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\n

1st Prize – Cornelius Enescu<\/h4>\n
\n\u00cendemn<\/strong>
\nS\u0103 urci piepti\u0219, cu orice risc,
\nEo bravur\u0103!
\nNicic\u00e2nd n-ai s\u0103 atingi un pisc
\nPe scurt\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Artele plastice – arte ale t\u0103cerii<\/strong>
\nDin to\u021bi acei fideli poverii,
\n\u00cenfeuda\u021bi \u00een greaua trud\u0103,
\nPu\u021bini din ei dau glas t\u0103cerii,
\nDar mai pu\u021bini pot s\u0103 aud\u0103.<\/p>\n

Introspec\u021bie<\/strong>
\nG\u00e2ndind c\u0103 \u00eemi aduce sporul,
\nPrin lumea hazului cutreier …
\nCe-am str\u00e2ns din via\u021b\u0103 cu umorul?
\nAgoniseala unui greier!<\/p>\n

Puterea \u0219i alegerile anticipate<\/strong>
\nAr corecta, cu siguran\u021b\u0103,
\nVot\u00e2nd din nou, dup\u0103 canoane,
\nEa, minusul de performan\u021b\u0103,
\nCeilal\u021bi, un minus de ciolane.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nAutorilor filmului maghiar Trianon<\/strong>
\nMalefic truc, demersul lor gongoric!
\nUn glas blameaz\u0103 filmul lor sordid:
\nE glasul Trianonului istoric,
\nContr\u00e2nd pelteaua de celuloid.<\/p>\n

Codrule, codru\u021bule …<\/strong>
\nNe-ai ap\u0103rat \u00een vremi nefaste,
\nDe c\u00e2nd e armia rom\u00e2n\u0103;
\nMereu refugiu pentru oaste,
\nMereu lui \u021aepe\u0219 la-ndem\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

Recalcularea pensiilor<\/strong>
\n\u00cen loc de-a risipi co\u0219marul,
\nUn g\u00e2nd m\u0103 las\u0103 h\u0103b\u0103uc –
\n\u0218i nu cam c\u00e2t e numerarul,
\nCi c\u00e2te pensii mai apuc.<\/p>\n

Unui poet gr\u0103bit<\/strong>
\nDecis fiind s\u0103 urci Parnasul,
\n\u00ce\u021bi imbolde\u0219ti de zor Pegasul,
\nIabra\u0219ul patruped. Finalul?
\nPe culmi ajunse numai calul …<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2st Prize – Mihail Batog Bujeni\u021b\u0103<\/h4>\n
\nPoanta epigramei<\/strong>
\nDac\u0103 facem paralela
\nCu-n panseu al \u2026 nu \u0219tiu cui,
\nPoanta-I \u201c lumini\u021ba de la
\nCap\u0103tul catrenului\u201d.<\/p>\n

Legea<\/strong>
\nRedactat\u0103-n termeni clari
\nUn principiu consfin\u021be\u0219te:
\nS-o cite\u0219ti cu ochii mari
\n\u0218i \u2013 apoi s-o aplici orbe\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Celor care acuz\u0103 parlamentarii c\u0103 dorm \u00een plen<\/strong>
\nNu vreau cutuma s-o transform
\nDar v\u0103 \u00eentreb \u00een mod expres
\nDe ce v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 dorm?
\nNoi n-am dormit c\u00e2nd i-am ales?<\/p>\n

Destinul Moldovei \u201ede dincolo\u201d<\/strong>
\nA spus Vod\u0103 \u0218tefan c\u00e2ndva
\n\u201eMoldova, s\u0103raca de ea …\u201d
\n\u0218i ru\u0219ii, pe voie s\u0103-i fac\u0103
\nL\u0103sar\u0103 Moldova s\u0103rac\u0103.<\/p>\n

P.S.D. a concesionat senatorului Tri\u021b\u0103 F\u0103ni\u021b\u0103 Insula Mare a Br\u0103ilei \u00een condi\u021bii foarte discutabile<\/strong>
\nGeaba c\u00e2te-un adversar
\nS-a aprins ca o v\u0103paie;
\nLa asemenea gr\u00e2nar
\nSe cerea un om de paie!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nNeamul prost<\/strong>
\nE parvenitul pus sub lup\u0103
\n(\u201cAjuns\u201d, \u201ec\u0103p\u0103tuit\u201d, \u201ebaron\u201d)
\nCare-n \u0219ampania din cup\u0103
\n\u00ce\u0219i toarn\u0103 \u0219i pu\u021bin sifon.<\/p>\n

