{"id":8411,"date":"2020-06-21T15:07:56","date_gmt":"2020-06-21T15:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8411"},"modified":"2020-07-20T19:36:46","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T19:36:46","slug":"editia-22-2012","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-22-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"22nd Edition &#8211; 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Epigram winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo gallery<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2012\/palmares-si-juriu-grafica-en.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Cartoon winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color: #b33d31;\">Cartoon Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8419\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8419 \"><div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Raul de la Nuez &#8211; S.U.A.<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-13 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-13' class='gallery galleryid-8411 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-232x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-1187x1536.jpg 1187w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1-400x518.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez1.jpg 1236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-300x233.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-1024x796.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-768x597.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-1536x1194.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2-400x311.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Raul-de-la-Nuez2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Karoly Lugosi &#8211; Hungary<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-14 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-14' class='gallery galleryid-8411 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunist_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg 1131w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-1024x724.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-1536x1086.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/The-Opportunists_Karoly-Lugosi.jpg-2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Oguz Gurel &#8211; Turkey<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-15 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-15' class='gallery galleryid-8411 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1-.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1--206x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1--206x300.jpg 206w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1--701x1024.jpg 701w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1--768x1121.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1--400x584.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-1-.jpg 959w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 206px) 100vw, 206px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2-300x206.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2-1024x703.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2-768x527.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Oguz-Gurel-2.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>George Gavrilean Prize &#8211; Vladimir Kazanevsky &#8211; Ukraine<\/h4>\n<p> \n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-16 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-16' class='gallery galleryid-8411 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky1.jpg 1131w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-1024x724.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-1536x1086.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Vladimir-Kazanevsky2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Epigram winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/editii\/2012\/palmares-si-juriu-literatura.pdf\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-default\" style=\"color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#B33D31;border-color:#903128;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#FFFFFF;padding:6px 16px;font-size:13px;line-height:20px;border-color:#ca786f;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:none\"><i class=\"sui sui-file-pdf-o\" style=\"font-size:13px;color:#FFFFFF\"><\/i> Literature winners and jury.pdf<\/span><\/a>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:50px\"><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"color: #b33d31;\">Epigram Section<\/h2>\n<div data-post-id=\"8430\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-8430 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Vasile Vajoga<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>FILOSOFIC\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nEu nu-s Socrate, Platon \u015fi nici Kant,<br \/>\n\u00cen schimb, ca to\u0163i p\u0103\u0163i\u0163ii pot s\u0103 spun<br \/>\nC\u0103 unul e momentul culminant,<br \/>\n\u015ei altul e momentul oportun!