{"id":8139,"date":"2020-06-17T19:52:52","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8139"},"modified":"2020-07-14T20:16:45","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T20:16:45","slug":"premianti-poezie-2018","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-28-2018\/premianti-poezie-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry winners 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Petronela Vali Slavu<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Mii \u0219i sute de speran\u021be<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fabula bancnotei \u00eeng\u00e2mfate<\/strong><br \/>\nE mare t\u0103r\u0103boi \u00een portmoneu&#8230;<br \/>\nVreo patru-cinci bancnote de 1 leu<br \/>\nAscult\u0103 cum surata lor mai mare,<br \/>\nBancnota de 100, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 tare,<br \/>\nCu arogan\u021b\u0103, un discurs le \u021bine:<br \/>\n\u2013 Oricum, voi sunte\u021bi mici, dar, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine,<br \/>\nP\u0103re\u021bi ne\u00eensemnate, pe cuv\u00e2nt!<br \/>\nEu, de ru\u0219ine, a\u0219 intra-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt,<br \/>\nV\u0103z\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 at\u00e2t de pric\u0103jit\u0103.<br \/>\nDe oameni, eu \u2013 se \u0219tie \u2013 sunt r\u00e2vnit\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci am valoare. Suta este sut\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i-ar mai fi spus s\u0103rmana \u00eencrezut\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i alte vorbe, vrute \u0219i nevrute,<br \/>\nDar o bancnot\u0103 (s\u00e2c!) de 200<br \/>\nA ap\u0103rut \u0219i, sur\u00e2z\u00e2nd, i-a zis:<br \/>\n\u2013 Micu\u021bo, ce faci tu aici? Precis,<br \/>\nCredeai c\u0103-n portmoneu e\u0219ti cea mai mare,<br \/>\nC\u0103-n lumea asta n-ai asem\u0103nare.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i chiar e\u0219ti valoroas\u0103 \u2013 vezi tu bine \u2013<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd te compari cu cei mai slabi ca tine!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dintre sutele de fete<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Parodie monden\u0103, dup\u0103 \u201eDintre sute de catarge\u201d<\/em><br \/>\nDintre sutele de fete<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 niciun rost \u00een via\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nPrin talk-show-uri, mari vedete,<br \/>\nC\u00e2te vor ajunge-n fa\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Dintre sute de bipede<br \/>\nAhtiate dup\u0103 bani,<br \/>\nC\u00e2te, oare, s-or \u00eencrede<br \/>\n\u00cen eternii donjuani?<\/p>\n<p>Dintre sute de miare,<br \/>\nDe prin conturi, de pe carduri,<br \/>\nC\u00e2te se vor duce, oare,<br \/>\nPe gablon\u021buri, rujuri, farduri?<\/p>\n<p>Dintre sute de imagini<br \/>\nCu feti\u021be cam vulgare,<br \/>\nC\u00e2te o s\u0103 umple pagini<br \/>\nDe reviste \u0219i ziare?<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot s\u0103-n\u021beleg nicicum<br \/>\nCare-s idealurile,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd te \u00eenso\u021besc la drum<br \/>\nV\u00e2nturile, valurile.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>No, nu-i bai!<\/strong><br \/>\nAm auzit c-un molcom ardelean<br \/>\nAvea-n ciopor o sut\u0103 de oi\u021be,<br \/>\nDe fapt, o sut\u0103 una, c\u0103ci, de-un an,<br \/>\nS-a procopsit c-o oaie mai cu fi\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>A botezat-o Mia \u0219i-a-ncercat<br \/>\nS-o mai calmeze, c\u0103ci era vioaie<br \/>\nDar, din p\u0103cate, f\u0103r\u0103 rezultat,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci Mia&#8230; o f\u0103cea mereu de oaie.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel nec\u0103jea, cu stilul ei rebel,<br \/>\n\u00cen orice zi, ovina cea zglobie,<br \/>\nDar ardeleanul nostru, calm de fel,<br \/>\nZicea mereu: \u201eAt\u00e2ta bai s\u0103 fie!