{"id":8733,"date":"2020-06-24T15:13:20","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T15:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8733"},"modified":"2020-07-22T14:36:53","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T14:36:53","slug":"editia-10-2000","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-10-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"10th Edition &#8211; 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Literature winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2000\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8729\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8729 \"><div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Sergiu Grap\u0103 &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-13' class='gallery galleryid-8733 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1-223x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1-760x1024.jpg 760w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1-768x1035.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1-400x539.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-1.jpg 1042w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2-209x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2-714x1024.jpg 714w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2-768x1101.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2-400x573.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sergiu-Grap\u0103-2.jpg 992w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Constantin Papuc &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-14' class='gallery galleryid-8733 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc1-196x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc1-196x300.jpg 196w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc1-400x613.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc1.jpg 652w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2-300x243.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2-768x622.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2-400x324.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Constantin-Papuc2.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Dana Grap\u0103 &#8211; Romania <\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-15' class='gallery galleryid-8733 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01031.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01031-222x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01031-222x300.jpg 222w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01031-400x541.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01031.jpg 739w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01032.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01032-216x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01032-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01032-400x556.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Dana-Grap\u01032.jpg 719w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>George Gavrilean Prize &#8211; Florian Doru Crihan\u0103 &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-16' class='gallery galleryid-8733 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"235\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103-235x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103-235x300.jpg 235w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103-768x982.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103-400x512.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Florian-Doru-Crihan\u0103.jpg 782w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Literature winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2000\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Literature Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8669\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8669 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Ioan Fren\u021bescu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Zodii \u0219i anun\u021buri matrimoniale<\/strong><br \/>\nFata pare s-aib\u0103 stil<br \/>\nDup\u0103 cum m\u0103rturise\u0219te<br \/>\n\u00cen anun\u0219ul ei subtil:<br \/>\n\u201cSunt FECIOAR\u0102, caut PE\u0218TE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Indiferen\u021ba celor de la putere<\/strong><br \/>\nSe bat cu pumnu-n piept<br \/>\nDar stau cu m\u00e2na-n s\u00e2n,<br \/>\nSemn c\u0103 pe cei \u00ceN DREPT<br \/>\n\u00cei doare azi, DREPT \u00ceN! