{"id":8645,"date":"2020-06-23T20:20:26","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T20:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8645"},"modified":"2020-07-22T11:18:58","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T11:18:58","slug":"editia-14-2004","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-14-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"14th Edition &#8211; 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Epigram winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2004\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8647\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8647 \"><div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Adrian Vasile Trestian &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-16' class='gallery galleryid-8645 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian1-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian1-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian1-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian1.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian2-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian2-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Adrian-Vasile-Trestian2.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Leonte N\u0103stase &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-17 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-17' class='gallery galleryid-8645 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3-300x230.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3-768x590.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3-400x307.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase3.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1-300x196.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1-768x502.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1-400x261.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase2-1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1-300x222.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1-768x569.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1-400x296.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Leonte-N\u0103stase1-1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Ovidiu Ambrozie Bort\u0103 &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-18 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-18' class='gallery galleryid-8645 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-2-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-2-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01031-2.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-2-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-2-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Ovidiu-Ambrozie-Bort\u01032-2.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; \u015etefan Boro\u015f &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-19 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-19' class='gallery galleryid-8645 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/\u015etefan-Boro\u015f.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>George Gavrilean Prize &#8211; Valentin Chibrit &#8211; Romania <\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-20 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-20' class='gallery galleryid-8645 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Valentin-Chibrit-.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Valentin-Chibrit--212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Valentin-Chibrit--212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Valentin-Chibrit--400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Valentin-Chibrit-.jpg 707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Epigram winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2004\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color:#B33D31;\">Epigram Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8657\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8657 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Miha Batog Bujeni\u021b\u0103<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Instantaneu parlamentar<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cenver\u0219unatul vorbitor<br \/>\nAcoperea ca o rafal\u0103<br \/>\nC-al s\u0103u discurs sfor\u0103itor<br \/>\nSfor\u0103iturile din sal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adormit la volan, un deputat a accidentat pe trotuar cinci pietoni<\/strong><br \/>\nDe ce s\u0103-i acuz\u0103m  frcvent<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103-i hulim cotidian<br \/>\nC\u0103 d\u00e2n\u0219ii dorm \u00een Parlament?<br \/>\nPoftim, mai dorm \u0219i la volan!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Promovare ierarhic\u0103 la Poli\u021bie<\/strong><br \/>\nLa numirea-n func\u021bie, declar<br \/>\nC\u0103 vechimea nu e de ajuns:<br \/>\nUna e s\u0103-l \u201cungi\u201d drept comisar<br \/>\n\u0218i-alta e c\u00e2nd comisaru-i \u201euns\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Poli\u021bistul, spaima ho\u021bilor<\/strong><br \/>\nPe ho\u021bul prins \u00eel ia de g\u00e2t<br \/>\n\u0218i-l leag\u0103,, chiar minor fiind;<br \/>\nMie-mi revine doar at\u00e2t:<br \/>\nS\u0103 stau la p\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l prind.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mijloc specific<\/strong><br \/>\nPe temutul infractor,<br \/>\nDat \u00een urm\u0103rire,<br \/>\n\u00cel descoperi mai u\u0219or<br \/>\nSub acoperire.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Dedublare<\/strong><br \/>\nAjuns, dup\u0103 un chef mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii,<br \/>\n\u00cen zori acas\u0103 (mde, mai afumat)<br \/>\nAm cunoscut efectul dedubl\u0103rii  \u2013<br \/>\n Eram deja l\u00e2ng\u0103 navast\u0103-n pat!<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSoacr\u0103-mea crede c\u0103 dup\u0103 moarte va ajunge \u00een Rai<\/strong><br \/>\nS-ajung\u0103-n Rai, de Cel \u2013 de \u2013 Sus chemat\u0103,<br \/>\nConsider c\u0103 ar fi inoportun.<br \/>\nCine-a v\u0103zut un \u00eenger vreodat\u0103<br \/>\nCu din\u021bii-ng\u0103lbeni\u021bi de la tutun?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dezam\u0103gire<\/strong><br \/>\nO fi trecut sau nu prin burt\u0103,<br \/>\nNu asta-i teama resim\u021bit\u0103:<br \/>\nBe\u021bia dragostei e scurt\u0103,<br \/>\nDoar mahmureala-i nesf\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cur\u0103 de urzici pentru schimbarea s\u00e2ngelui<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cemi d\u0103 urzici nevasta mea<br \/>\n\u0218i-n sinea mea m\u0103 bucur, z\u0103u.