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-a fost chiar bai, c\u0103 Mia, \u00eentr-o zi,<br \/>\nC\u0103zu de pe o str\u00e2nc\u0103, dintr-odat\u0103,<br \/>\nIar dup\u0103 dumneaei, c\u00e2t ai clipi,<br \/>\nS-a aruncat \u00een r\u00e2p\u0103 turma toat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ciobanul, calm, constat\u0103 tragedia<br \/>\n\u0218i spune, molf\u0103ind \u00eencet un pai:<br \/>\n\u201eNo \u2013 vorba aia \u2013 unde-o mers ea, Mia,<br \/>\n\u0218i suta poate merge! Niciun bai!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Sanda Nicucie<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Dac\u0103 unire nu e, nimic nu e&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hai s\u0103 d\u0103m\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nHai s\u0103 ne unim \u0219i-n pace s\u0103 m-a\u0219tep\u021bi la Prim\u0103rie,<br \/>\nCu-n buchet din toate cele \u0219i-un bilet din ce-o s\u0103 fie.<br \/>\nCu priviri \u00eempreunate-n vin de zor \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne creasc\u0103 printre da-uri pofta noastr\u0103 literar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne prindem \u00een t\u0103cere frunzuli\u021be verzi pe de\u0219te.<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne pupe to\u021bi de-a valma unde-o fi \u0219i, cre\u0219tine\u0219te,<br \/>\n\u0218i primarul ce, degrab\u0103, ne va duce-n M\u0103n\u0103stirea<br \/>\nUnde tu \u0219i eu, de-o sut\u0103, vom pecetlui unirea.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne c\u00e2nte gospodarii p\u00e2n\u0103 ne-or culca coco\u0219ii<br \/>\nHor\u0103 mare s\u0103 \u00eencing\u0103 mo\u0219ulicele cu mo\u0219ii.<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne plimbe-aghiotan\u021bii r\u00e2nduri, r\u00e2nduri cu b\u0103rcu\u021ba<br \/>\n\u0218i-n costume populare s\u0103 ne-mbrace doamna U\u021ba.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 poz\u0103m \u00een grup \u0219i solo cu berbecul la pro\u021bap<br \/>\n\u0218i din berea cea de cas\u0103 s\u0103 ne-ntrecem \u021bap cu \u021bap.<br \/>\nPrin ceaunul cu fasole s\u0103-alerg\u0103m de-o afum\u0103tur\u0103,<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u2019 ne-om pierde c\u00e2te unul, stan-gr\u0103mad\u0103, casc\u0103-gur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 ne unim degrab\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 zorii ni se-ng\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne d\u0103m cu puncte, puncte, hai s\u0103 d\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 r\u0103sun\u0103<br \/>\nIntegrarea noastr\u0103-n datini, cu dorin\u021ba absolut\u0103!<br \/>\nS\u0103 tr\u0103im re\u00eentregirea, m\u0103car azi, la ani o &#8230; sut\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Re\u00eentregire (Rondel de Gur\u0103 Mare)<\/strong><br \/>\nCare mai de care, domni \u0219i Doamne-ajut\u0103<br \/>\nUna dup\u0103 dup\u0103 alta vin \u0219i mor iubiri.<br \/>\nA-nceput concursul, cea mai cea o sut\u0103<br \/>\nVa fi cap de list\u0103 peste m\u00e2n\u0103stiri.<\/p>\n<p>Vor b\u0103tea m\u0103t\u0103nii, clopote-n redut\u0103<br \/>\nVor lansa jura\u021bii, hoarda de martiri.<br \/>\nCare mai de care, domni \u0219i Doamne-ajut\u0103<br \/>\nUna dup\u0103 dup\u0103 alta vin \u0219i mor iubiri.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, \u00een fond, nu-i premiu cel care-i permut\u0103<br \/>\nPe poe\u021bi, ci dorul unei \u00eentregiri,<br \/>\nDe meleag \u0219i glie bine-ntre\u021binut\u0103-<br \/>\nNu conteaz\u0103 ceasul din plec\u0103ri-veniri,<br \/>\nCare mai de care, domni pe doamne-ajut\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>S\u0103-mi iau \u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nS\u0103-mi iau cu tine nunt\u0103 \u0219i mun\u0163i de-ngrijorare,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu ne vin mesenii ca vinul s\u0103-l \u00eenceap\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i nu ne joac\u0103-n hor\u0103, c\u0103ma\u0219a, soacra mare,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd sfin\u0163i-n calendare o s\u0103-l prefac\u0103-n ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-mi iau cu tine-o sut\u0103 de vie\u0163i la \u00eent\u00e2mplare<br \/>\nS\u0103 le-arunc\u0103m la zaruri p\u00e2n\u0103-n a suta groap\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cen locuri cu verdea\u0163\u0103, ca bonus fostul pap\u0103<br \/>\nCe va c\u00e2nta prohodul, \u00een cor cu bocitoare.