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Slug\u0103rnicie<\/strong><br \/>\nPe slugarnici orice-i m\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103tre \u0219efi, s\u0103 reu\u0219easc\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00ce\u0219i p\u0103l\u0103ria-n m\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i-ncep s\u0103 se c\u0103ciuleasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>G\u00e2nd de tranzi\u021bie<\/strong><br \/>\nDe-o vreme m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103-un g\u00e2nd,<br \/>\nC\u0103 printre oameni sunt \u0219i drame,<br \/>\n\u0218i nu-s to\u021bi \u201cmuritori de r\u00e2nd\u201d,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd unii-s muritori de foame!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Unui prost manager<\/strong><br \/>\nDe la el nimic n-a\u0219tept<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi dea \u00een plus, c\u0103 n-are rost.<br \/>\nPo\u021bi s\u0103 fii c\u00e2t de de\u0219tept,<br \/>\nE\u0219ti la fel pl\u0103tit &#8230; de prost!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Noi alegeri pentru cei de la putere<\/strong><br \/>\nCei ce compun \u00eenalta clas\u0103,<br \/>\nAt\u00e2t de prost au guvernat,<br \/>\nC\u0103 m-a\u0219 mira din nou s\u0103 \u201cias\u0103\u201d &#8230;<br \/>\nDe \u2013 acolo unde i-am b\u0103gat!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Se spune c\u0103 banii n-au miros<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u0103 banii n-au miros, e sigur.<br \/>\nZicala asta e cu cap,<br \/>\nCu o condi\u021bie, desigur,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu str\u00e2ngi banii la ciorap!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unei v\u00e2nz\u0103toare<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen zadar mai faci tapaj<br \/>\n\u0218i \u00eencerci s\u0103 dai cu gura.<br \/>\nCu-a\u0219a lips\u0103 la gramaj,<br \/>\nAi cam &#8230;  \u00eentrecut m\u0103sura!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Efim Tarlapan<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>UNEI POETE DE CURTE<\/strong><br \/>\nVersurile doamnei  A.,<br \/>\nDac\u0103-ar merge, ar \u0219chiop\u0103ta,<br \/>\nDar nu merg. Stau \u2013 mi s-a spus \u2013<br \/>\nCu picioarele-n sus &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>C\u00c2\u0218TIG&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen electoratul, fostul,<br \/>\nS\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig, am mers cu prostul<br \/>\n\u0218i-am\u00e2ndoi am c\u00e2\u0219tigat \u2013<br \/>\nEu un prost, el un mandat!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNEI FUM\u0102TOARE<\/strong><br \/>\nO admir peste m\u0103sur\u0103<br \/>\nNu cum \u021bine pipa-n gur\u0103.<br \/>\nM\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 peste p<br \/>\nCum o bag\u0103 \u0219i o scoate! &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>MASA T\u0102CERII<\/strong><br \/>\nO privsc \u0219i-mi vine- agale<br \/>\nCugetare pe nevrute:<br \/>\nCu c\u00e2t mesele-s mai goale,<br \/>\nCu at\u00e2t sunt mai t\u0103cute &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CE MAI FAC MINERII? &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nCobor\u00e2\u021bi ad\u00e2nc \u00een spa\u021bii<br \/>\nSubterane rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti,<br \/>\nFac metrou cu dou\u0103 sta\u021bii:<br \/>\nPETRO\u0218ANI \u0219i BUCURE\u0218TI &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>NEOGREACA<\/strong><br \/>\nOdiseu, sosit din larg<br \/>\n\u00centr-un port din Filipine,<br \/>\nLeag\u0103 soa\u021ba de catarg<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu intre-n magazine &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>REPUBLICA MOLDOVA<\/strong><br \/>\nPentru Vestul creator<br \/>\nEste o \u021bara de pe Nistru<br \/>\nCu un singur  cer\u0219etor<br \/>\n\u0218i-acela &#8230; prim-ministru!