{"id":8748,"date":"2020-06-24T18:55:45","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T18:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8748"},"modified":"2020-07-21T21:20:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T21:20:39","slug":"editia-09-1999","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-09-1999\/","title":{"rendered":"9th Edition &#8211; 1999"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Literature winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1999\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8751\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8751 \"><div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Excellence Prize &#8211; Ioan Emil Groza &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-16' class='gallery galleryid-8748 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1-300x223.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1-768x571.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza2-210x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza2-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza2-400x571.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ioan-Emil-Groza2.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Excellence Prize &#8211; Ovidiu Ambrozie Bort\u0103 &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-17' class='gallery galleryid-8748 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3-300x189.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3-768x484.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3-400x252.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-3.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"194\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-3-194x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-3-194x300.jpg 194w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-3-400x620.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-3.jpg 645w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 194px) 100vw, 194px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Excellence Prize &#8211; Pamfil Horodnic &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-18' class='gallery galleryid-8748 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic1-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic1-2-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic1-2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic1-2-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic1-2.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic2-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic2-2-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic2-2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic2-2-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pamfil-Horodnic2-2.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Excellence Prize &#8211; Paula \u0218alar &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-19' class='gallery galleryid-8748 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar1-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar1-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar1-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar1.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Paula-\u0218alar2.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Excellence Prize &#8211; Sergiu Grap\u0103 &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-20' class='gallery galleryid-8748 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01031-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01031-1-204x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01031-1-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01031-1-400x589.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01031-1.jpg 652w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01032-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01032-1-217x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01032-1-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01032-1-400x554.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Sergiu-Grap\u01032-1.jpg 693w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Literature winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/1999\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Epigram winners<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8764\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8764 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Sava Gajeliov<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Credo parlamentar<\/strong><br \/>\nSimt parc\u0103 o revolt\u0103 mut\u0103<br \/>\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd pe Biblie cum jur\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 zic \u0219i ho\u021bii Doamne \u2013 ajut\u0103<br \/>\nSpre- a nu fi prin\u0219i atunci c\u00e2nd fur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Idil\u0103 cu epilog<\/strong><br \/>\nFu \u00eemb\u0103tat de-a ei privire,<br \/>\n\u00cendr\u0103gostit ca- ntr \u2013 un scenariu<br \/>\n\u0218i a r\u0103mas c-o amintire<br \/>\nCe se re\u021binbe din salariu! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ordin operativ<\/strong><br \/>\nNi s-a transmis prin fax c\u0103-n regiune<br \/>\nSunt multe cazuri de evaziune.<br \/>\nDeci, proced\u00e2nd specific, aresta\u021bi,<br \/>\nPe cei cu &#8230; pantalonii evaza\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Re\u021bet\u0103 &#8230; de sezon <\/strong><br \/>\nPelin de mai am ob\u021binut<br \/>\nDe-o manier\u0103 combinat\u0103:<br \/>\nTurn\u00e2nd \u00een vin contraf\u0103cut<br \/>\nAmarul din fiin\u021ba \u2013 mi toat\u0103! