{"id":10077,"date":"2022-07-08T21:50:58","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T21:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=10077"},"modified":"2022-07-08T21:59:17","modified_gmt":"2022-07-08T21:59:17","slug":"mentiunea-1-maria-chirtoaca","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/mentiunea-1-maria-chirtoaca\/","title":{"rendered":"Men\u021biunea 1 &#8211; Maria Chirtoac\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">1st Mention &#8211; Maria Chirtoac\u0103<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Ha! Hi!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Coment\u00e2nd o \u0219tire<\/strong><br \/>\n(Rondel)<br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nPresa scrie \u2013 o scorneal\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nC\u0103 m-a dus de nas nevasta<br \/>\n\u0218i c-un om bogat m\u0103-n\u0219al\u0103.<br \/>\nEu nu cred nimic \u0219i basta!<\/p>\n<p>Dar m\u0103 ia cu ame\u021beal\u0103<br \/>\nDac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la asta:<br \/>\nPresa scrie \u2013 o scorneal\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nC\u0103 m-a dus de nas nevasta.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 nu-i aici n\u0103pasta:<br \/>\nDe f\u0103cea cu el tocmeal\u0103,<br \/>\nSe-alegea cu vil\u0103, proasta<br \/>\n\u0218i aveam o socoteal\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Presa scrie, da-i scorneal\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Scrisoare presei<\/strong><br \/>\n(Sonet)<\/p>\n<p>Ciudate \u0219tiri din pres\u0103 m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nAud c\u0103 mor vitejii sub creneluri<br \/>\n\u0218i case ard \u0219i lacrimi nu se zv\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nDe-aceea fabric arme din o\u021beluri.<\/p>\n<p>Cum \u0219i TV-ul ast\u0103zi ne-nsp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nEu vreau s\u0103 ap\u0103r lumea de m\u0103celuri,<br \/>\nR\u0103zboiul, dragi prieteni, nu m\u0103-nc\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t profit de el \u00een multe feluri.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd \u00een lume fiara asta vine<br \/>\n\u0218i iar aduce-n jurul lui belele,<br \/>\nEu sar \u00een lupt\u0103-a\u0219a cum se cuvine.<\/p>\n<p>Cu for\u021ba mea v\u0103 pot feri de rele,<br \/>\nMereu iau partea celor slabi, da-i bine<br \/>\nS\u0103 am ceva folos din toate cele!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>\u0218tirea fals\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n(Triolet)<br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 damful ei persist\u0103<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu o faci s\u0103 tac\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o ui\u021bi prea iute dac\u0103<br \/>\nNu-\u021bi \u021bii nasul \u00een batist\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 damful ei persist\u0103&#8230;<br \/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1st Mention &#8211; Maria Chirtoac\u0103 Moto: &#8220;Ha! 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