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALITATE NATIV\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nRom\u00e2nul, f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc,<br \/>\nOriunde-n lume s-ar afla,<br \/>\nNu e oportunist deloc,<br \/>\nDar, dac\u0103-i rostul de ceva&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>RETORIC\u0102&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen modul cel mai realist<br \/>\nVreau un r\u0103spuns l\u0103muritor:<br \/>\n\u201eOi fi \u015fi eu oportunist,<br \/>\nR\u00e2vnind un premiu la Humor??\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>AMBIGUITATE<\/strong><br \/>\nEu, ca rom\u00e2nul presupun<br \/>\nTrec\u00e2nd prin zeci de greut\u0103\u0163i,<br \/>\nC\u0103-n drumul spre un trai mai bun<br \/>\nSunt alte oportunit\u0103\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ROMANIA ARE MARI OPORTUNIT\u0102\u0162I TURISTICE (articol media)<\/strong><br \/>\nVedem, analiz\u00e2nd firesc,<br \/>\nTurismul nostru, rom\u00e2nesc,<br \/>\nO droaie de oportuni\u015fti<br \/>\n\u015ei, evident,  tu&#8230; ri\u015fti, tu&#8230; ri\u015fti&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>R\u0102SPUNDERE CIVIC\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nCiubuc\u0103real\u0103, mit\u0103 \u015fi \u015fantaj,<br \/>\nS\u0103 le divulg pe fa\u0163\u0103 am curaj,<br \/>\n\u015ei chiar de unde pleac\u0103 pot s\u0103 spun,<br \/>\nDar&#8230;\u00eenc\u0103 nu-i momentul oportun!<\/p>\n<p><strong>REALITATE ACTUAL\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nAcesta-i adev\u0103rul crunt<br \/>\nPe care-n fa\u0163\u0103 \u00eel vedem:<br \/>\nC\u0103 oportunit\u0103\u0163i nu sunt<br \/>\nLa c\u00e2\u0163i oportuni\u015fti avem!<\/p>\n<p><strong>DIC\u0162IONAR&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nEu nu posed valen\u0163e de lingvist,<br \/>\nDar pot s\u0103 spun c-o doz\u0103 de sarcasm,<br \/>\nC\u0103 politician oportunist,<br \/>\nE, cum s\u0103 zic, un soi de &#8230;pleonasm!<\/p>\n<p><strong>DIALOD CU DOAMNA DIRIGINT\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\n-Ia spune-mi, Bul\u0103, clar \u015fi verde-n fa\u0163\u0103:<br \/>\nTu ai vreo oportunitate-n via\u0163\u0103?<br \/>\n-P\u0103i, am&#8230;dar n-o ar\u0103t la fiecare,<br \/>\nC\u0103 iar \u00eemi pune\u0163i patru la purtare!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OPORTUNITATE &#8230;LA  ZI<\/strong><br \/>\nAfirm \u00een fa\u0163a tuturor,<br \/>\nFiinc\u0103, ce mai tura-vura,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vine vorba de H(UMOR),<br \/>\nNici criza nu-i \u00eenchide GURA!!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Manole Vasile<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>C\u0102PU\u015eARUL ECO<\/strong><br \/>\nCum munca nu i-a prea pl\u0103cut,<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 regret i-a spus adio,<br \/>\nDar mai \u00eenainte a f\u0103cut,<br \/>\nO ferm\u0103 de c\u0103pu\u015fe bio.<\/p>\n<p><strong>REEVALUATUL<\/strong><br \/>\nLa bani m\u0103run\u0163i c\u00e2nd l-au luat<br \/>\nAu constatat c\u0103-i nulitate,<br \/>\nNoroc c\u0103 reevaluat<br \/>\nE un b\u0103rbat \u015fi jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EMINENTUL<\/strong><br \/>\nDup\u0103 dou\u0103 masterate<br \/>\nS-a \u00eenscris la facultate,<br \/>\nDar la doctorat s\u0103racul,<br \/>\nI-au pretins ca mit\u0103 bacul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>TOATE LA TIMPUL LOR<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2t a fost el la putere<br \/>\nA lucrat bine cu statul<br \/>\n\u015ei-a f\u0103cut ceva avere,<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u2019 s\u0103 dea cu subsemnatul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OPORTUNIST \u00ceN DRAGOSTE<\/strong><br \/>\nSc\u0103pat \u00een fine din \u201crobie\u201d,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 un divor\u0163 at\u00e2t de lung,<br \/>\nRevine des pe la so\u0163ie,<br \/>\nFemeile nu-i mai ajung.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>OMUL POTRIVIT LA LOCUL POTRIVIT<\/strong><br \/>\nFiind din e\u015falonul doi,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 mai multe derog\u0103ri,<br \/>\nCu brio-i promovat apoi,<br \/>\nPrintr-un concurs de-mprejurari.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C-A\u015eA-I ROMANUL<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd mi-am luat din cui securea<br \/>\nS\u0103 fac o coad\u0103 de topor<br \/>\nV\u0103zui c\u0103 au t\u0103iat p\u0103durea<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi vin\u0103 to\u0163i \u00een ajutor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CANDIDATUL<\/strong><br \/>\nAjuns un vrednic deputat,<br \/>\nS-a remarcat prin bun\u0103stare,<br \/>\nFiind la ultimul mandat<br \/>\nDe arestare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OPORTUNISTUL POLITIC<\/strong><br \/>\nDup\u0103 un slalom foarte lung,<br \/>\nPrintre himerice doctrine,<br \/>\nPartidele nu-i mai ajung,<br \/>\nDoctrinele sunt prea pu\u0163ine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RECESIUNE \u00ceN DRAGOSTE<\/strong><br \/>\nLa bani c\u00e2nd a sim\u0163it refluxul,<br \/>\nPe femei prin lux trecute<br \/>\nLe-a refuzat, p\u0103str\u00e2nd doar luxul<br \/>\nAcelora u\u015for\u2026 avute.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; 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