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cre\u0219terea nivelului de trai<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cencrez\u0103tori \u00een tot ce ni s-a spus,<br \/>\nNoi am fixat ideea sub meninge:<br \/>\nNivelul vie\u021bii fi-va foarte sus,<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t cu greu \u00eel vom putea atinge! &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Bate \u0219i \u021bi se va deschide<\/strong><br \/>\nI s-a \u2013 mplinit, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r,<br \/>\nPreceptul biblic de succes:<br \/>\nC\u0103 l-a b\u0103tut pe unul, m\u0103r,<br \/>\n\u0218i \u0103la i-a deschis proces!<\/p>\n<p><strong>De toamn\u0103 &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nUn paradox de-o vreme m\u0103 incit\u0103<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103-i simt efectele puhoi:<br \/>\nNu-i frunza-n vii at\u00e2t de ruginit\u0103<br \/>\nPrecum g\u00e2ndirea multora din noi! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paternitate<\/strong><br \/>\nAv\u00e2nd un frate blond ca spicul<br \/>\nLeit m\u0103mica \u0219i t\u0103ticul,<br \/>\nCel mic, cu fa\u021ba-i tuciurie,<br \/>\nAl cui o fi, Allah mai \u0219tie!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ascensiune la CASA ALB\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nMonica promov\u0103 u\u0219or,<br \/>\nDe\u0219i fu simpl\u0103 stagiar\u0103,<br \/>\nDe la un rang inferior,<br \/>\nLa &#8230; ranga cea superioar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cogito &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nMi-a\u0219 aminti de vremea aceea<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd nu \u0219tiam ce e femeia;<br \/>\nDar azi, c-o \u0219tiu, fir-ar s\u0103 fie,<br \/>\nPrefer totala amnezie!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Cornelius Enescu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: \u201c\u00cen lipsa cailor, trop\u0103ie m\u0103garii.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Greva minerilor<\/strong><br \/>\nConflictul, iat\u0103, e dezamorsat,<br \/>\nSpun guvernan\u021bii veseli \u00eentr-un glas.<br \/>\nOrtacii \u00eens\u0103 nu au confirmat \u2013<br \/>\nAu stins fitilul. 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Elis R\u00e2peanu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>1.DEZILUZIA \u0218I POFTA<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd berea-n fa\u021b\u0103 i s-a pus,<br \/>\n\u00ce\u0219i zise unul pofticios:<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t un \u021aap acolo sus,<br \/>\nMai bine \u2013 un \u021bap de bere jos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.IMPOZIT PE VENITUL GLOBAL<\/strong><br \/>\nAfl\u00e2nd c\u0103-i musai s\u0103 declare<br \/>\nS\u0103 scrie-n fi\u0219\u0103 tot ce are,<br \/>\nUn biet b\u0103tr\u0103n bolnav se pl\u00e2nge:<br \/>\nS\u0103 scriu \u0219i zah\u0103rul din s\u00e2nge?<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.C\u0102S\u0102TORIE \u00ceNTRE DOI<\/strong><br \/>\nNu mai este un motiv<br \/>\nS\u0103 produc\u0103-n t\u00e2rg mirare,<br \/>\nDoar c\u0103 domnul cel pasiv<br \/>\nSe declar\u0103 fat\u0103 mare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.MOLDOVENII<\/strong><br \/>\nDac\u0103 piei la vreo agap\u0103,<br \/>\nDe la Piatra la Hotin<br \/>\nMoldovenii-s to\u021bi o ap\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 te cinstesc cu vin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.LA TRIBUNAL<\/strong><br \/>\nCu at\u00e2ta forfoteal\u0103<br \/>\nPe culoar \u0219i-n \u00eenc\u0103peri,<br \/>\nUnde-i lege nu-i tocmeal\u0103,<br \/>\nCi, mai nou, negocieri.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>6.GREUTATEA ACCENTULUI<\/strong><br \/>\nRegimul \u0103sta econom<br \/>\nE-o arm\u0103 d-aia cu c\u0103tare<br \/>\nC\u0103 pune \u2013 accentul tot pe om<br \/>\n\u0218i cade omul din picioare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.SUPTUL<\/strong><br \/>\nUn miel, de-i bl\u00e2nd, pe v\u00e2nt \u0219i ploi,<br \/>\nMai suge \u0219i la dou\u0103 oi.<br \/>\nOportunistul suge \u2013 acum<br \/>\nLa toate \u021b\u00e2\u021bele din drum.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.UNOR ZIARI\u0218TI<\/strong><br \/>\nDe\u0219i se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103-s am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi,<br \/>\nCu presa-\u0219i umplu buzunarul<br \/>\nC\u0103 unii ziari\u0219ti p\u00e2r\u00e2\u021bi<br \/>\nSe v\u00e2nd o dat\u0103 cu ziarul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.CAUZA \u0218I EFECT (SAU INVERS)<\/strong><br \/>\nNe-au p\u0103c\u0103lit \u0219i le d\u0103dur\u0103m votul<br \/>\nCe le-a permis s-ajung\u0103 sus de tot<br \/>\n\u0218i-am \u00een\u021beles de ce mai pun to\u021bi botul \u2013<br \/>\nAu m\u00e2inile v\u00e2r\u00e2te p\u00e2n-la cot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.PL\u00c2NGEREA UNOR P\u0102RIN\u021aI<\/strong><br \/>\nAzi discu\u021bii nu \u00eencap,<br \/>\nFetele ne las\u0103 balt\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nUnele \u00ee\u0219i fac de cap,<br \/>\nAltele, de partea \u2013 ailalt\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Photo gallery\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1134\" height=\"1600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999.jpg 1134w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999-213x300.jpg 213w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999-726x1024.jpg 726w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999-768x1084.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999-1089x1536.jpg 1089w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-1999-400x564.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1134px) 100vw, 1134px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8062,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8748","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>9th Edition - 1999 - Humour at .... 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