{"id":8613,"date":"2020-06-23T13:58:23","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T13:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8613"},"modified":"2020-07-22T08:32:56","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T08:32:56","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2006","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-16-2006\/premianti-epigrama-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1st Prize – Mihai Batog Bujeni\u021b\u0103<\/h4>\n
\nIntrarea \u00een U.E. (p\u0103rerea mea)<\/strong>
\nAm o idee … vag\u0103
\nDespre ce se va-nt\u00e2mpla …
\nAt\u00e2t de mul\u021bi ne bag\u0103,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t … poatec-om intra …<\/p>\n

Facturile de la gaze sunt mari, \u00een cas\u0103 \u00eens\u0103-i foarte frig<\/strong>
\nPe c\u00e2nd o invitam \u00een pat,
\nPrivindu-mi critic ni\u0219te faze,
\nNevast\u0103-mea a suspinat:
\nNu-i ca factura de la gaze … <\/p>\n

Isteria t.v. a gripei aviare<\/strong>
\nO fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, sprin\u021bar\u0103,
\nPl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd a spus c\u0103-\u0219i face felul!!
\nLuase-o grip\u0103 aviar\u0103,
\nJuc\u00e2ndu-se cu coco\u0219elul!!!
\n
\nIntrarea \u00een U.E. (dilem\u0103 rural\u0103)<\/strong>
\nNu pot spune cum o fi,
\nION, vacii \u00eei vorbea,
\nNe-o primi … nu ne-o primi …
\nR\u0103u \u0219i-a\u0219a … r\u0103u \u0219i-a\u0219a …<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nRepetabila istorie<\/strong>
\nLa \u2013 Nalta Poart \u2013 atunci, pe\u0219che\u0219
\nBaban d\u0103deai pentr-o belea!
\nDar azi, aceea\u0219i sum\u0103, \u201echesh\u201d
\nLa \u00cenalta Curte-i doar saftea!!<\/p>\n

Organele st\u00e2rpesc ho\u021bia<\/strong>
\nIeri, c\u00e2nd s\u0103rea peste z\u0103plaz,
\nCu prad\u0103 mult\u0103-a fost surprins
\n\u0218i chiar r\u0103nit, s\u0103 vezi necaz!!
\nDe-organele ce-n gard s-au prins!!<\/p>\n

Ajunul s\u0103rb\u0103torilor<\/strong>
\nAjun fiind, de s\u0103rb\u0103tori,
\nDin pensie am cump\u0103rat
\nSo\u021biei, un buchet de flori
\n\u0218i ajun fiind … am ajunat!<\/p>\n

Adaptare<\/strong>
\nN-am mai cump\u0103rat spanac
\nIar \u00een bor\u0219 nu pun verdea\u021b\u0103
\nCu alte cuvinte fac
\nEconomie … de pia\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Ioan Todera\u0219cu<\/h4>\n
\nLa poarta Europei<\/strong>
\nSolii no\u0219tri din Carpa\u021bi
\nBat la poart\u0103 cu t\u0103rie.
\nDac\u0103-ar fi mai inspira\u021bi,
\nAr suna la sonerie!<\/p>\n

Rom\u00e2nia se confrunt\u0103 cu mari probleme<\/strong>
\nAzi, probabil, nimeni nu e
\nSoarta \u021b\u0103rii s-o priceap\u0103:
\nC\u00e2t de greu mai intr\u0103-n UE,
\n\u0218i c\u00e2t de u\u0219or … la ap\u0103!<\/p>\n

Integrarea cere mari sacrificii<\/strong>
\nC\u0103 va fi ceva mai bine,
\nDup\u0103 ce ne-om integra,
\nVom vedea atunci … \u00cen fine,
\nDac\u0103 vom mai apuca!<\/p>\n

Optimi\u0219ti, \u00een perspectiva integr\u0103rii \u00een UE<\/strong>
\nFiindc\u0103 Alian\u021ba DA
\nE \u00een stare de orice,
\n\u00cen mod sigur vom intra,
\n\u00cens\u0103, nu prea \u0219tim \u00een ce!… <\/p>\n

