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\n

1st Prize – Constantin Tudorache<\/h4>\n
\nMoto: Via\u0163a e un carnaval <\/strong><\/p>\n

UNUI CUPLU<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2ndva, de m\u00e2n\u0103 au plecat,
\nTimizi, de la un bal mascat,
\n\u015ei-au mers a\u015fa, \u00eentreaga via\u0163\u0103…
\nUit\u00e2ndu-\u015fi m\u0103\u015ftile pe fa\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

COABIT\u0102RI<\/strong>
\n\u00een lumea asta, plin\u0103 de erori,
\nTr\u0103ind \u00een armonie nefireasc\u0103,
\nSunt oameni care \u015ftiu s\u0103 trag\u0103 sfori
\n\u015ei oameni care \u015ftiu s\u0103 poarte masc\u0103.<\/p>\n

ROLURI \u015eI M\u0102\u015eTI<\/strong>
\n\u00een roluri mari, cu misiuni precise,
\nJuc\u00e2nd aceea\u015fi pies\u0103 indigen\u0103,
\nI\u015fi las\u0103 unii m\u0103\u015ftile-n culise,
\nIar al\u0163ii \u015fi le pun c\u00e2nd intr\u0103-n scen\u0103.
\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nVIA\u0162A E UN CARNAVAL<\/strong>
\n\u015ei ploaia \u015fi v\u00e2ntul \u015fi valul,
\nCu mult mai u\u015for le supor\u0163i,
\nC\u00e2nd \u015ftii s\u0103-\u0163i alegi carnavalul
\n\u015ei masca pe care s-o por\u0163i.
\n
\nEPITAF-UNEI ARTISTE<\/strong>
\nSolitar\u0103 a trecut,
\nCa o masc\u0103 delicat\u0103…
\nNimeni nu i-a cunoscut Fa\u0163a ei adev\u0103rat\u0103…
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
\n

2nd Prize – David Valentin<\/h4>\n
\nCu masc\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103? <\/strong>
\nPurt\u00e2nd masca\u021bii zilnic anatema,
\n(P\u0103catul meseriei \u00eei apas\u0103),
\nM\u0103 bulverseaz\u0103 ne-ncetat dilema:
\n\u00ce\u0219i scot sau nu cagulele acas\u0103 ?<\/p>\n

Halloween perpetuu<\/strong>
\n\u0218tiu to\u021bi, degeaba a\u0219 nega,
\nReac\u021bia-i fireasc\u0103:
\nAmicii fug de mutra mea …
\nDe port sau nu port masc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dosar politic<\/strong>
\nFiindc\u0103-mi pun o plapum\u0103 \u00een plus,
\n(De mult la gaz factura n-am pl\u0103tit),
\n\u00cen zori de zi m-au dus masca\u021bi pe sus…
\nAu auzit c\u0103-s dublu-acoperit.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nF\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103<\/strong>
\nM\u0103 tot b\u00e2rfe\u0219te soacra pe la spate,
\nC\u0103 plictisit deja de-acest refren,
\nAm invitat-o la siceritate,
\nSmulg\u00e2ndu-i masca. (cea de oxigen).<\/p>\n

Travesti<\/strong>
\nMasca\u021bii m-au luat din pat
\nNu cred c\u0103-mi mai dau drumul:
\nAdam, pervers, m-a reclamat
\nC\u0103 i-am furat costumul.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Nicolae Bunduri<\/h4>\n
\nMoto: \u201cMascarada dracului\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

1) La Mamaia \u2026 ca la Rio<\/strong>
\nLa carnaval, pe timp frumos,
\nFeti\u0163ei cu sclipiri de stea,
\nI-a dat chiar m\u0103\u2019sa masca jos
\n(C\u0103 jos n-avea nimic pe ea).
\n
\n2) Dup\u0103 mascarada de zece ani<\/strong>
\nUn Pre\u015fedinte ar\u0163\u0103gos
\nSt\u0103tea posac (era \u015fi cazul!)
\n\u015ei nu-\u015fi d\u0103duse \u201cmasca\u201d jos
\nC\u0103 nu avea la el\u2026\u201cobrazul\u201d.<\/p>\n

