{"id":8657,"date":"2020-06-23T20:43:38","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T20:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8657"},"modified":"2020-07-22T11:19:52","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T11:19:52","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2004","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-14-2004\/premianti-epigrama-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1st Prize – Miha Batog Bujeni\u021b\u0103<\/h4>\n
\nInstantaneu parlamentar<\/strong>
\n\u00cenver\u0219unatul vorbitor
\nAcoperea ca o rafal\u0103
\nC-al s\u0103u discurs sfor\u0103itor
\nSfor\u0103iturile din sal\u0103.<\/p>\n

Adormit la volan, un deputat a accidentat pe trotuar cinci pietoni<\/strong>
\nDe ce s\u0103-i acuz\u0103m frcvent
\n\u0218i s\u0103-i hulim cotidian
\nC\u0103 d\u00e2n\u0219ii dorm \u00een Parlament?
\nPoftim, mai dorm \u0219i la volan!<\/p>\n

Promovare ierarhic\u0103 la Poli\u021bie<\/strong>
\nLa numirea-n func\u021bie, declar
\nC\u0103 vechimea nu e de ajuns:
\nUna e s\u0103-l \u201cungi\u201d drept comisar
\n\u0218i-alta e c\u00e2nd comisaru-i \u201euns\u201d.<\/p>\n

Poli\u021bistul, spaima ho\u021bilor<\/strong>
\nPe ho\u021bul prins \u00eel ia de g\u00e2t
\n\u0218i-l leag\u0103,, chiar minor fiind;
\nMie-mi revine doar at\u00e2t:
\nS\u0103 stau la p\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l prind.<\/p>\n

Mijloc specific<\/strong>
\nPe temutul infractor,
\nDat \u00een urm\u0103rire,
\n\u00cel descoperi mai u\u0219or
\nSub acoperire.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nDedublare<\/strong>
\nAjuns, dup\u0103 un chef mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii,
\n\u00cen zori acas\u0103 (mde, mai afumat)
\nAm cunoscut efectul dedubl\u0103rii \u2013
\n Eram deja l\u00e2ng\u0103 navast\u0103-n pat!
\n
\nSoacr\u0103-mea crede c\u0103 dup\u0103 moarte va ajunge \u00een Rai<\/strong>
\nS-ajung\u0103-n Rai, de Cel \u2013 de \u2013 Sus chemat\u0103,
\nConsider c\u0103 ar fi inoportun.
\nCine-a v\u0103zut un \u00eenger vreodat\u0103
\nCu din\u021bii-ng\u0103lbeni\u021bi de la tutun?<\/p>\n

Dezam\u0103gire<\/strong>
\nO fi trecut sau nu prin burt\u0103,
\nNu asta-i teama resim\u021bit\u0103:
\nBe\u021bia dragostei e scurt\u0103,
\nDoar mahmureala-i nesf\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cur\u0103 de urzici pentru schimbarea s\u00e2ngelui<\/strong>
\n\u00cemi d\u0103 urzici nevasta mea
\n\u0218i-n sinea mea m\u0103 bucur, z\u0103u.
\nCum a\u0219 putea \u2013 o refuza
\nC\u00e2nd tot ea-mi face s\u00e2nge r\u0103u?<\/p>\n

\u00cent\u00e2i aprilie<\/strong>
\nDup\u0103 cum se vede treaba,
\nAsta este \u00een popor
\nZiua-n care faci degeaba
\nJur\u0103minte de amor.
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Ionel Andra\u0219oni <\/h4>\n
\nDescoperire<\/strong>
\nDe-abia acum iau bine seama
\nC\u0103 \u0218tefan, aprig domnitor,
\n Iubind \u00een tain\u0103 epigram,
\nI-a zis acestui t\u00e2rg \u2026 Humor.<\/p>\n

Lui Emil Boc, candidat la Prim\u0103ria Cluj Napoca<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te ars de-un foc
\n\u0218i-atins de-o grav\u0103 alergie,
\nFunar aude: Boc! Boc! Boc!
\n\u00cen u\u0219a de la prim\u0103rie.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd doi se lupt\u0103 …<\/strong>
\nDe la prim\u0103rie p\u00e2n-la prefectur\u0103
\nS-a \u00eentins de-o vreme stratul gros de ur\u0103
\nDracul, de pe margini, pe f\u0103pta\u0219 \u00eembie
\nS\u0103 arunce-n lupt\u0103 \u0219i-un car de prostie.<\/p>\n

Ultima \u00eent\u00e2lnire<\/strong>
\nVechiul meu prieten a trecut la fapte,
\nS-a-mb\u0103tat la patru \u0219i-a murit la \u0219apte;
\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zu nevasta starea lui ciudat\u0103
\nZise: \u00cenc\u0103-i bine fa\u021b\u0103 de- alt\u0103dat\u0103!<\/p>\n