Mo\u0219 Gheorghe se opune integr\u0103rii<\/strong>
\nTr\u0103g\u00e2nd, nervos, dintr-o lulea,
\nMi-a spus exact care-i motivul:
\n-S\u0103 intre-n UE cine-o vrea,
\nC\u0103 eu m-am fript cu colectivul … <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nSitua\u021bia din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i integrarea \u00een UE<\/strong>
\n\u00centruc\u00e2t, de-o vreme \u00eencoace,
\nNu mai e at\u00e2t de albastr\u0103,
\nVom intra \u2013 s\u0103 fi\u021bi pe pace!<\/p>\n

Gherla, o \u00eenchisoare la standarde europene<\/strong>
\nCum o alt\u0103 \u00eenchisoare
\nCa acesta-n \u021bar\u0103 nu e,
\n\u201eLocatarii\u201d ei, se pare,
\nAu intrat deja \u00een UE!<\/p>\n

Apel c\u0103tre to\u021bi rom\u00e2nii<\/strong>
\nCum, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, putea-vom spune hopa,
\nUn scurt mesaj porne\u0219te c\u0103tre voi:
\nPentru-a intra, cu fast, \u00een Europa,
\nVeni\u021bi din spa\u021biul Schengen \u00eenapoi!<\/p>\n

Ezit\u0103ri pe drumul integr\u0103rii<\/strong>
\nEuropa \u2013 \u00een\u021beleapt\u0103 \u2013
\nNe \u00eentinde m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103,
\n\u00cens\u0103 nou\u0103, sti\u021bi prea bine,
\nMai mult st\u00e2nga ne convine!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Constantin Manea<\/h4>\n
\nMotto:<\/strong>
\nDe concurezi la Cluj, Buz\u0103u,
\nN-ai \u0219anse la un premiu, z\u0103u!
\nE ca-n politic\u0103-n umor:
\nN-ai \u0219anse de nu e\u0219ti de-al lor!<\/p>\n

Confesiune<\/strong>
\n\u201cSuntem mici, nu suntem bune
\nS\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een uniune \u2026 \u201c
\nA\u0219a-\u0219i zic cu \u00eentristare
\nDou\u0103 lefuri bugetare!<\/p>\n

Precau\u021bie<\/strong>
\nSe-ntreab\u0103 cei ce dau din coate
\n\u0218i pentru post ar face orice:
\n-Intr\u0103m sau nu \u00een P.N.L.?
\n-Dar dac-or fi anticipate?<\/p>\n

Spaima din Zambaccian<\/strong>
\n\u00centreg Parchetul se \u2013 ntrebase:
\n-Intr\u0103m sau nu azi la N\u0103stase?
\nCe facem dac\u0103, dup\u0103 u\u0219\u0103,
\nMai st\u0103 de veghe o m\u0103tu\u0219\u0103?<\/p>\n

Condi\u021biile impuse de UE<\/strong>
\nCerin\u021be noi ne va impune,
\nLe-om suporta ca bravi eroi…
\n\u0218i noi intr\u0103m \u00een Uniune,
\n\u0218i ea intra-va tare-n noi!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nSatisfac\u021bie<\/strong>
\nDe vom intra \u00een noul an
\n\u00cen U.E., mare-i bucuria:
\nPutem fugi precum Traian
\nDe medicii din Rom\u00e2nia!<\/p>\n

Recomandare<\/strong>
\nB\u0103rba\u021bi versa\u021bi de pe la noi
\nAu sf\u0103tuit frumoasa-mi \u021bar\u0103:
\n-C\u00e2nd vei intra, s\u0103 nu te-nmoi,
\nC\u0103, de te-nmoi, e\u0219ti dat afar\u0103!<\/p>\n

Speran\u021b\u0103<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd printre vesticii cei mari
\nNe vom plimba \u0219i noi i\u021barii,
\nVom fi precis minoritari.
\nCe bine-o duc minoritarii!<\/p>\n

\u0218ans\u0103<\/strong>
\nEveniment dorit de to\u021bi
\nE aderarea c\u0103, se spune,
\nSc\u0103dea-va num\u0103rul de ho\u021bi …
\n(Se r\u0103sp\u00e2ndesc prin Uniune!)<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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