3) \u201eCarnaval\u201d… la nivel \u00eenalt<\/strong>
\nAtunci c\u00e2nd masca jos \u015fi-a dat
\nParlamentarul – m\u00e2ndru foc –
\nV\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i fa\u0163a, l-am rugat . . .
\nS-o pun\u0103 repede la loc.
\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n4) Doamnei ministru\u2026dup\u0103 \u201ccarnaval\u201d<\/strong>
\n– Masca jos, \u00eencepe hazul !
\n\u015ei s-a conformat \u201cDulcea\u0163a\u201d
\nDar c\u00e2nd i-am v\u0103zut \u201cobrazul\u201d\u2026
\nC\u00e2t p\u2019aci s\u0103-mi cad\u0103 fa\u0163a. <\/p>\n

5) La primul carnaval<\/strong>
\nSus \u00een Rai, sub verde ram,
\nCu acorduri \u00een tremolo,
\nEvei – i-a \u015foptit Adam:
\n-Masca nu se pune-acolo!
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Emil Ianu\u0219<\/h4>\n
\nMotto:\t\u201ePe-un picior de dor Pe-o gur\u0103 de (H)umor\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soa\u0163a la cosmetician<\/strong>
\nSoa\u0163a fulger\u0103 \u015fi tun\u0103
\nC\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi v\u00e2r\u0103 fa\u0163a-n masc\u0103
\nFindc-un ceas \u00eentreg pe lun\u0103
\nEa nu poate s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Deghizare politic\u0103<\/strong>
\nEl \u015fi-a pus masc\u0103 de miel
\n\u015ei dulcea\u0163\u0103 \u00een palavr\u0103,
\nDar dup\u0103 alegeri, el,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103, vezi c\u0103-i javr\u0103!<\/p>\n

Salut rom\u00e2nesc actual<\/strong>
\nSalutul nostru- n Rom\u00e2nia
\nConstat c\u0103 \u015fi-a schimbat formula
\nC\u0103ci ieri era … Jos p\u0103l\u0103ria,
\nIar ast\u0103zi este … Jos cagula !<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nCorup\u0163i, intercep\u0163ie, anchet\u0103, demascare<\/strong>
\nVr\u00e2nd s\u0103 scape de – nchisoare
\nCei ce prind s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103
\nMul\u0163i se tem de … CELULAre,
\nIns\u0103 \u015fi mai mul\u0163i DE-MASC\u0102 !<\/p>\n

Mascarad\u0103 politic\u0103<\/strong>
\nBaba Rada nu vrea masc\u0103
\nChiar de d\u0103 s\u0103- mb\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103,
\nDa-n politic\u0103, n\u0103roada,
\nMult uzeaz\u0103 … MASCA-RADA !
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

Premiul III – Vali Slavu<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: Mascarpone<\/strong><\/p>\n

Interven\u0163ia trupelor speciale<\/strong>
\nDe-o vreme, g\u0103\u015ftile rivale
\n\u00cencep s\u0103 se m\u0103cel\u0103reasc\u0103
\nPe drum, cu s\u0103bii \u015fi pumnale,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t r\u0103m\u00e2n masca\u0163ii\u2026 masc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Jos masca!<\/strong>
\nTipul nu-i infailibil,
\nDemascarea e fireasc\u0103,
\nDar, sub masc\u0103, e posibil
\nS\u0103 se-ascund\u0103-o alt\u0103 masc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unuia ajuns \u00een Parlament<\/strong>
\n\u00cen fotoliu, doarme, casc\u0103,
\nDeputat, ce po\u0163i s\u0103 zici?
\nFunc\u0163ia-i o biat\u0103 masc\u0103,
\nAscunz\u00e2nd un m\u0103sc\u0103rici.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nPrivind spre fereastra vecinilor<\/strong>
\nVecinu\u0163a mea, spre sear\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd, cu spor, deretic\u0103,
\nPoart\u0103-o masc\u0103 mortuar\u0103.
\nUps, pardon! \u2026Cosmetic\u0103!
\n
\nB\u0103bu\u0163ele, la salonul de \u00eenfrumuse\u0163are<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd cu fond de ten \u00ee\u015fi dau
\n\u015ei cu mult rimel pe gene,
\nNu m\u0103 mir, doar m\u0103\u015fti aveau
\n\u015ei mumiile-egiptene!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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