Subtilitate<\/strong>
\nP\u0103str\u0103vul, din valuri, c\u0103tre-un biet pescar:
\n-Ca \u00eentotdeauna, ai r\u0103mas m\u0103gar!
\nCu momeala asta veche de-acum anul
\nS\u0103 te duci la balt\u0103 s\u0103 corupi bibanul!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nA\u0219a-i la noi<\/strong>
\n\u021aara asta dalb\u0103 a intrat \u00een boal\u0103:
\nDoarme toat\u0103 ziua, iar spre apus se scoal\u0103
\n\u0218i de aici se aude p\u00e2n\u0103-n ve\u0219nicie
\nCum \u00eei taie ho\u021bii craca sub c\u0103lc\u00e2ie.<\/p>\n

Dilem\u0103<\/strong>
\nCuget\u0103 \u00een sine, m\u00e2ndru, ardeleanul:
\nNu aduce ceasul ce- aduce anul!
\nUn oltean din spate, \u00eentrec\u00e2ndu-i pasul:
\nBa n-aduce anul ce-aduce ceasul.<\/p>\n

Ie\u0219ire la iarb\u0103 verde<\/strong>
\nAm motive s\u0103 mai scriu,
\nNu sunt mort, sunt \u00eenc\u0103 viu.
\nCui nu-i plac nu m\u0103 citeasc\u0103
\nPoate-i ocupat s\u0103 pasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Colegilor mei epigrami\u0219ti<\/strong>
\nSe cred grozavi ca Mar\u021bial,
\nSau Cincinat \u0219i P\u0103storel,
\nScriu simplu ca un tip real,
\nSemnez modest, nu Ion … Ionel.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Nicolae Z\u0103rnescu<\/h4>\n
\nLa votare<\/strong>
\nDe e dorin\u021b\u0103 colosal\u0103
\nSau doar indiferen\u021b\u0103 cras\u0103,
\nProstia individual\u0103
\nDevine fenomen de mas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Candida\u021bilor electorali<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd noaptea la televizor,
\n\u00cei v\u0103d cert\u00e2ndu-se de zor
\n\u0218i invoc\u00e2ndu-l des pe Domnul,
\n\u00cemi spun: \u201cEu voi alege \u2026 somnul!\u201d<\/p>\n

Fanta urnei electorale<\/strong>
\nFinaliz\u00e2nd, ca fiecare,
\nPrin act, istovitoare, truda,
\nCelebra fant\u0103 \u2013 acum \u00eemi pare
\nPoarta s\u0103rutului … lui Iuda.<\/p>\n

\u201cMuic\u0103, to\u021bi suntem de-un neam\u201d<\/strong>
\nLa urne votul c\u00e2nd d\u0103deam,
\n\u0218tiam c\u0103 suntem to\u021bi de-un neam
\n\u0218i de-aia-i totul f\u0103r\u0103 rost:
\nSuntem de-un neam, dar de neam prost!<\/p>\n

\u201eC\u00e2inii latr\u0103, ursul merge\u201d<\/strong>
\nPe plai, de-a lungul \u0219i de-a latul,
\nIstoria-\u0219i urmeaz\u0103 cursul,
\nElectoratu-i cu l\u0103tratul,
\nIar PSD \u2013ul plimb\u0103 ursul.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nDup\u0103 alegerile din iunie<\/strong>
\nCe vreme splendid\u0103, ce soare!
\nC\u00e2t poate via\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103!
\nE iar corup\u021bia \u00een floare,
\n\u0218i p\u00e2n-la toamn\u0103 o s\u0103 se coac\u0103!<\/p>\n

Haos preziden\u021bial<\/strong>
\nN-ar trebui s\u0103 d\u0103m uit\u0103rii
\nUn am\u0103nunt ce nu ne place:
\nC\u00e2nd capul face \u0219i desface.
\nAtunci e vai de talpa \u021b\u0103rii.<\/p>\n

Civiliza\u021bie \u00een parc<\/strong>
\nPrivind absent la v\u00e2rfuri sure,
\nM\u0103 las furat de o idee:
\nSunt multe scaune pe-alee,
\nDar \u0219i mai multe \u00een p\u0103dure.<\/p>\n

Unui logoreic<\/strong>
\nVorbe\u0219te-ntruna, nu mai tace
\nB\u0103g\u00e2nd \u0219op\u00e2rle \u0219i fitile
\n\u0218i capul calendar \u00eemi face
\nDe simt c\u0103 m\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219esc cu zile.<\/p>\n

Sinceritate<\/strong>
\nSo\u021bia ieri m-a \u00eentrebat
\nCu c\u00e2te dame m-am culcat
\n\u0218i i-am r\u0103spuns: Pe Dumnezeu
\n\u00ce\u021bi zur c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu nici eu.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1st Prize – Miha Batog Bujeni\u021b\u0103 2nd Prize – Ionel Andra\u0219oni 3rd Prize – Nicolae Z\u0103rnescu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8645,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8657","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"\nEpigram winners 2004 - Humour at .... Gura Humorului<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/editii\/editia-14-2004\/premianti-epigrama-2004\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"[:ro]Premianti epigrama 2004[:en]Epigram winners 2004[:] - Humour at .... 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