Unui \u0219ef de tren<\/strong>
\nOm discret cum al\u021bii nu-s,
\nTotu\u0219i, un secret i-am stors:
\nEl acas\u0103 doarme dus
\n\u0218i la slujb\u0103 … dus-ntors.<\/p>\n

Suicid<\/strong>
\nDe\u0219i f\u0103pta\u0219ii l-au tratat
\nCa pe suprema izb\u0103vire,
\n\u00cen fapt e un asasinat
\n…. cu autoservire.<\/p>\n

Agentul de circula\u021bie<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103d pe strad\u0103 din ma\u0219in\u0103
\nMi se face pielea de g\u0103in\u0103
\nDar c\u00e2nd cere s\u0103 opresc, spontan,
\nMi se face pielea de curcan!<\/p>\n

Mo\u0219 Teac\u0103 \u0219i mendrele filozofiei<\/strong>
\nNe\u0219tiind cum vine vorba aia
\n\u201eUnitate \u00een diversitate\u201d
\nDumnealui a introdus b\u0103taia
\nCa diversitate-n unitate.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Ioan Marinescu <\/h4>\n
\nReforma ]n justi\u021bie<\/strong>
\nS\u0103tul de-at\u00e2tea a\u0219tept\u0103ri,
\nGuvernul ne-a promis, de form\u0103,
\nReform\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de dureri …
\n\u0218i \u2013 avem dureri f\u0103r\u0103 reform\u0103.<\/p>\n

Bahic\u0103<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd sunt beat, ca-n seara asta,
\nNu m\u0103 sufer\u0103 nevasta,
\nDar nici eu nu sunt mai breaz,
\nNu o sufar c\u00e2nd sunt treaz.<\/p>\n

Actri\u021ba ratat\u0103<\/strong>
\n\u00cenc\u0103 se mai crede vamp\u0103,
\nDup\u0103 anii trecu\u021bi o droaie,
\nA ie\u0219it \u0219i ea la ramp\u0103 …
\nLa o ramp\u0103 de gunoaie.<\/p>\n

Limit\u0103<\/strong>
\nNu prea se-av\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een dispute,
\nC\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te doar zevzeci,
\nC\u0103-i plac femeile trecute …
\nDar nu mai mult de dou\u0103zeci.<\/p>\n

V\u0103duvie<\/strong>
\n\u0218i-a dat duhul cre\u0219tine\u0219te,
\nDup\u0103 cum a vrut Prea \u2013 naltul,
\nDar nevasta mai tr\u0103ie\u0219te …
\nC\u00e2nd cu unul, c\u00e2nd cu altul.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nEmergen\u021b\u0103<\/strong>
\nDe-i Pegasul ca un mit,
\n\u00centr-un spa\u021biu mioritic,
\nDe-un poet e potcovit …
\nIar poetul … de un critic.
\n
\nJoggging la bloc<\/strong>
\nT\u0103ticu n-are nici o vin\u0103,
\nSpunea la to\u021bi din jur mnezinul,
\nC\u0103 a fugit cu o vecin\u0103 …
\nC\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ei s-a luat vecinul.<\/p>\n

Parlamentul actual<\/strong>
\nParerea mea nu-i hazardat\u0103,
\nNimic nu-i mai adev\u0103rat,
\nC\u0103 e un om dintr-o bucat\u0103 …
\nDintr-o bucat\u0103 de rahat.<\/p>\n

Pre\u0219edintele Senatului c\u0103tre participan\u021bi<\/strong>
\nAcei ce-n sal\u0103 a\u021bi r\u0103mas,
\nCuprin\u0219i de-o plictiseal\u0103 cras\u0103,
\nS\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai scobi\u021bi \u00een nas,
\nC\u0103 nu e pauza de mas\u0103!<\/p>\n

Rom\u00e2nilor<\/strong>
\nVreau to\u021bi s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103,
\nC\u0103 de tr\u0103im ca fra\u021bi,
\nUn lan\u021b pe to\u021bi ne leag\u0103 …
\nAl mun\u021bilor Carpa\u021bi.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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