vor\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i pleac\u0103 \u00eenspre Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.POVESTE VECHE<\/strong><br \/>\nMinciuna st\u0103 cu \u0219efi de stat<br \/>\nLa mas\u0103 pe acela\u0219i loc<br \/>\n\u0218i-n modul cel mai democrat<br \/>\n\u00ce\u0219i dau dreptate reciproc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.AI CARTE, AI PARTE<\/strong><br \/>\nDe\u0219i nu par, s\u00e2nt om cu carte,<br \/>\nTrecut prin dou\u0103 facult\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\n\u0218i \u00een concluzie am parte<br \/>\n&#8230; De lipsuri \u0219i de greut\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.DRUMURILE NOASTRE TOATE&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cemi pun mereu o \u00eentrebare,<br \/>\nDar nu pot s\u0103-mi r\u0103spund nici cum:<br \/>\nDe ce pe str\u0103zi \u0219i trotuare<br \/>\nMai multe gropi s\u00e2nt, dec\u00e2t pe drum?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.REMEMBER DECEMBRIE \u201889<\/strong><br \/>\nVictorie!! , lua\u021bi de val<br \/>\nStrigau at\u00e2\u021bia mii de in\u0219i<br \/>\nDar azi \u00een mod paradoxal<br \/>\nConduc tot cei ce-au fost \u00eenvin\u0219i.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.MI-AM LUAT FATA BOGAT\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nApropo de- nsur\u0103toare,<br \/>\n\u00cemi spunea pe timpuri socrul,<br \/>\nZeastrea fetei, vezi c\u0103-i mare;<br \/>\nFata-i &#8230; cum \u021bi-a fi norocul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.REALIT\u0102\u021aI CLUJENE<\/strong><br \/>\nSt\u0103 maiestos cu fruntea-n soare<br \/>\nMATEI CORVIN pe arm\u0103sar<br \/>\n\u0218i totu\u0219i nu-i at\u00e2t de mare<br \/>\nRom\u00e2n pe c\u00e2t ar vrea FUNAR.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.D-LUI PRIMAR GH. FUNAR<\/strong><br \/>\nDespre distinsul Domn FUNAR<br \/>\nSpuneau recent vecinii<br \/>\nC\u0103 are s\u00e2nge de maghiar<br \/>\n&#8230; Pe ro\u021bile ma\u0219inii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.PROBLEMA TRANSPORTULUI \u00ceN COMUN<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen Cluj transportu-n bun\u0103 parte<br \/>\nE rezolvat de don\u2019 Funar<br \/>\nUrm\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie du\u0219i \u00een spate<br \/>\nCam trei rom\u00e2ni de un maghiar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11.VIITORI PRIMARI<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen asemenea \u0219efie,<br \/>\nDin at\u00e2\u021bia candida\u021bi,<br \/>\nS\u00e2nt convins c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie<br \/>\nMul\u021bi ale\u0219i, pu\u021bini chema\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12.LA URNE<\/strong><br \/>\nVor trage iar\u0103\u0219i unii sfori<br \/>\nC\u0103-s mari \u0219i multe interese<br \/>\nIar gloata de aleg\u0103tori<br \/>\nCam una bag\u0103 \u0219i- alta iese.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13.INFLA\u021aIE DE CANDIDA\u021aI LA FUNC\u021aIA DE PRIMAR<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen cursa pentru Prim\u0103rie,<br \/>\nEu care-n \u0219coal\u0103 am fost clei,<br \/>\n\u00cen fond de ce nu m-a\u0219 \u00eenscrie?<br \/>\nDoar nu-s cu mult mai prost ca ei.<\/p>\n<p><strong>14.SPERAN\u021aE ELECTORALE<\/strong><br \/>\nS\u00e2nt proxenet, s\u00e2nt bi\u0219ni\u021bar,<br \/>\n\u0218i totu\u0219i nu o duc prea bine<br \/>\nDar sper s-ajung Parlamentar<br \/>\nC\u0103 oricum munca nu-i de mine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>15.DISCURS ELECTORAL<\/strong><br \/>\nDe-o fi s\u0103 umblu gol sau rupt<br \/>\n\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103-un ban \u00een buzunare<br \/>\nEu tot n-am s\u0103 m\u0103 las corupt<br \/>\n&#8230; C\u00e2nd \u0219paga nu-i destul de mare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>16.ADRIAN P\u0102UNESCU CANDIDEAZ\u0102 LA PRE\u0218EDEN\u021aIA \u021a\u0102RII<\/strong><br \/>\nDin toate c\u00e2te-i trec prin minte<br \/>\nUn g\u00e2nd e mai presus de toate;<br \/>\nDe va ajunge Pre\u0219edinte<br \/>\nCum oare-o s\u0103 se pupe-n &#8230; spate?