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-mi iau cu tine lun\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 o-ngrop \u00een miere<br \/>\n\u0218i roi cu roi, albine s-o-nghit\u0103 pentru noi.<br \/>\nS\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219erpi pe limb\u0103 cu merii plini cu mere,<br \/>\nEu urc \u00een beci cenu\u0219a \u0219i paiele-ntr-o joi.<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu fie nici suta ci ultima-nviere.<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi iau\u2026 Nu iau nimica! Doar vorbele-napoi.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Janet Nica<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Eucalipt<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nPOVESTE DE ADORMIT ADUL\u0162II<\/strong><br \/>\nA fost demult, \u0103h\u0103!&#8230; un mo\u015f<br \/>\nVecin c-o bab\u0103 cam trufa\u015f\u0103.<br \/>\nAvea mo\u015fneagul un coco\u015f,<br \/>\nIar baba &#8211; contra!- o\u2026 cocoa\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ani, o sut\u0103-au stat \u00een loc,<br \/>\nSim\u0163ind c\u0103 parc\u0103 se sufoc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen pieptul lui mocnea un foc,<br \/>\n\u00cen pieptul ei mocnea o\u2026 foc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Fiind, oleac\u0103, arm\u0103sar,<br \/>\nPleca mo\u015fneagu-a\u0219a, spre sear\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei sta, vis\u00e2nd, cu nasu-n bar,<br \/>\nIar baba sta cu nasu-n\u2026 bar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Era, pe-atunci, apropitar,<br \/>\nUn \u0163ar cu mintea cam sprin\u0163ar\u0103;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd mo\u015fu-ades pleca la \u0163ar,<br \/>\nVecina lui pleca la\u2026 \u0163ar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ciuda greului urcu\u015f,<br \/>\nTriste\u0163ea fuse juc\u0103u\u015f\u0103.<br \/>\nAvuse mo\u015ful ani de tu\u015f,<br \/>\nAvuse baba ani de\u2026 tu\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ei n-adunar\u0103 miere-n stup,<br \/>\nFu cam s\u0103rac\u0103-a vie\u0163ii sup\u0103.<br \/>\nMo\u015fneagul s-a luptat c-un lup,<br \/>\nIar baba s-a luptat c-o\u2026 lup\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103dind un nuc, s\u0103 fie hram,<br \/>\nS\u0103 aib\u0103-n fapt egal\u0103 vam\u0103,<br \/>\nCrescu spre mo\u015f un dulce ram,<br \/>\nSpre bab\u0103-n schimb, crescu o\u2026 ram\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>N\u0103scut pe un str\u0103in t\u0103r\u00e2m,<br \/>\nMo\u0219neagul, slab ca o par\u00e2m\u0103,<br \/>\nFiind latin, tr\u0103gea la R\u00e2m\u2026<br \/>\nIar baba, des, tr\u0103gea la\u2026 r\u00e2m\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Nesuport\u00e2nd al vremii jug,<br \/>\nSpre nemurire-au vrut s\u0103 fug\u0103,<br \/>\nDar mo\u015ful fuse ars pe rug,<br \/>\nIar baba ars\u0103 fu pe\u2026 rug\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei la poman\u0103, mare chin,<br \/>\nS\u0103tenii-n turm\u0103-au vrut s\u0103 vin\u0103.<br \/>\nAcas\u2019 la mo\u015f b\u0103ur\u0103 vin,<br \/>\nLa d\u00e2nsa, to\u0163i b\u0103ur\u0103\u2026 vin\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>LA TOAMN\u0102, SE VA DA O LEGE<br \/>\nPRIN CARE B\u0102RBA\u021aII NU MAI AU VOIE<br \/>\n\u0218\u0102-\u0218I BAT\u0102 SO\u021aIILE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Azi, cu for\u021b\u0103,  e cerut\u0103<br \/>\nO schimbare sut\u0103-n sut\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 putem \u0219i noi a spune<br \/>\nC\u0103 f\u0103cur\u0103m o minune.