{"id":8125,"date":"2020-06-17T19:14:18","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8125"},"modified":"2020-07-14T20:12:31","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T20:12:31","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2018","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-28-2018\/premianti-epigrama-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

1st Prize – Marian Gr\u0103jdeanu<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: “Primum …bibere”<\/strong><\/p>\n

FERRARI, ZICI?<\/strong>
\nC\u0103 vechiul meu Trabant mai corespunde,
\nV-aduc un argument la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103:
\nAm prins o sut\u0103 doar \u00een trei secunde…
\n(R\u0103mas pe Transalpina f\u0103r\u0103 fr\u00e2n\u0103!)<\/p>\n

SO\u021aIA EDITORULUI<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd trece, pe c\u00e2ntar, de-o sut\u0103,
\nDe\u0219i sub\u021bire-a fost cl\u0103dit\u0103,
\nMi-i clar c\u0103-n form\u0103 rev\u0103zut\u0103
\nE foarte mult ad\u0103ugit\u0103!<\/p>\n

FILOSOFIE ANCESTRAL\u0102<\/strong>
\nFluier\u00e2nd pe game cu bemoli,
\nMedita ciobanul cu opinci:
\nC\u00e2nd P\u0103m\u00e2ntul are doar doi poli,
\nCum de-o sut\u0103 are… numai cinci?!
\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nAMPUTAREA LEFURILOR – M\u0102SUR\u0102 CONTROVERSAT\u0102<\/strong>
\nNu po\u021bi duce-o via\u021b\u0103 cumsecade
\n\u00cen raport cu norma absolut\u0103,
\nNici la minus dou\u0103-\u0219-cinci de grade,
\nNici la minus dou\u0103-\u0219-cinci la sut\u0103!<\/p>\n

HUMOR 38…(\u00een amfibrah)<\/strong>
\nNici bani \u0219i nici diplome-n rame
\nNu vreau de la o competi\u021bie,
\nCi doar s\u0103 prezint epigrame
\n\u0218i-n cea de-a o suta edi\u021bie!!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Florin Rotaru<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: centurionul<\/strong><\/p>\n

Flirt<\/strong>
\nM-a fermecat c-un z\u00e2mbet juna
\n\u015ei-am \u00eentrebat-o la derut\u0103:
\n\u201cVrei s\u0103-\u021bi dau soarele sau luna?\u201d
\nEa mi-a \u015foptit discret: \u201co sut\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n

Statistici<\/strong>
\n\u00cen tinere\u021be, c\u00e2nd eram holtei,
\nM-am bucurat \u015fi eu din plin de via\u021b\u0103
\n\u015ei am iubit vreo sut\u0103 de femei
\n(Trei dintre ele chiar au fost de fa\u021b\u0103).<\/p>\n

Speran\u021be<\/strong>
\nEu cu timpul \u00een disput\u0103
\nN-am s\u0103 intru \u00een zadar,
\nPoate n-oi tr\u0103i o sut\u0103,
\nDar m\u0103car un centenar.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nMetamorfoza conjugal\u0103<\/strong>
\nL-a cuprins de-un timp deruta:
\nSoa\u021ba-i, fost\u0103 top model,
\nA ajuns s\u0103 bat\u0103 suta
\n\u015ei, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, pe el.<\/p>\n

Pe \u015fosea<\/strong>
\n\u00cen trafic este foarte cunoscut\u0103,
\n\u00cen special pe drumuri rutiere
\nDe regul\u0103, ea merge cu o sut\u0103,
\nDar este loc \u015fi de negociere.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Lauren\u021biu Ghi\u021b\u0103<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: O sut\u0103-ajut\u0103 !<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Pesc\u0103reasc\u0103”<\/strong>
\nTehnici pesc\u0103re\u015fti ne-nva\u0163\u0103
\nC\u0103 o \u015ftiuc\u0103 mai crescut\u0103
\nMu\u015fc\u0103 mult mai iute,-n pia\u0163\u0103,
\nLa h\u00e2rtia de o sut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Motiva\u0163ie<\/strong>
\nSper\u00e2nd c\u0103 un denun\u021b \u00eel mai ajut\u0103,
\nS-a dus la birt \u0219i-a dat pe g\u00e2t o sut\u0103;
\nAv\u00e2nd curaj, se duse mai apoi
\nLa procuror,… s\u0103 dea \u00een g\u00e2t vreo doi!<\/p>\n

Secretul longevit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>
\nUn sfat de la medicii contemporani
\nCitim \u00een gazete la dou\u0103-trei zile:
\nDe vrei s\u0103 ajungi c\u0103tre-o sut\u0103 de ani,
\nEvit\u0103 s-ajungi c\u0103tre-o sut\u0103 de kile!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\nSut\u0103 la sut\u0103 la alegeri!<\/strong>
\nO sut\u0103 e-un procent destul de mare,
\nCare confirm\u0103 practic procedeul
\nPrin care,-n multe sate, la votare,
\nE minimul ce-l scoate PSD-ul!<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, chiar a\u015fa!<\/strong>
\nSunt necesare-n actul de crea\u0163ie
\n\u015ei de interpretare, ori\u015fic\u00e2t,
\nO sut\u0103 de procente inspira\u0163ie.
\n(\u015ei expira\u0163ie, zic eu, cam tot pe-at\u00e2t)!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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