<\/p>\n<p><strong>G\u0102G\u0102UZII DIN REPUBLICA MOLDOVA<\/strong><br \/>\nG\u0103g\u0103uzii separa\u021bi<br \/>\nSunt tot turci, da\u2019 turci absurzi<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 fie-a dev\u0103ra\u021bi,<br \/>\nD\u0103-le,  Doamne, ni\u0219te &#8230; curzi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ROMANO-DACII<\/strong><br \/>\nIntr\u0103-n Vestul milenar<br \/>\nDoar romanii.Deci, pu\u0219ii<br \/>\nIci pe veci, stau la hotar<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu intre-n \u021bar\u0103 ru\u0219ii!<\/p>\n<p><strong>RUSTIC\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nAduc\u00e2ndu-l, pe-nserate,<br \/>\nL a spitalul din comun\u0103,<br \/>\nI-am urat lui nea Istrate:<br \/>\n\u201cMoarte bun\u0103! &#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Mugur  Gagiu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>PSEUDO \u2013 REPORTAJ DE BURDUJENI<br \/>\nJean Bart de duminic\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\tDac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 plec din aceast\u0103 Abder\u0103 zglobie \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai revin niciodat\u0103, trei ar fi lucrurile pe care le-a\u0219 lua cu mine: m\u00e2n\u0103stirea Sf. Ioan, statuia ecvestr\u0103 a lui \u0218tefan cel Mare \u0219i pelerinajul acela magnific, care se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe an, de S\u00e2nziene, c\u00e2nd \u021b\u0103ranii dorm pe jos \u00een biseric\u0103. G\u00e2nduri de duminic\u0103 &#8230; Troleibuzul ocole\u0219te greoi o groap\u0103 ancestral\u0103 din asfalt, execut\u0103, st\u00e2ngaci, o reveren\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba unui poli\u021bai mai gras dec\u00e2t prevede legea, c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 fie c\u0103lcat, tu\u0219e\u0219te aproape simultan cu o bab\u0103 astmatic\u0103 tr\u0103snind a usturoi, care nu \u0219tie c\u0103 nimerit la gar\u0103, \u0219i, \u00een cle din urm\u0103, st\u0103. Frig. Pe Jean Bart, un cet\u0103\u021bean ebrietat sprijin\u0103 un st\u00e2lp pe care e lipit\u0103 o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie con\u021bin\u00e2nd inscrip\u021bia: \u201cv\u00e2nd gars. urgent\u201d. Poli\u021baiul trece strada, \u00eenspre garsonierele din interiorul c\u0103rora r\u0103zbat, perechi \u2013 perechi, r\u00e2sete r\u0103gu\u0219ite, de sex incert, pe un fond musical generos: \u201cam iubit \u0219i am s\u0103 iubesc\u201d. Caut cu privirea o muz\u0103 de Burdujeni, care s\u0103 i\u021beasc\u0103 gra\u021bioas\u0103 \u00een cadrul vreunei ferestre larg deschise. Am noroc \u00eens\u0103, de dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi muze, care \u0219i-au scos casetofonul pe pervaz \u0219i, ca la un semnal, se apuc\u0103 am\u00e2ndou\u0103 s\u0103 bat\u0103, \u00een acela\u0219i timp, tactul. M\u0103 observ\u0103 \u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un fel de tact, \u00eemi strig\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin \u021bigara cu m\u00e2na. Uitasem: luat de val, dar mai ales de ni\u0219te frisoane cauzate de frigul de afar\u0103, fumam f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 folosesc de vreu organ prehensibil. Frigul \u00eei \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i pe locatarii garsonierelor s\u0103 ias\u0103 la aer. Dac\u0103 ar fi cald, grupuri \u2013 grupule\u021be ar \u00eemp\u00e2nzi trotuarul, ca s\u0103 stea coco\u021ba\u021bi pe g\u0103rdule\u021bele de fier de l\u00e2ng\u0103 bloc. Pe Jean Bart nu exist\u0103 b\u0103nci. Ar mai fi dou\u0103, \u00een parcul g\u0103rii, \u00eens\u0103 parcul nu con\u021bine copaci. Ci numai c\u00e2ini vagabonzi \u0219i, din loc \u00een loc, dar foarte rar, materii fecale. Umane. Nu de duminic\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Aten\u021bie! Privighetoarea c\u00e2nt\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00cen