{"id":8099,"date":"2020-06-17T17:21:51","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T17:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=8099"},"modified":"2020-07-13T22:25:17","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T22:25:17","slug":"premianti-epigrama-2019","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-29-2019\/premianti-epigrama-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Epigram winners 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

1st Prize – Florin Rotaru<\/h4>\n
\nMotto: Sus paharul! <\/strong><\/p>\n

1.\t\u00cemp\u0103r\u021bire cu rest<\/strong>
\nVecina de la deal de noi
\n\u00cemparte dragostea la doi
\n\u0218i-oric\u00e2t ar face-o ea de bine,
\nR\u0103m\u00e2ne rest \u0219i pentru mine.<\/p>\n

2.\tArmonie conjugal\u0103<\/strong>
\n\u00cen tinere\u021be dintr-un m\u0103r mu\u0219cam
\n\u0218i am\u00e2ndoi din el ne s\u0103turam
\n\u0218i-am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit la mere \u00eentr-at\u00e2t
\nC\u0103 sunt s\u0103tul \u0219i ast\u0103zi… p\u00e2n\u0103-n g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

3.\tChichi\u021be avoc\u0103\u021be\u0219ti
\nAm divor\u021bat civilizat
\n\u0218i la partaj ne-am \u00eemp\u0103cat;
\nCeva cred, totu\u0219i, c\u0103 nu-i bine,
\nC\u0103 soacra a r\u0103mas cu mine…
\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n4.\tLa succesiune<\/strong>
\nS\u0103 \u00eemplineasc\u0103-al tat\u0103lui cuv\u00e2nt,
\nCopiii-\u00eempart o palm\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt;
\nDiscu\u021biile, totu\u0219i, nu-s prea calme,
\nC\u0103-s unii care cer mai multe palme.<\/p>\n

5.\tVoca\u021bie (nuan\u021be)<\/strong>
\nLa Humor, porni\u021bi pe glume,
\nUmori\u0219tii azi sosesc,
\nUnii se \u00eempart la lume,
\nAl\u021bii doar se risipesc.
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

2nd Prize – Ionu\u021b Daniel \u021auc\u0103<\/h4>\n

Motto: O lume minunat\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n\u00cen templul zei\u021bei Themis<\/strong>
\nSe-mpart de-a valma \u00een cetatea
\nZei\u021bei Themis celei calme:
\nAveri, pedepse, pumni, sudalme,
\nBa, c\u00e2teodat\u0103, \u0219i… dreptatea.<\/p>\n

Bun\u0103 vecin\u0103tate<\/strong>
\nCu-al meu vecin \u00eempart hotarul,
\n\u00cempart merindele, paharul
\n\u0218i munca asta blestemat\u0103.
\nMuierea, nu. I-o dau pe toat\u0103!<\/p>\n

Avarul<\/strong>
\nPlus\u00e2nd \u00een via\u021b\u0103 ca nebunu`,
\nAverea zilnic \u0219i-o spore\u0219te,
\n\u00cen g\u00e2nd adun\u0103 \u0219i-nmul\u021be\u0219te
\n\u0218i-mparte exclusiv… la unu.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n

Politicienii rom\u00e2ni<\/strong>
\nO clas\u0103 de esen\u021b\u0103 pur\u0103
\nCe se divide-n chip divin
\n\u00cen tagma celor care fur\u0103
\n\u0218i-a \u0103lora care-i sus\u021bin.<\/p>\n

Apropo de condi\u021bie<\/strong>
\nTr\u0103iesc o \u00eencurcat\u0103 dram\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci nici nu \u0219tiu ce-i mai u\u0219or:
\nS\u0103 bag Humoru-n epigram\u0103
\nSau epigrama \u00een Humor?
\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

\n

3rd Prize – Janet Nica<\/h4>\n

Motto: ESCONDIDO<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nEchilibru<\/strong>
\nC\u00e2nd de amante dor m-apuc\u0103,
\nM\u0103-mpart, zic eu, echilibrat,
\nC\u0103ci, de la una, plec plouat,
\nIar ceal\u0103lalt\u0103 m\u0103 usuc\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cemp\u0103r\u021bire f\u0103r\u0103 zecimale<\/strong>
\nCum \u00eemi iubesc vecina, scos din fire,
\nB\u0103rbatul ei cu ur\u0103 m-a lovit:
\nNe-am dat picioare, palme, \u00een ne\u0219tire,
\nDoar pumnii-n mod egal, i-am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit!<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103\u2026Don Juan<\/strong>
\n\u00cencredin\u021bat, cum \u0219tie natul
\nC\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 are pe\u0219te balta,
\nCu soa\u021ba mea \u00eempart doar patul,
\nSalariul \u00eel \u00eempart cu alta!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

\n

Recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103<\/strong>
\nSo\u021bia mea, privind spre m\u00e2\u00eene,
\nExemplu-n via\u021ba asta scurt\u0103,
\nA \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit cu mine-o p\u00e2ine,
\nDe\u0219i veneam acas\u0103, turt\u0103!<\/p>\n

Deie Domnul!<\/strong>
\nS-ajung pe la Humor, de-a\u021bi cere
\nS\u0103-mpart, cu voi, o bucurie,
\nM\u0103 rog la cer s\u0103-mi dea putere,
\n\u0218tiind c\u0103 voi \u00eemi da\u021bi\u2026t\u0103rie!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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