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1st Prize – Vasile Vajoga<\/h4>\n
\nFILOSOFIC\u0102<\/strong>
\nEu nu-s Socrate, Platon \u015fi nici Kant,
\n\u00cen schimb, ca to\u0163i p\u0103\u0163i\u0163ii pot s\u0103 spun
\nC\u0103 unul e momentul culminant,
\n\u015ei altul e momentul oportun!…<\/p>\n

CALITATE NATIV\u0102<\/strong>
\nRom\u00e2nul, f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc,
\nOriunde-n lume s-ar afla,
\nNu e oportunist deloc,
\nDar, dac\u0103-i rostul de ceva…<\/p>\n

RETORIC\u0102…<\/strong>
\n\u00cen modul cel mai realist
\nVreau un r\u0103spuns l\u0103muritor:
\n\u201eOi fi \u015fi eu oportunist,
\nR\u00e2vnind un premiu la Humor??\u201d<\/p>\n

AMBIGUITATE<\/strong>
\nEu, ca rom\u00e2nul presupun
\nTrec\u00e2nd prin zeci de greut\u0103\u0163i,
\nC\u0103-n drumul spre un trai mai bun
\nSunt alte oportunit\u0103\u0163i…<\/p>\n

ROMANIA ARE MARI OPORTUNIT\u0102\u0162I TURISTICE (articol media)<\/strong>
\nVedem, analiz\u00e2nd firesc,
\nTurismul nostru, rom\u00e2nesc,
\nO droaie de oportuni\u015fti
\n\u015ei, evident, tu… ri\u015fti, tu… ri\u015fti…<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nR\u0102SPUNDERE CIVIC\u0102<\/strong>
\nCiubuc\u0103real\u0103, mit\u0103 \u015fi \u015fantaj,
\nS\u0103 le divulg pe fa\u0163\u0103 am curaj,
\n\u015ei chiar de unde pleac\u0103 pot s\u0103 spun,
\nDar…\u00eenc\u0103 nu-i momentul oportun!<\/p>\n

REALITATE ACTUAL\u0102<\/strong>
\nAcesta-i adev\u0103rul crunt
\nPe care-n fa\u0163\u0103 \u00eel vedem:
\nC\u0103 oportunit\u0103\u0163i nu sunt
\nLa c\u00e2\u0163i oportuni\u015fti avem!<\/p>\n

DIC\u0162IONAR…<\/strong>
\nEu nu posed valen\u0163e de lingvist,
\nDar pot s\u0103 spun c-o doz\u0103 de sarcasm,
\nC\u0103 politician oportunist,
\nE, cum s\u0103 zic, un soi de …pleonasm!<\/p>\n

DIALOD CU DOAMNA DIRIGINT\u0102<\/strong>
\n-Ia spune-mi, Bul\u0103, clar \u015fi verde-n fa\u0163\u0103:
\nTu ai vreo oportunitate-n via\u0163\u0103?
\n-P\u0103i, am…dar n-o ar\u0103t la fiecare,
\nC\u0103 iar \u00eemi pune\u0163i patru la purtare!<\/p>\n

OPORTUNITATE …LA ZI<\/strong>
\nAfirm \u00een fa\u0163a tuturor,
\nFiinc\u0103, ce mai tura-vura,
\nC\u00e2nd vine vorba de H(UMOR),
\nNici criza nu-i \u00eenchide GURA!!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Manole Vasile<\/h4>\n
\nC\u0102PU\u015eARUL ECO<\/strong>
\nCum munca nu i-a prea pl\u0103cut,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 regret i-a spus adio,
\nDar mai \u00eenainte a f\u0103cut,
\nO ferm\u0103 de c\u0103pu\u015fe bio.<\/p>\n

REEVALUATUL<\/strong>
\nLa bani m\u0103run\u0163i c\u00e2nd l-au luat
\nAu constatat c\u0103-i nulitate,
\nNoroc c\u0103 reevaluat
\nE un b\u0103rbat \u015fi jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n

EMINENTUL<\/strong>
\nDup\u0103 dou\u0103 masterate
\nS-a \u00eenscris la facultate,
\nDar la doctorat s\u0103racul,
\nI-au pretins ca mit\u0103 bacul.<\/p>\n

TOATE LA TIMPUL LOR<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2t a fost el la putere
\nA lucrat bine cu statul
\n\u015ei-a f\u0103cut ceva avere,
\nP\u00e2n\u2019 s\u0103 dea cu subsemnatul.<\/p>\n