spatele blocurilor de garsoniere de pe Jean Bart, se afl\u0103 un soi de uli\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 pic de asfalt pe ea, c\u0103reia \u00eei zice strada Privighetorii. Nici urm\u0103 de pas\u0103re m\u0103iastr\u0103, acela\u0219i fond  muzical strident, \u00eens\u0103 mesajul e altul: \u201cbea, bea, uit\u0103 c\u0103 via\u021ba e grea\u201d,  \u0219i altul: \u201cdzii, Vasile, dzii\u201d; sau c\u00e2nd unul, c\u00e2nd altul. La ferestrele blocurilor nu se \u00eentrez\u0103re\u0219te  picior de muz\u0103, majoritatea celor care locuiesc aici sunt famili\u0219ti \u0219i nu le-ar da m\u00e2na consoartelor \u0219\u0103 pozeze \u00een primadone, dar, fie joi, fie luni,, fie duminic\u0103, fiecare familie din areal consider\u0103 necesar s\u0103-\u0219i verniseze, ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 frumos pe ni\u0219te simeze figurative, formate din s\u00e2rm\u0103 de 0,5, plus c\u00e2rlige, vestimenta\u0219ia intim\u0103.<br \/>\n\tCei care stau la parter, \u00ee\u0219i verniseaz\u0103 meteoric lenjeria, deoarece dispare f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103.Dintr-o cras\u0103 neglijen\u021b\u0103, nu \u0219i-o p\u0103zesc cum se cuvine, consider\u00e2nd c\u0103 distan\u021ba dintre ei \u0219i virtualii borfa\u0219i e descurajatoare pentru ace\u0219tia din urm\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum borfa\u0219ul n-ar cunoa\u0219te psihologia invers\u0103. Din neaten\u021bie, calc peste un castravete murat, ast\u0103zi numai o epav\u0103 muceg\u0103it\u0103, \u0219i, pentru a nu m\u0103 dezechilibra, efectuez un salt aproape acrobatic, direct pe o gr\u0103m\u0103joar\u0103 inform\u0103, aduc\u00e2nd a scaun de copil constipat. Ar trebui s\u0103 aduc\u0103 noroc, dar \u00een secunda imediat urm\u0103toare, doar o piruet\u0103 artistic\u0103 \u00eemi mai salveaz\u0103 bombeurile de agresiunea intempestiv\u0103 a dou\u0103 mototoale de vat\u0103 \u00eencleiate cu s\u00e2nge maroniu. Copii!<br \/>\n\t\u00cen fa\u021ba unui bloc, un cet\u0103\u021bean \u00een trening \u0219i sacou sap\u0103 vreo doi metri p\u0103tra\u021bi de p\u0103m\u00e2nt tare ca piatra \u0219i, ca r\u0103spuns la tentativa mea de a-i ura spor la treab\u0103, m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 direct \u0219i frontal, agit\u00e2nd prin aer o palm\u0103 mai mare dec\u00e2t sapa, c\u0103 anul acesta, ho\u021bii care i-au pr\u0103duit straturile \u00een sezonul trecut vor vedea pe dracul p\u00e2n\u0103 la a \u0219aptea genera\u021bie a ascenden\u021bei pe linie matern\u0103.Doamne ajut\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Mai vino iar \u00een gara noastr\u0103 mic\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\tSe zice c\u0103 ga\u0103rile au ceva din \u00eentreaga \u00een\u021belepciune a unui ora\u0219. Prin ele respir\u0103 aglomer\u0103rile umane, plec\u0103rile, venirile, obositorul du-te \u2013 vino, fream\u0103tul etern, \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi crea o imagine asupra ora\u0219ului \u0219i vie\u021bii \u00een general.<br \/>\n\tLa ora 12 fix noaptea, intru \u00een sala de a\u0219teptare, clasa a doua, a b\u0103tr\u00e2nei noastre g\u0103ri. Mirosul fetid, de nerespirat, m\u0103 arunc\u0103 instantaneu \u00een atmosfera creionat\u0103 de Zaharia Stancu, \u00een P\u0103durea nebun\u0103. Caut, ca \u0219i autorul de referin\u021b\u0103, un loc liber \u0219i eventual, un b\u0103tr\u00e2n fl\u0103m\u00e2ngios, care s\u0103-mi \u00eendruge pove\u0219ti despre fiul s\u0103u, ajuns mare os la ora\u0219. G\u0103sesc o duzin\u0103 de asemenea mo\u0219negi pitore\u0219ti, \u00eens\u0103 am ghinion: to\u021bi dorm du\u0219i, ciuci\u021bi \u00een pozi\u021bii indefinibile, pe b\u0103ncile vopsite cu jeg \u0219i gr\u0103sime ale s\u0103lii de a\u0219teptare. Dau s\u0103 ies, ocolind vreo patru perechi de picioare, ale c\u0103ror posesori n-au avut norocul s\u0103 le g\u0103seasc\u0103 o pozi\u021bie mai apropiat\u0103 de trup, alung\u00e2ndu-le, de nevoie, prin str\u0103ini, \u00eens\u0103, la u\u0219\u0103, m\u0103 opre\u0219te un personaj camuflat \u00een trubadur, care se apuc\u0103 s\u0103-mi recite pe loc stihuri rimate  din propria crea\u021bie:  \u201cFoaie verde de sulfin\u0103\/ Uite-mi vine o be\u0219in\u0103.