{"id":8783,"date":"2020-06-24T20:02:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T20:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8783"},"modified":"2020-07-26T22:56:12","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T22:56:12","slug":"editia-07-1997","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-07-1997\/","title":{"rendered":"7th Edition &#8211; 1997"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Literature winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1997\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8788\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8788 \"><div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Radu Bercea &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-14' class='gallery galleryid-8783 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-1-210x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-1-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-1-400x571.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-1.jpg 488w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Radu-Bercea-2.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; George Gavrilean &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-15' class='gallery galleryid-8783 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean-300x211.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean-400x281.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-George-Gavrilean.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Viorel Baciu &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-16' class='gallery galleryid-8783 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu-400x565.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-II-Viorel-Baciu.jpg 708w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; George P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-17' class='gallery galleryid-8783 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-George-P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-George-P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-George-P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-George-P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu-400x567.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Premiul-III-George-P\u0103tr\u0103\u0219canu.jpg 490w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Literature winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1997\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Epigram Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8795\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8795 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Neculai Darie<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Via\u021ba la bloc<\/strong><br \/>\nContrastele-n traseul vie\u021bii<br \/>\nTe fac adesea s\u0103 suspini:<br \/>\nLa bloc sunt mai sub\u021biri pere\u021bii<br \/>\nDac\u00e2t obrazul la vecini.<\/p>\n<p><strong>La moda e mobile<\/strong><br \/>\nChiar de e\u0219ti un so\u021b model,<br \/>\nCredincios s\u0103-i fii e greu;<br \/>\nModei \u00eei r\u0103m\u00e2i fidel<br \/>\nNumai dac-o schimbi mereu!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Livrarea apei calde<\/strong><br \/>\nTot mai mult se dovede\u0219te<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi<br \/>\nApa cald\u0103 se opre\u0219te<br \/>\n\u00cenainte de a veni.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui politician locvace<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00centr-un discurs de anvergur\u0103<br \/>\n(Alt nou prilej s-o ia la trap),<br \/>\nPrin papagalii lui din gur\u0103<br \/>\nVorbesc sticle\u021bii lui din cap!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prenup\u021bial\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nFiind abia la \u00eenceput<br \/>\nS-a confesat spre mama ei<br \/>\nC\u0103-n noaptea nun\u021bii a vut<br \/>\nEmo\u021bii &#8230; ca de obicei.<br \/>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>\u201cCursul la zi\u201d al infla\u021biei<\/strong><br \/>\nFiresc s\u0103-ncep a sudui,<br \/>\nC\u0103 faptele sunt fapte:<br \/>\nDe ce-i mai spune \u201ccurs la zi\u201d<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd cre\u0219te peste noapte?