{"id":8404,"date":"2020-06-20T18:32:36","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T18:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8404"},"modified":"2020-07-19T20:55:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T20:55:47","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2014","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-24-2014\/premianti-epigrama-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

1st Prize – Florin Rotaru<\/h4>\n
\nMoto: noroc \u015fi voie bun\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soart\u0103<\/strong>
\n\u00cen traiul \u0103sta furtunos,
\nPot afirma c\u0103-s norocos,
\nC\u0103ci ghinion nu am avut
\nDec\u00e2t… atunci c\u00e2nd m-am n\u0103scut.<\/p>\n

\u015eans\u0103<\/strong>
\n\u00cen ziua-aceea, c\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit,
\nCu-adev\u0103rat Fortuna mi-a z\u00e2mbit,
\nDar norocos am fost cu-adev\u0103rat
\nC\u00e2nd am cerut-o \u015fi… m-a refuzat.<\/p>\n

Confesiune<\/strong>
\nAdes norocu-n cale mi-a ie\u0219it,
\n\u0218i l-am sim\u021bit al\u0103turea, fidel,
\nC\u0103 unde-am mers mereu m-a \u00eenso\u0163it,
\nDe regul\u0103, c\u00e2nd am c\u0103lcat \u00een el.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nFapt divers<\/strong>
\nI-a servit \u015fi doamnei \u015focul
\nVia\u0163a, cu-ale ei contraste,
\nC-a b\u0103tut-o ieri norocul
\n…De i-a rupt vreo patru coaste.<\/p>\n

Fatalitate<\/strong>
\n\u00cen via\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc,
\nTr\u0103ind a\u0219a, dup\u0103 \u0219ablon,
\nEu am avut mereu noroc
\n…de ghinion.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Gheorghe Balaceanu<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: Humorul la Humor trage!<\/strong><\/p>\n

NOROC<\/strong>
\nS\u0103 fac amor c-o blond\u0103-a\u015fa frumos\u0103,
\nChiar am noroc, departe de-a m\u0103 pl\u00e2nge,
\n\u00cenclin s\u0103 cred c\u0103 e \u015fi credincioas\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci mul\u0163i mi-au spus c\u0103 are cruci \u015fi-n s\u00e2nge…<\/p>\n

VESTEA <\/strong>
\nAfl\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u015fi copilu-a mo\u015ftenit
\nDefectul meu, \u201ec\u0103zui\u201d din tot \u00eenaltul!
\nNoroc de vestea ce m-a lini\u015ftit…
\nC\u0103 l-a f\u0103cut nevasta mea cu altul.
\n
\nSALARIAT<\/strong>
\nC\u0103-i noul \u015fef corect, s-a bucurat
\nC\u0103ci numai d\u00e2nsul, pentru prima oar\u0103
\nI-a spus c\u0103 nu va fi persecutat,
\nCi merit\u0103 din plin… s\u0103-l dea afar\u0103.
\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nCONCURS CU PREMIU SURPRIZ\u0102<\/strong>
\nFiind c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103torul desemnat
\nCu mult noroc de-o conjunctur\u0103 fast\u0103,
\nPatronul bucuros mi-a \u00eenm\u00e2nat
\nPe fiica sa ur\u00e2t\u0103, de nevast\u0103.<\/p>\n

CHIRURG RENUMIT<\/strong>
\nNoroc c\u00e2nd fu s\u0103 fie operat,
\nAvea, deoarece \u015fi singur cuc
\nPutea s-o fac\u0103, dar a refuzat…
\nFiindc\u0103 nu voia s\u0103-\u015fi dea ciubuc.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Vasile Larco<\/h4>\n
\n Motto: \u201eAurul verde\u201d<\/strong>
\n
\nUNUI SO\u0162 \u015eI SIMULTANEITATE<\/strong>
\nNoroc \u015fi ghinion de ai
\n\u00ce\u0163i po\u0163i modifica destinul:
\nC\u00e2nd prinzi \u015fi ultimul tramvai
\n\u015ei pe nevast\u0103… cu vecinul! <\/p>\n

COMPETITORILOR MEI<\/strong>
\nPe la concursuri de umor
\nUit s\u0103 trimit – crud abandon \u2013
\nSe vede c\u0103 am ghinion…
\nDar \u0103sta e norocul lor!
\n
\nC\u0103ru\u0163a\u015ful care nu \u015ftie c\u0103 are un cal n\u0103zdr\u0103van<\/strong>
\nLa moar\u0103-n deal c\u00e2nd se ducea
\nD\u0103dea cu biciul des \u00een cai
\nDar murgul cel din h\u0103is zicea:
\n\u201e Azi OM s\u0103 fii, noroc s\u0103 ai\u201d!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nGhinion na\u0163ional<\/strong>
\nMotive sunt de-ngrijorare
\nCu soarta unui brav popor
\nC\u00e2nd \u0163ara lui e ca o floare
\n\u015ei mul\u0163i o vor \u00een \u201eglastra\u201d lor.<\/p>\n

Ghinion izvor\u00e2t din noroc<\/strong>
\nVitezei n-o s\u0103-i duc azi dorul,
\nZicea \u015foferul prea gr\u0103bit,
\n\u015ei-a prins pe verde semaforul…
\nDar \u015fi fiola s-a-nverzit.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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