\u201d S\u0103n\u0103tate!<br \/>\n\t\u00centr-un soi de b\u0103rule\u021b situat chiar pe peron, n-am ce face \u0219i rog duduia nervoas\u0103 de la tejghea s\u0103-mi introduc\u0103ni\u0219te impulsuri la unul din aparatele de pocher electronic. N-apuc s\u0103 prin nici doi vale\u021bi, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00een spatele meu se formeaz\u0103 un care de \u0219menari, pu\u0219i pe \u0219otii nevinovate. \u00cen timp ce doi \u00eemi dau sfaturi, iar al treilea \u00eemi obtureaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u00e2ma de raz\u0103 vizual\u0103 a coziii ochiului, al patrulea \u00ee\u0219i insinueaz\u0103 dou\u0103 degete \u00een buzunarul hainei mele. Acolo n-am dec\u00e2t cheile, dar pentru c\u0103 nu-i suport buza r\u0103sfr\u00e2nt\u0103 a pagub\u0103, scot din buzunarul c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ii o bancnot\u0103, ca s\u0103 se cinsteasc\u0103 cu o bere. Ochii migdala\u021bi i se mic\u021boreaz\u0103 de pl\u0103cere, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0219i inund\u0103 cavitatea bucal\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i \u00eentreg faciesul tuciuriu, cu arteziana \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit\u0103 din recipient. Prea pu\u021bin, pentru c\u0103 i se face poft\u0103 de o b\u0103utur\u0103 mai alcoolizat\u0103, drept pentru care \u00eemi comunic\u0103 mieros \u0219i aproape decent situa\u021bia lui afectiv \u2013 psihologic\u0103 de moment. Oricum nu mai am chef de popi cu decari sau de quint\u0103 spart\u0103. Accept s\u0103-l cinstesc \u00eentr-unul din barurile de l\u00e2ng\u0103 sta\u021bia CFR. Poate-mi iese de-un reportaj mai ho\u021b! Nu sacrific foarte mul\u021bi bani cu b\u0103dia tuciuriu, o bancnot\u0103 mai mare, iar zgomotul \u00eenfundat al sta\u021biei de amplificare, care se c\u0103zne\u0219te s\u0103 emit\u0103 \u00een \u00eenc\u0103pere acordurile unei melodii vechi de c\u00e2nd lumea, m\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 aud ce-mi spune, cu gesturi largi, companionul meu. E vorba de o cucoan\u0103 rujat\u0103 \u0219i pe din\u021bi, care bea vodc\u0103, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung \u00een pahar, dup\u0103 ziua de ieri.  Tuciuriul m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 , dar \u00een altfel de termeni, c\u0103 pot s-o adaug vie\u021bii mele sexuale de p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci.  \u0218i \u00eemi arat\u0103 doi pumni imen\u0219i, care, zice el, ar avea o mare putere de convingere asupra consumatoarei de vodc\u0103. Nu sunt un puritan, dar nici p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-acolo de libertin, a\u0219a c\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc s\u0103-mi iau la revedere de la omul meu, dar nu \u00eenainte de a-l mai \u00eendatora, p\u00e2n\u0103 la viitoarea noastr\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnire, cu un Iorga. Ca s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 singur, i-l dau \u0219i pe frate-su \u0219i ies. E 5 diminea\u021ba. Ieftin!<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nLa vremuri noi, W.C. \u2013 uri noi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ca, \u00een oral afl\u00e2ndu-v\u0103, adic\u0103 prin\u0219i cu treburi sau nu \u00een trepidanta via\u021b\u0103 de zi cu zi a acestei urbe, s\u0103 v\u0103 loveasc\u0103 din senin nevoile biologice? Probabil c\u0103 da \u0219i, tot at\u00e2t de probabil a\u021bi r\u0103bdat, cu stoicismul etern \u0219i nedisimulat al rom\u00e2nului, p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103.<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 w.c.-urile publice sunt at\u00e2t de rare (exist\u00e2nd, pentru recta dumneavoastr\u0103 informare, unul la pia\u021b\u0103, cel\u0103lalt la gar\u0103) \u00eenc\u00e2t ajungi s\u0103 invidiezi ori\u0219ice potaie comunitar\u0103 care \u00ee\u0219i poate satisface nevoile oriunde, f\u0103r\u0103 mustr\u0103ri poli\u021biene\u0219ti sau  de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n\u201cCe n-a\u0219 da s\u0103 fiu c\u00e2ine!