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rechinii corup\u021biei \u00een fa\u021ba legii<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cei vor lua la scuturat<br \/>\nSper\u00e2nd, probabil, a afla<br \/>\nNu c\u00e2t anume au furat<br \/>\nCi dac-au mai l\u0103sat ceva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dosarele corup\u021biei<\/strong><br \/>\nMul\u021bi din acei ce au furat<br \/>\nTr\u0103iesc o sumbr\u0103 odisee:<br \/>\nCu trandafirii au votat<br \/>\n\u0218i ast\u0103zi \u00eei g\u0103sim &#8230; sub cheie!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Migra\u021bie a politicienilor \u201cde st\u00e2nga\u201d c\u0103tre forma\u021biunile de centru<\/strong><br \/>\nVot\u00e2nd ieri \u201econtra\u201d, ast\u0103zi \u201epentru\u201d ,<br \/>\nLipsi\u021bi de ideologie,<br \/>\n\u00cei m\u00e2n\u0103-n forma\u021biuni de centru<br \/>\nIdealuri de periferie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Din sloganurile comuni\u0219tilor<\/strong><br \/>\nEra \u00een van sloganul lor<br \/>\n\u201cCei lene\u0219i plece unde vor\u201d<br \/>\n(Lansat la nu \u0219tiu ce congres),<br \/>\nC\u0103-n Occident &#8230; n-aveau acces.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Ioan Pop<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Haplea jr.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Visul unei nop\u021bi de iarn\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nIubi\u021bii mei concet\u0103\u021beni,<br \/>\nCa optimist mai am speran\u021ba<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi fac concediul la Constan\u021ba<br \/>\n(nepoata mea din D\u0103buleni) &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Salarii<\/strong><br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 la var\u0103, cum \u2013 necum<br \/>\nAdun to\u021bi banii\u2013 ntr-o copaie<br \/>\n\u0218i-i iau so\u021biei un costum<br \/>\n&#8230; de baie!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sf\u00e2r\u0219it de iarn\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nCu experien\u021ba mea amar\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103tul de viscole \u0219i ce\u021buri,<br \/>\n\u00cemi fac provizii pentru var\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218tiind c\u0103 vin m\u0103riri de pre\u021buri.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tranzi\u021bia rom\u00e2nului<\/strong><br \/>\nVia\u021ba nu ne-a fost u\u0219oar\u0103,<br \/>\nNu mai a\u0219tept\u0103m minuni \u2013<br \/>\nTra\u0219i pe roat\u0103, tra\u0219i pe sfoar\u0103,<br \/>\nIar acum pe ac\u021biuni.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alesul<\/strong><br \/>\nBun patriot, \u0219i vorba aia,<br \/>\nNumai din dragoste de \u021bar\u0103<br \/>\nA dat o vil\u0103 la Sinaia<br \/>\nPe-o camer\u0103 &#8230; parlamentar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cen timpul concediului am fost premiat la serviciu<\/strong><br \/>\nSemn de \u00eentrebare<br \/>\nCare m\u0103 deprim\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nDoar plecat la mare<br \/>\nPot lua o prim\u0103?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Iarn\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen drumul nostru spre Apus,<br \/>\nCam zgribuli\u021bi \u0219i nes\u0103tui,<br \/>\nAgen\u021bii termici i-am redus.<br \/>\nDin ceilal\u021bi avem destui &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Explica\u021bia ardelencei<\/strong><br \/>\nAm r\u0103mas cu casa goal\u0103,<br \/>\nNu mai am ce pune-n oal\u0103,<br \/>\nUmblu cu o fust\u0103 rupt\u0103!<br \/>\nBag de seam\u0103, nu-s corupt\u0103 &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>S.R.L.<\/strong><br \/>\nNe- asociar\u0103m amical \u2013<br \/>\nEl tipul \u0219ters, eu tip vioi,<br \/>\nEl practic\u0103, eu capital!<br \/>\nAcum e oarecum invers &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Opozi\u021biei necorupte<\/strong><br \/>\nEi au motive s\u0103 mai spere<br \/>\nC\u0103 nici un om n-o s\u0103-i \u00eenjure \u2013<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vor ajunge la putere<br \/>\nNimic nu vor g\u0103si s\u0103 fure!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mizerii (1000 de lei un covrig)<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cemi era foame, mi-era frig<br \/>\n\u0218i-am vrut s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r un covrig.