<\/p>\n<p><strong>17.SENATORUL A. P\u0102UNESCU CANDIDEAZ\u0102 LA PRE\u0218EDEN\u021aIE<\/strong><br \/>\n\u0218anse ai se pare<br \/>\nDom\u2019le senator;<br \/>\nLa trecutu-\u021bi mare &#8230;,<br \/>\nMare viitor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>18.ION RA\u021aIU CANDIDEAZ\u0102 LA PRE\u0218EDEN\u021aIE<\/strong><br \/>\nPe Mister Geon o-ntreag\u0103 gloat\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cel va vota \u0219i-n acest an<br \/>\nDe\u0219i l-0a mai votat odat\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i totu\u0219i a ie\u0219it &#8230; Ivan.<\/p>\n<p><strong>19.FLORIN PIERSIC ONTEN\u021aIONEAZ\u0102 S\u0102 CANDIDEZE LA PRE\u0218EDEN\u021aIE<\/strong><br \/>\nAi cucerit at\u00e2ta lume<br \/>\nCu roluri mari, \u021bi-aduci aminte &#8230;<br \/>\nIar ast\u0103zi faci concurs de glume<br \/>\n\u0218i-aspiri la rol de &#8230; Pre\u0219edinte.<\/p>\n<p><strong>20.COPIII STR\u0102ZII<\/strong><br \/>\nPrivindu-i cum cer\u0219esc descul\u021bi<br \/>\nSt\u00e2nd pe z\u0103pad\u0103 ca pe spini<br \/>\nI-a\u0219 ajuta, da-s mult prea mul\u021bi<br \/>\nIar banii mei, mult prea pu\u021bini.<\/p>\n<p><strong>21.GHINION<\/strong><br \/>\nDin Revolu\u021bie-s infirm,<br \/>\nDar fiindc\u0103 nu e nici o list\u0103<br \/>\nCu terori\u0219tii, pot s-afirm<br \/>\nC-au fost ceva &#8230; ce nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>22.\u00ceN UMBRA COMUNISMULUI<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia anali\u0219tii<br \/>\nDe-un lucru ne-au asigurat;<br \/>\nN-or s\u0103 revin\u0103 comuni\u0219tii<br \/>\nFiiindc\u0103 nici nu au plecat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>23.FAPT DIVERS<\/strong><br \/>\nSub Guvernul V\u0103c\u0103roiu,<br \/>\nOrice-ar zice Mircea Co\u0219ea<br \/>\nLefurile s\u00e2nt cu \u021boiul<br \/>\nPre\u021burile cu saco\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p><strong>24.CONFORT<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen bloc a\u0219a c\u0103ldur\u0103 am<br \/>\nC\u0103 m\u0103 cuprinde c\u00e2te-un tremur<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t vecinii sar pe geam<br \/>\n\u00cen disperare c\u0103-i cutremur.<\/p>\n<p><strong>25.PROTEJA\u021aI FAUNA<\/strong><br \/>\nLupul a m\u00e2ncat scufi\u021ba<br \/>\nDar muri \u0219i el \u00eendat\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen concluzie feti\u021ba<br \/>\nEra bun\u0103 dar stricat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>26.MAPAMOND<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen Bosnea pacea mult dorit\u0103,<br \/>\nA devenit realitate<br \/>\n\u0218i de \u2013 acuma e p\u0103zit\u0103<br \/>\nCu arme mai sofisticate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>27.JURA\u021aII<\/strong><br \/>\nTipi cu elocin\u021b\u0103 fin\u0103<br \/>\nCare scot \u00eentotdeauna<br \/>\nAdev\u0103rul la lumin\u0103<br \/>\nFolosind abil minciuna.<\/p>\n<p><strong>28.FLAGRANT DELICT<\/strong><br \/>\nMi-am prins nevasta, ce ru\u0219ine,<br \/>\nC-un tip mai tinerel ca mine<br \/>\nEu am, ce-i drept, optzeci \u0219i nou\u0103,<br \/>\nIar el doar peste o lun\u0103 \u2013 dou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>29.CAPUL CE SE PLEAC\u0102 &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nMi-am prins nevasta-ntr-o odaie<br \/>\nC-un tip total dezabiat<br \/>\nDar capul lui fiind plecat<br \/>\nMi-am amintit c\u0103 nu se taie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>30.MICA PRIVATIZARE<\/strong><br \/>\nFericit e azi Ion<br \/>\nC-a ajuns \u0219i el patron<br \/>\nToat\u0103 ziua vinde ou\u0103<br \/>\nChiar de are numai dou\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Photo gallery\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1131\" height=\"1600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996.jpg 1131w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1996-400x566.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1131px) 100vw, 1131px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8062,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8806","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>6th Edition - 1996 - Humour at .... 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