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenainte, lumea \u0219tie,<br \/>\nSe tr\u0103ia \u00een armonie,<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi b\u0103teai so\u021bia rar,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 un str\u0103bun orar!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103-acuma, se-n\u021belege,<br \/>\nSe va da o nou\u0103 lege<br \/>\n\u0218i exact din toamna asta,<br \/>\nNu mai po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi ba\u021bi nevasta.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, prin legea care fi-va,<br \/>\nSe-ngusteaz\u0103 perspectiva:<br \/>\nNi se cer instincte calme,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd nevasta cere palme!<\/p>\n<p>Dar muierea neb\u0103tut\u0103<br \/>\nEste pururea-n derut\u0103,<br \/>\nDrept urmare, \u00een deriv\u0103,<br \/>\nEa devine depresiv\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen concluzie, declar<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 fie foarte clar:<br \/>\nC-un a\u0219a demers ridicol,<br \/>\nNa\u021biunea e-n pericol!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNUI PROASP\u0102T \u00ceNSUR\u0102\u021aEL<\/strong><br \/>\nLa ani, o sut\u0103, ieri, vecinul<br \/>\nS-a \u00eensurat, sfid\u00e2nd hazardul,<br \/>\nDeci, nu conteaz\u0103 buletinul,<br \/>\nNici dragostea, ci numai\u2026cardul !<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i descifr\u00e2nd, acum, hazadul<br \/>\nDin anecdota cu vecinul :<br \/>\nAzi nu conteaz\u0103-n sine, cardul,<br \/>\nCi doar acel ce \u0219tie\u2026 PIN-ul!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd prize &#8211; Valentin David<\/h4>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Motto: Hagi Tudose<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0218obolanul \u0219i ca\u0219cavalul<\/strong><br \/>\nUn \u0219obolan, ce f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103, de ani de zile s-a-nfruptat<br \/>\n\u0218i s-a-gr\u0103\u0219at peste m\u0103sur\u0103, fur\u00e2nd pe rupte de la stat,<br \/>\nAcumul\u00e2nd peste hotare castele, conturi dolofane,<br \/>\n\u00cen care stau \u00eenghesuite cu sutele de milioane,<br \/>\nVazu cum \u0219ade nep\u0103zit\u0103 \u00eentr-o c\u0103mar\u0103, o bucat\u0103,<br \/>\nDe cascaval, \u00eembietoare, cu un miros ce te \u00eembat\u0103.<br \/>\nProbabil, dintr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare, c\u0103 paznicul, un nea Cais\u0103<br \/>\nPlec\u00e2nd probabil la plimbare l\u0103sase u\u0219a larg deschis\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ia stai m\u0103i frate c\u0103 e rostul s\u0103 dau o nou\u0103 lovitur\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-am mai pus de mult\u0103 vreme un strop de ca\u0219caval \u00een gur\u0103,<br \/>\nDe\u0219i am gr\u00e2ne \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103, \u0219i-am str\u00eens averi spectaculoase,<br \/>\nAm iaht o vil\u0103 cu piscin\u0103 \u0219i-n capital\u0103 \u0219apte case,<br \/>\nDe cascaval acum am poft\u0103, de ap\u0103 mi-este plin\u0103 gura,<br \/>\nChiar dac\u0103 simt c\u0103 de asear\u0103 m\u0103 arde \u00een stomac friptura!<br \/>\nCum ca\u0219cavalu-i luase ochii fiind pe mas\u0103, la vedere,<br \/>\nP\u0103\u0219i tiptil cu sacu-n spate \u00een z\u0103brelita \u00eenc\u0103pere,<br \/>\nDar c\u00e2nd pe prad\u0103 puse m\u00e2na \u0219i-a pus guzganul pofta-n cui,<br \/>\nC\u0103 se \u00eenchise la capcan\u0103, cu zgomot, u\u0219a-n urma lui!<\/p>\n<p>Morala<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd roz\u0103toarele-s lovite de-al l\u0103comiei handicap<br \/>\n\u00cen doz\u0103 mare, ca\u0219cavalul, le poate da dureri de cap!