<br \/>\nM-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit dup-un suspin \u2013<br \/>\nO vodk\u0103 cost\u0103 mai pu\u021bin &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>De S\u0103rb\u0103tori<\/strong><br \/>\nMiel nu am \u0219i ou\u0103 nu-s,<br \/>\nZarzavatul s-a scumpit;<br \/>\nNe d\u0103 iarb\u0103 Cel de Sus<br \/>\n\u0218i-mi spun &#8230; pa\u0219te fericit!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Comercial\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nAm \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat trec\u00e2nd prin ani<br \/>\nZicala care-mi prinde bine:<br \/>\n\u201eS\u0103 nu dai cinstea pe ru\u0219ine!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o mai dau dec\u00e2t pe bani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Faliment<\/strong><br \/>\nS-a-ncurcat cu un contabil,<br \/>\nAventur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de rost \u2013<br \/>\nAs \u00een cifre (explicabil),<br \/>\nSt\u0103 cu numerele prost.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reform\u0103 \u00een consens<\/strong><br \/>\nPe al patriei meleag,<br \/>\nN\u0103zuind spre noua er\u0103,<br \/>\nTricolorul ne e steag,<br \/>\nDoar culorile difer\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Constantin Horbovanu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>1.Erat\u0103 electoral\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen capul paginii a-nt\u00e2ia,<br \/>\nDe azi, rom\u00e2nii vor citi<br \/>\nCOTRACTUL nu cu ROM\u00c2NIA<br \/>\nCi (\u00eengro\u0219at) cu F.M.I!<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.Promisiune preziden\u021bial\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cN-au s\u0103 mai fie alte genera\u021bii<br \/>\nDe sacrificiu!\u2019 &#8211; cu sporit elan<br \/>\nA tot promis Emil acestei na\u021bii<br \/>\n\u0218i \u2013 acum le lichideaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un an!<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.Legislaturi<\/strong><br \/>\nO vrea p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, dar o vrea \u0219i cerul<br \/>\n\u0218i astfel pentru bie\u021bii p\u0103m\u00e2nteni<br \/>\nMinciuna st\u0103 la mas\u0103-n Cotroceni<br \/>\nArareori schimb\u00e2ndu-\u0219i partenerul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.Schimb\u0103ri \u0219i stagnare<\/strong><br \/>\nSchimb\u0103ri politice, de clase<br \/>\n9dup\u0103 n\u0103past\u0103 \u2013 tot n\u0103past\u0103);<br \/>\nStagnarea \u2013 prin anume case<br \/>\nUnde conduce tot &#8230; nevasta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.Op\u021biune<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen viiitoru \u2013 acestei na\u021bii<br \/>\nVisez \u2013 \u0219i nu f\u0103r\u0103 motiv \u2013<br \/>\nS-ajung\u0103-n Parlament b\u0103rba\u021bii,<br \/>\nIar soa\u021bele &#8211; &#8230; \u201cexecutiv\u201d!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>6.Speran\u021be<\/strong><br \/>\nAnchete, din Oradea la Constan\u021ba,<br \/>\nMai fac de-o vreme numai ziari\u0219tii;<br \/>\nNu-i bai, c\u0103 ne-a r\u0103mas speran\u021ba<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 \u201cpres\u0103\u201d poli\u2019I;tii!<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.Salvarea de nostalgie<\/strong><br \/>\nSub flori suave de salc\u00e2m,<br \/>\nSimt nostalgia c\u0103 m\u0103-npunge<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi cump\u0103r iar un \u201cpui-tac\u00e2m\u201d<br \/>\nNoroc c\u0103 leafa nu-mi ajunge! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.\u0218ovinism scuzabil dup\u0103 \u201eexperien\u021ba vienez\u0103\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nAfl\u00e2nd din pres\u0103 ce-au f\u0103cut prostia<br \/>\n\u0218i nesim\u021birea, cred c\u0103 e vident<br \/>\nPot s\u0103-i accept pe romi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nDar nu pe romii no\u0219tri-n Occident!<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.Boala noii tranzi\u021bii<\/strong><br \/>\nBuim\u0103cit, poporul, bietul,<br \/>\nDuce-n c\u00e2rc\u0103 soarta grea<br \/>\n\u0218i se teme c\u0103 bugetul<br \/>\nFu lovit de CIUMA R(e)A!<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.Lec\u021bie de optimism<\/strong><br \/>\n\u0218i ieri, \u0219i ast\u0103zi, \u0219i chiar m\u00e2ine,<br \/>\nTimp pentru pl\u00e2ngeri grele nu-i<br \/>\nDac\u0103 rom\u00e2nu-n \u00een loc de p\u00e2ine,<br \/>\nAre &#8230; 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