{"id":8279,"date":"2020-06-20T08:25:10","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T08:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8279"},"modified":"2020-07-16T18:59:51","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T18:59:51","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-26-2016\/premianti-epigrama-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

1st Prize – Chitul Grigore<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: \u201e Alice \u00een \u0163ara minciunilor \u201d<\/strong>
\n1.Unui umorist lipsit de talent, participant la festivalul \u201eUmor la\u2026 Gura Humorului\u201d <\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd ne recit\u0103 autorul
\nConchid, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i f\u0103c\u0103tura,
\nC\u0103 cei ce nu-n\u0163eleg (H)umorul
\nAr trebui s\u0103 lase\u2026 gura!<\/p>\n

2.Unui pseudoumorist, \u00een recital la festivalulul \u201eUmor la\u2026 Gura Humorului\u201d <\/strong>
\nSpectatorii mu\u0163i, \u00een bloc,
\n\u00cel ascult\u0103 cu uimire:
\nMul\u0163i se-nchin\u0103 chiar pe loc,
\nCeilal\u0163i merg la m\u0103n\u0103stire!
\n
\n3.Culmea gropii de gunoi \u00eenceput\u0103 \u00een pasul Mestec\u0103ni\u015f<\/strong>
\nS\u0103 faci depozit de gunoi,
\nPe-aceste plaiuri neb\u0103tute
\nDec\u00e2t de turmele de oi,
\nE un proiect \u2013 scuza\u0163i! \u2013 ce pute!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n4.Nedumerire la festivalul \u201eUmor la\u2026 Gura Humorului\u201d <\/strong>
\nDin obcini, mun\u0163i \u015fi de pe dealuri
\nCoboar\u0103-n iar \u00eentreg poporul
\nCe-a auzit de festivaluri
\n\u015ei-ntreab\u0103: Unde e\u2026 (H)umorul?<\/p>\n

5.Bucolic\u0103<\/strong>
\nLa Dorna e o feerie,
\nC\u0103ci se aud \u00een orice noapte
\nDoar vaci ce r\u00e2d de bucurie
\nVis\u00e2nd c\u0103 dau \u00eentruna lapte.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Dan Norea<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: Gospodarul (h)umorist nu e niciodat\u0103 trist<\/strong><\/p>\n

ALEGERI LOCALE \u00ceN GURA HUMORULUI<\/strong>
\nSt\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri un aleg\u0103tor:
\nCandidatul e contradictoriu,
\nAre-o Gur\u0103 plin\u0103 de Humor,
\n\u00cens\u0103-i tare sobru-n teritoriu.<\/p>\n

BALUL GOSPODARILOR <\/strong>
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd la bal (pe post de invitat)
\nPe paji\u0219te, nu doar un gospodar,
\nCi patru sute, am realizat:
\nE foarte greu aici s-alegi primar.
\n
\nDRUMUL SPRE IAD E PAVAT CU INTEN\u021aII BUNE…<\/strong>
\nUn preot t\u00e2n\u0103r, la Humor trimis,
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021be frumu\u0219ele
\nOft\u0103, c\u0103ci drumul lui spre paradis
\nEra pavat doar cu inten\u021bii rele.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nLA CETATEA SUCEVEI<\/strong>
\nOsta\u0219ii lui \u0218tef\u00e1n, cu acribie,
\n\u00cen \u0219ir a\u0219teapt\u0103 la PULBER\u0102RIE,
\nC\u0103ci pe furi\u0219, o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219ugubea\u021b\u0103
\nA r\u0103zuit trei litere din fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

CULORILE M\u0102N\u0102STIRILOR<\/strong>
\n\u00cemi plac \u0219i verde-crudul Sucevi\u021bei
\n\u0218i galben-auriul Moldovi\u021bei,
\nLa Vorone\u021b, albastrul orbitor,
\nDa-n frunte-i ro\u0219ul sec de la Humor!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – David Valentin<\/h4>\n
\nMotto : \u201dC\u0103l\u0103re\u021bul f\u0103r\u0103 cap\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Doi ochi alba\u0219tri<\/strong>
\nCu ie \u0219i-nflorate rochii,
\n\u00cen prea frumoasa Bucovin\u0103,
\nFemeia mai \u00eenchide ochii…
\nC\u00e2nd e, de obicei, \u201cdi vin\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n

Joc de doi<\/strong>
\n\u00cen doi, la Dorna, lin danseaz\u0103,
\nB\u0103rba\u021bii cu-ale lor femei,
\nDar jocul brusc degenereaz\u0103
\n\u00centr-o b\u0103tut\u0103… c\u00e2nd sunt trei.<\/p>\n

Stefan, Stefan, Domn cel Mare<\/strong>
\nLa Putna, m\u0103 c\u0103znesc avan,
\nB\u0103t\u00e2nd m\u0103t\u0103nii cu temei,
\nC\u0103ci vreau s\u0103 fiu precum \u0218tefan…
\nC\u00e2nd este vorba de femei.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n

Popas la Liveni<\/strong>
\nFugind de-al str\u0103zilor tumult,
\n\u00cen noapte, vreau sub cer de stele,
\nDoar pe Enescu s\u0103-l ascult,
\nDar nu aud dec\u00e2t manele !<\/p>\n

Idil\u0103 la Humor<\/strong>
\nFrumos i-e chipul \u0219i ve\u0219m\u00e2ntul,
\nDar m\u00e2ndra mi-a ucis umorul:
\n\u0218i-acuma fug m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul,
\nC-avea o gur\u0103… c\u00e2t Humorul.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Nicolae Bunduri<\/h4>\n
\nMoto: \u201eArz-o focu\u2019 beutur\u0103!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. (H)umori\u015ftilor din Bucovina<\/strong>
\nLa schituri sfinte – fascinante,
\nC\u00e2nd scrie\u0163i versuri cu (H)umor,
\nStau \u015fi m\u0103icu\u0163ele pe \u201e poante\u201d…
\n\u015ei M\u00e2n\u0103stirea-ntr-un \u201e picior\u201d!<\/p>\n

2. Paradox<\/strong>
\nS-a cultivat, spre nemurire,
\n\u00cen Bucovina – plai integru –
\nUmorul alb la M\u00e2n\u0103stire . . .
\n\u015ei-n Parlament…umorul negru.<\/p>\n

3. La venirea unei Doamne \u00een Bucovina<\/strong>
\n\u015ei oile (v-o spun pe \u015fleau!)
\nDe\u0163in (H)umoru\u2019- bat\u0103-l vina;
\nE drept c\u0103 br\u00e2nz\u0103 nu prea dau
\nDar \u015ftiu s\u0103 scrie…BUCOVINA.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n

4. Brand-uri bucovinene<\/strong>
\nSpre Bucovina c\u00e2nd te sui
\n\u015ei popose\u015fti \u00een dreptul bornei,
\nUmorul pare bun, dar nu-i …
\nCa br\u00e2nza de la Vatra Dornei!<\/p>\n

5. La festivalul de umor,
\ndin \u201eM\u00e2n\u0103stirea Humorului\u201d<\/strong>
\nLa \u201eM\u00e2n\u0103stire\u201d-n sindrofii,
\nDe poanta cea bucovinean\u0103,
\nA r\u00e2s cu lacrimi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi . . .
\nM\u0103icu\u0163a Sf\u00e2nt\u0103 din Icoan\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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