OPORTUNIST \u00ceN DRAGOSTE<\/strong>
\nSc\u0103pat \u00een fine din \u201crobie\u201d,
\nDup\u0103 un divor\u0163 at\u00e2t de lung,
\nRevine des pe la so\u0163ie,
\nFemeile nu-i mai ajung.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n

OMUL POTRIVIT LA LOCUL POTRIVIT<\/strong>
\nFiind din e\u015falonul doi,
\nDup\u0103 mai multe derog\u0103ri,
\nCu brio-i promovat apoi,
\nPrintr-un concurs de-mprejurari.<\/p>\n

C-A\u015eA-I ROMANUL<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd mi-am luat din cui securea
\nS\u0103 fac o coad\u0103 de topor
\nV\u0103zui c\u0103 au t\u0103iat p\u0103durea
\nS\u0103-mi vin\u0103 to\u0163i \u00een ajutor.<\/p>\n

CANDIDATUL<\/strong>
\nAjuns un vrednic deputat,
\nS-a remarcat prin bun\u0103stare,
\nFiind la ultimul mandat
\nDe arestare.<\/p>\n

OPORTUNISTUL POLITIC<\/strong>
\nDup\u0103 un slalom foarte lung,
\nPrintre himerice doctrine,
\nPartidele nu-i mai ajung,
\nDoctrinele sunt prea pu\u0163ine.<\/p>\n

RECESIUNE \u00ceN DRAGOSTE<\/strong>
\nLa bani c\u00e2nd a sim\u0163it refluxul,
\nPe femei prin lux trecute
\nLe-a refuzat, p\u0103str\u00e2nd doar luxul
\nAcelora u\u015for\u2026 avute.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Gheorghe B\u00e2lici<\/h4>\n
\nPrivind la politicieni<\/strong>
\nDemocra\u0163ia, pas\u0103mite,
\nE cea mai bun\u0103 salvatoare,
\nC\u0103ci ea tot timpul \u00ee\u0163i permite
\nS\u0103 min\u0163i, ca s\u0103 ajungi om mare!…<\/p>\n

Unuia care a trecut din partidul
\ns\u0103u \u00een cel \u00eenving\u0103tor la alegeri<\/strong>
\nLa noul \u015fef, ca eunucul
\nCe \u015ftie-al casei obicei,
\nDoar dup\u0103 ce \u00eei pupi papucul,
\nSim\u0163i c\u0103-\u0163i apar \u00een cap idei!…<\/p>\n

Oportuni\u015ftii alegerilor<\/strong>
\nNe-am\u0103gesc cu-n vin \u015fi-o bere,
\nS\u0103 ne credem mai uni\u0163i
\n\u015ei-apoi, iat\u0103, ni se cere
\nPatru ani s\u0103 fim \u2026cinsti\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Demagogul<\/strong>
\n\u015etiind politica \u00een stat
\n\u015ei demonstr\u00e2nd c\u0103-i bun de limb\u0103,
\nP\u0103rerea lui de neschimbat\u2026
\nDoar dac\u0103 trebuie \u015fi-o schimb\u0103. <\/p>\n

Parvenitul politic<\/strong>
\nCu aere de mare snob,
\nEl nu tr\u0103ie\u015fte pentru sine,
\nC\u0103ci are-n sufletu-i un rob
\nDeprins ca s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 bine!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nUnui politician<\/strong>
\nPe-o insul\u0103 nepopulat\u0103
\nEl ar muri, cu s\u0103n\u0103tate,
\nC\u0103ci are fe\u0163e c\u00e2te-arat\u0103
\n\u015ei-atuncea cui s\u0103 le arate?!\u2026<\/p>\n

Unui demnitar<\/strong>
\nCompromis, la o adic\u0103,
\nPrin tertipuri fel de fel,
\nCel mai tare-i este frica\u2026
\nS\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103-acum cu el.<\/p>\n

Cameleonul comunist <\/strong>
\nAzi pretinsul patriot,
\nCe s-ar vrea mai mult despot,
\n\u015ei-nvelit \u00een tricolor
\nE la suflet ro\u015fior!…<\/p>\n

Unui politician corupt<\/strong>
\nAcest b\u0103rbat ce nu-i novice
\n\u00cen a p\u0103rea un patriot
\nCa om e ieftin, cum s-ar zice,
\nDar cost\u0103, cic\u0103, scump de tot\u2026<\/p>\n

Confesiunea unui om politic<\/strong>
\nO carier\u0103 str\u0103lucit\u0103,
\nCum este demonstrat prin ani,
\nDe vrei s\u0103 fie \u015fi cinstit\u0103,
\nSe cump\u0103r\u0103 cu sluj \u015fi bani!…<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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