<br \/>\nCum a\u0219 putea \u2013 o refuza<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd tot ea-mi face s\u00e2nge r\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cent\u00e2i aprilie<\/strong><br \/>\nDup\u0103 cum se vede treaba,<br \/>\nAsta este \u00een popor<br \/>\nZiua-n care faci degeaba<br \/>\nJur\u0103minte de amor.<br \/>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Ionel Andra\u0219oni <\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Descoperire<\/strong><br \/>\nDe-abia acum iau bine seama<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u0218tefan, aprig domnitor,<br \/>\n Iubind \u00een tain\u0103 epigram,<br \/>\nI-a zis acestui t\u00e2rg \u2026 Humor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lui Emil Boc, candidat la Prim\u0103ria Cluj Napoca<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te ars de-un foc<br \/>\n\u0218i-atins de-o grav\u0103 alergie,<br \/>\nFunar aude: Boc! Boc! Boc!<br \/>\n\u00cen u\u0219a de la prim\u0103rie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C\u00e2nd doi se lupt\u0103 &#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nDe la prim\u0103rie p\u00e2n-la prefectur\u0103<br \/>\nS-a \u00eentins de-o vreme stratul gros de ur\u0103<br \/>\nDracul, de pe margini, pe f\u0103pta\u0219 \u00eembie<br \/>\nS\u0103 arunce-n lupt\u0103 \u0219i-un car de prostie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ultima \u00eent\u00e2lnire<\/strong><br \/>\nVechiul meu prieten a trecut la fapte,<br \/>\nS-a-mb\u0103tat la patru \u0219i-a murit la \u0219apte;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zu nevasta starea lui ciudat\u0103<br \/>\nZise: \u00cenc\u0103-i bine fa\u021b\u0103 de- alt\u0103dat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Subtilitate<\/strong><br \/>\nP\u0103str\u0103vul, din valuri, c\u0103tre-un biet pescar:<br \/>\n-Ca \u00eentotdeauna, ai r\u0103mas m\u0103gar!<br \/>\nCu momeala asta veche de-acum anul<br \/>\nS\u0103 te duci la balt\u0103 s\u0103 corupi bibanul!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>A\u0219a-i la noi<\/strong><br \/>\n\u021aara asta dalb\u0103 a intrat \u00een boal\u0103:<br \/>\nDoarme toat\u0103 ziua, iar spre apus se scoal\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i de aici se aude p\u00e2n\u0103-n ve\u0219nicie<br \/>\nCum \u00eei taie ho\u021bii craca sub c\u0103lc\u00e2ie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dilem\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nCuget\u0103 \u00een sine, m\u00e2ndru, ardeleanul:<br \/>\nNu aduce ceasul ce- aduce anul!<br \/>\nUn oltean din spate, \u00eentrec\u00e2ndu-i pasul:<br \/>\nBa n-aduce anul ce-aduce ceasul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ie\u0219ire la iarb\u0103 verde<\/strong><br \/>\nAm motive s\u0103 mai scriu,<br \/>\nNu sunt mort, sunt \u00eenc\u0103 viu.<br \/>\nCui nu-i plac nu m\u0103 citeasc\u0103<br \/>\nPoate-i ocupat s\u0103 pasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Colegilor mei epigrami\u0219ti<\/strong><br \/>\nSe cred grozavi ca Mar\u021bial,<br \/>\nSau Cincinat \u0219i P\u0103storel,<br \/>\nScriu simplu ca un tip real,<br \/>\nSemnez modest, nu Ion &#8230; Ionel.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Nicolae Z\u0103rnescu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>La votare<\/strong><br \/>\nDe e dorin\u021b\u0103 colosal\u0103<br \/>\nSau doar indiferen\u021b\u0103 cras\u0103,<br \/>\nProstia  individual\u0103<br \/>\nDevine fenomen de mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Candida\u021bilor electorali<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd noaptea la televizor,<br \/>\n\u00cei v\u0103d cert\u00e2ndu-se de zor<br \/>\n\u0218i invoc\u00e2ndu-l des  pe Domnul,<br \/>\n\u00cemi spun: \u201cEu voi alege \u2026 somnul!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fanta urnei electorale<\/strong><br \/>\nFinaliz\u00e2nd, ca fiecare,<br \/>\nPrin act, istovitoare, truda,<br \/>\nCelebra fant\u0103 \u2013 acum \u00eemi pare<br \/>\nPoarta s\u0103rutului &#8230; lui Iuda.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cMuic\u0103, to\u021bi suntem de-un neam\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nLa urne votul c\u00e2nd d\u0103deam,<br \/>\n\u0218tiam c\u0103 suntem to\u021bi de-un neam<br \/>\n\u0218i de-aia-i totul f\u0103r\u0103 rost:<br \/>\nSuntem de-un neam, dar de neam prost!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201eC\u00e2inii latr\u0103, ursul merge\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nPe plai, de-a lungul \u0219i de-a latul,<br \/>\nIstoria-\u0219i  urmeaz\u0103  cursul,<br \/>\nElectoratu-i cu l\u0103tratul,<br \/>\nIar PSD \u2013ul plimb\u0103 ursul.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Dup\u0103 alegerile din iunie<\/strong><br \/>\nCe vreme splendid\u0103, ce soare!<br \/>\nC\u00e2t poate via\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103!<br \/>\nE iar corup\u021bia \u00een floare,<br \/>\n\u0218i p\u00e2n-la toamn\u0103 o s\u0103 se coac\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Haos preziden\u021bial<\/strong><br \/>\nN-ar trebui s\u0103 d\u0103m uit\u0103rii<br \/>\nUn am\u0103nunt ce nu ne place:<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd capul face \u0219i desface.<br \/>\nAtunci e vai de talpa \u021b\u0103rii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Civiliza\u021bie \u00een parc<\/strong><br \/>\nPrivind absent la v\u00e2rfuri sure,<br \/>\nM\u0103 las furat de o idee:<br \/>\nSunt multe scaune pe-alee,<br \/>\nDar \u0219i mai multe \u00een p\u0103dure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unui logoreic<\/strong><br \/>\nVorbe\u0219te-ntruna, nu mai tace<br \/>\nB\u0103g\u00e2nd \u0219op\u00e2rle \u0219i fitile<br \/>\n\u0218i capul calendar \u00eemi face<br \/>\nDe simt c\u0103 m\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219esc cu zile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sinceritate<\/strong><br \/>\nSo\u021bia ieri m-a \u00eentrebat<br \/>\nCu c\u00e2te dame m-am culcat<br \/>\n\u0218i i-am r\u0103spuns: Pe Dumnezeu<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi zur c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu nici eu.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Photo gallery\">\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8062,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8645","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>14th Edition - 2004 - Humour at .... 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