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Concert cu c\u00e2ntec<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen mijlocul p\u0103durii, \u00eentr-un stejar stufos,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nta privighetoarea un tril melodios,<br \/>\nIar jos, \u00een umbra deas\u0103, o asculta-nc\u00e2ntat\u0103<br \/>\nSuflarea din p\u0103dure, sublim \u00eenfiorat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen plin concert, \u00een zgard\u0103 c-un brav foxterier,<br \/>\nTrecu cu pu\u0219ca-n m\u00e2n\u0103 un m\u00e2r\u0219av braconier<br \/>\nCe auzind concertul \u0219i notele acute<br \/>\nCrezu c\u0103 e momentul s\u0103-mpu\u0219te ni\u0219te sute,<br \/>\nPun\u00e2nd privighetoarea care c\u00e2nta cu foc,<br \/>\nS\u0103 c\u00e2nte-n colivie \u00een zi de iarmaroc.<br \/>\nA doua zi se-ntoarse cu be\u021bele cu clei,<br \/>\nPe care pres\u0103rase gr\u0103un\u021bele de mei,<br \/>\nSi-a capturat degrab\u0103 modesta  zbur\u0103toare,<br \/>\nCe c\u0103uta, naiv\u0103, fl\u00e2m\u00e2nd\u0103, de m\u00e2ncare.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103rmana p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103, ajuns\u0103-ntre z\u0103brele,<br \/>\nNu mai c\u00e2nta ca-n codru sub cerul plin de stele,<br \/>\nCi rev\u0103rsa din gu\u0219\u0103 doar c\u00e2ntece de jale<br \/>\nDe l\u0103crimau s\u0103tenii ce-i \u00eent\u00e2lneau \u00een cale.<br \/>\n\u00cen valul de proteste porni o h\u0103rm\u0103laie,<br \/>\nPrimind braconierul \u0219i-o mama de b\u0103taie,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci oamenii croindu-l cu b\u00e2tele pe spate,<br \/>\nL\u0103sar\u0103 zbur\u0103toarea s\u0103 zboare-n libertate! <\/p>\n<p>Morala<br \/>\nZ\u00e2mbe\u0219te p\u0103s\u0103rica \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103 fericit\u0103,<br \/>\nDoar dac\u0103 se g\u0103se\u0219te pe craca potrivit\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Ironia sor\u021bii<\/strong><br \/>\nUn parior dres\u0103 un cimpanzeu,<br \/>\nCe-a deveni ne\u00eentrecut jocheu.<br \/>\nEra u\u0219or, agil, cu gur\u0103 mare,<br \/>\nIar calul relaxat p\u0103rea s\u0103 zboare.<br \/>\nCa \u0219i trofeu, acest jocheu cu blan\u0103,<br \/>\nSe mul\u021bumea, modest, cu o banan\u0103,<br \/>\nPe c\u0103nd st\u0103p\u00e2nul s\u0103u cu rang de Sir,<br \/>\n\u00ce\u0219i \u00eendesa cu sutele-n \u00een chimir.<br \/>\nUrm\u00e2nd o competi\u021bie-nsemnat\u0103,<br \/>\nSt\u0103p\u00e2nul, lacom, l-a \u00eenscris pe dat\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i-avid s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 bariere<br \/>\nA pariat \u00eentreaga sa avere.<br \/>\nMaimu\u021ba cu cascheta sa v\u0103rgat\u0103,<br \/>\nLu\u0103 un start lansat, ca o s\u0103geat\u0103,<br \/>\nL\u0103s\u00eend plutonu-n spate cam o mil\u0103,<br \/>\nZbur\u00e2nd spre o victorie facil\u0103.<br \/>\nCand mai avea din curs\u0103 o zecime,<br \/>\nSubit v\u0103zu maimu\u021ba \u00een mul\u021bime,<br \/>\nUn prichindel cu plete lungi, b\u0103lane,<br \/>\nCe-avea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2teva banane.<br \/>\nAplaudat\u0103 \u0219i fiind pe val,<br \/>\nS\u0103ri maimu\u021ba grabnic de pe cal<br \/>\n\u0218i alerg\u0103 la copila\u0219, pe dat\u0103,<br \/>\nCrez\u00e2nd c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie premiat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Morala<br \/>\nPe cai \u00eenal\u021bi, avem \u00een cap de \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nMul\u021bimi de cimpanzei, ce vor s\u0103 par\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 au, vremelnic, tr\u0103s\u0103turi umane&#8230;<br \/>\nDar sunt \u00eennebuni\u021bi dup\u0103 banane!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1st Prize &#8211; Petronela Vali Slavu 1st Prize &#8211; Sanda Nicucie 2nd Prize &#8211; Janet Nica 3rd prize &#8211; Valentin David<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8105,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8139","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ 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