Moto: “Z\u00e2mbete str\u00e2mbe”<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103zu sfios m\u0103ritul sf\u00e2nt, -Eu pl\u00e2ng, sfin\u021bia ta, \u0219i pl\u00e2ng amarnic; -\u0218tiu, fiule, ave\u021bi firi prea docile, \u0218i nu mai spun c-o bab\u0103 la slujb\u0103,-n Joia Mare C\u00e2nd pe ciobanul h\u00e2tru \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 amabil De la nepot aude-o fanfar\u0103 pe Tik Tok; Dar m\u00e2ndrele de-atuncea acu-s trecute bine -Ai auzit, Ilean\u0103, primarul ce-a f\u0103cut? A dat \u0219i gr\u00e2u, parale, de toate pentru to\u021bi; -Vorbe\u0219ti tr\u0103sn\u0103i, Vasile, damblaua te-a lovit \u0218i ca s\u0103-nchei cu-o strof\u0103 tocmit\u0103 \u00een silabe
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\n\u00cemi \u021biuie urechile cu r\u00e2ndul
\nP\u00e2n` pensia m\u0103rit\u0103 mi-o vor da,
\nMi-e tare team\u0103 c\u0103 voi deceda.
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\n\u0218i-avu dreptate c\u0103, fiind de partea
\nAcestor g\u00e2nduri, se-nt\u00e2lni cu Moartea
\nCe-l scoase dintr-o agitat\u0103 soart\u0103
\n\u0218i poposi la Sf\u00e2ntul Petru-n poart\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nC\u0103 e-mpietrit, nu scoate un cuv\u00e2nt,
\n\u00cel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe t\u00e2mpla lui cea st\u00e2ng\u0103
\n\u0218i-atunci b\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00eencepu s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nGuvernul devenise-a\u0219a de darnic…
\n\u0218i ne-a promis la to\u021bi un trai bogat
\nTaman acum c\u00e2nd Moartea m-a luat!<\/p>\n
\nIar ei v\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103lesc de ani de zile;
\nNu-\u021bi par\u0103 r\u0103u, nici nu mai sta mofluz,
\nC\u0103-n lumea voastr\u0103, toate sunt Fake News!<\/p>\n
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\nCiobanul, mi se pare a fi mereu confuz.
\nSus\u021bine c\u0103 tot ca\u0219u-i din lapte de la oaie
\nF\u0103cut, dar lumea \u0219tie c\u0103 \u0103sta e Fake News.<\/p>\n
\n\u00cei tot \u0219optea vecinei cam tare de auz,
\nDe sesiz\u0103 \u0219i popa cum c\u0103, \u00een galantare,
\nSe vinde ca\u0219ul ieftin \u0219i, iat\u0103-un alt Fake News!<\/p>\n
\nDe zvonul ce-l aflase f\u0103c\u00e2nd, fire\u0219te, uz,
\nNu ezit\u0103 br\u00e2nzarul a fi dezagreabil
\nSpun\u00e2nd \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 popii c\u0103 nu-i dec\u00e2t… Fake News.
\nP\u0103rintele-n bl\u00e2nde\u021bea-i ce-o are de o vreme,
\nAmenin\u021b\u0103 cu iadul ca orice om mofluz
\n\u0218i-a\u0219a ciobanul prinse haioasele blesteme
\nCe puse pe facebook-uri nu sunt dec\u00e2t Fake News.
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\n\u0218i-acum, de trag concluzii, nu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenfurii
\n\u0218i nici nu vreau ca gestu-mi s\u0103 par\u0103 un abuz,
\nDar versurile-acestea-s motive pentru jurii
\nDe-a-mi acorda un premiu! Iar \u0103sta-i, clar Fake News!…<\/p>\n
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\nSe sprijin\u0103 de poart\u0103, se uit\u0103 peste gard,
\nAr vrea s\u0103 bat\u0103 drumul, s\u0103 nu mai stea acas\u0103,
\nC\u0103 inima \u00eei pl\u00e2nge \u0219i patimile-l ard.<\/p>\n
\nFecior se vede iar\u0103, cu g\u00e2ndu-n amintire,
\nC\u00e2nd t\u0103lpile \u00een hor\u0103 nu-i mai st\u0103teau de loc,
\nLe \u00eenv\u00e2rtea pe fete p\u00e2n\u0103-\u0219i ie\u0219eau din fire.<\/p>\n
\n\u0218i au probleme multe de v\u0103z \u0219i de auz.
\nC\u00e2nd se-nt\u00e2lnesc la poart\u0103 e greu a se ab\u021bine
\nDe a dezbate aprig cam tot ce e Fake News.<\/p>\n
\nN-a dat la lume gr\u00e2ul, \u0219i \u0103sta-i un abuz.
\nIar mo\u0219ul intervine cu glasu-i cam pierdut:
\n-Ce-at\u00e2ta vorb\u0103rie, nu \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 e Fake News?<\/p>\n
\nChiar eu acum cinci zile luat-am cucuruz,
\n\u0218i nu mai sta\u021bi aiurea, c\u0103 dac\u0103 le soco\u021bi,
\nPalavrele acestea nu sunt dec\u00e2t… Fake News!<\/p>\n
\n\u0218i vede toat\u0103 lumea c-ai devenit confuz;
\nAi fi luat \u00een urm\u0103 cu ani ce-ai pomenit,
\nAcuma, \u00eens\u0103, vorba ce-o sco\u021bi e tot Fake News!<\/p>\n
\nC\u0103 timpul trece-aiurea \u0219i treaba mi-o \u00eencurc\u0103,
\nS\u0103 fi\u021bi convin\u0219i c\u0103-oriunde se-adun\u0103 mo\u0219i \u0219i babe,
\nFake News-ul, ca \u0219i vinul, le d\u0103 stuchit la furc\u0103!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"