\u201d \u2013 \u00ee\u021bi spui \u0219i intri \u00een primul restaurant pe care-l \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti, pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui c\u0103, \u00eentr-un asemenea local de utilitate public\u0103, ar trebui s\u0103 existe \u0219i o \u00eenc\u0103pere la care s\u0103 apeleze cet\u0103\u021beanul moral \u0219i pudic, din pur\u0103 convingere ap\u0103r\u0103tor al s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii \u0219i igienei urbane. Numai c\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n\u201c\u2026ascult\u0103, \u00eemi zice companionul meu, la cr\u00e2\u0219ma asta w.c.-ul e \u00eenchis, n-ai nicio \u0219ans\u0103&#8230;\u201d \u2013 referindu-se la actualul restaurant. A, fost bar. \u201eHai, b\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spund, ditamai localul!\u201d \u2013 \u0219i m\u0103 av\u00e2nt \u00een\u0103untru. Norocos cum sunt, simt c\u0103 m\u0103 cuprinde o mare emo\u021bie c\u00e2nd simt, cerc\u00e2nd clan\u021ba, c\u0103 u\u0219a se deschide. La intrare, nimeni. Civiliza\u021bie, urbanism, g\u00e2nguresc eu \u00een mintea mea, dup\u0103 ce mai \u00eenchid \u00een mod necesar u\u0219a \u0219i m\u0103 dedau unui adev\u0103rat extaz, mul\u021bumind cerului c\u0103 exist \u00eentr-un asemenea ora\u0219 nemaipomenit. Aud un zgomot pe care, ini\u021bial, preocupat fiind cu mul\u021bumirile, nu caut \u0219\u0103-l \u00een\u021beleg, dar \u00eel asociez ceva mai t\u00e2rziu unei \u00eenchideri cu cheia a u\u0219ii de la intrare, \u0219i, dintr-o dat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 n-am putere s\u0103 strig, toat\u0103 bucuria mi se preschimb\u0103 \u00een angoas\u0103. Iat\u0103-m\u0103 claustrat \u00eentr-un w.c., cu toate ideile \u0219i convingerile mele de om al cet\u0103\u021bii! \u0218i stau, pre\u021b de dou\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri, \u00eentre nedumerire \u0219i apatie, m\u00e2hnindu-m\u0103 foarte, c\u00e2nd constat c\u0103 nici strig\u0103tele mele, nici b\u0103t\u0103ile \u00een u\u0219\u0103 nu ajut\u0103 la  nimic.<br \/>\n\u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu, cineva altruistcatadicse\u0219te s\u0103 m\u0103 elibereze, o chelneri\u021b\u0103 angelic\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat\u0103 \u00een sandale, din a c\u0103rei cavitate bucal\u0103 izvor\u0103sc cuvintele: \u201c \u0218e, aicea-i veceu public? Numai consumatorii are voie!\u201d N-apuc s\u0103 m\u0103 explic, fiindc\u0103 duduia \u00eemi \u00eentoarce un fund s\u0103n\u0103tos, bine cl\u0103dit, perfect pentru asemenea situa\u021bii&#8230; De unde am dedus eu pe urm\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd dizerta\u021bii pe marginea temei, la cr\u00ee\u0219ma aceeea, to\u021bi consumatorii primesc legitima\u021bii de consumator \u0219i, \u00een caz de nevoi, sunt lua\u021bi de m\u00e2nu\u021b\u0103 de c\u0103tre un personal calificat \u0219i \u00eens\u0103\u021bi\u021bi la w.c.-ul a c\u0103rui u\u0219\u0103, din ra\u021biuni de privatizare, st\u0103 tot timpul \u00eenchis\u0103.<br \/>\nMugur Geu<br \/>\nP.S. Problemele expuse aici s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva mai demult, dar din ra\u021biuni estetice, n-are nici un fel de importan\u021b\u0103. Din altfel de ra\u021biuni, probabil c\u0103 are, pentru c\u0103 u\u0219a cu pricina st\u0103 \u0219i acum \u00eenchis\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Photo gallery\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-2000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Afis-Umor-2000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1095\" height=\"1600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8713\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8062,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8733","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>10th Edition - 2000 - Humour at .... 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