{"id":10072,"date":"2022-07-08T21:34:37","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T21:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=10072"},"modified":"2022-07-08T21:34:37","modified_gmt":"2022-07-08T21:34:37","slug":"premiul-3-grigore-chitul","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-32-2022\/premianti-poezie-2022\/premiul-3-grigore-chitul\/","title":{"rendered":"3’rd Prize – Grigore Chitul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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3’rd Prize – Grigore Chitul<\/h2>\n

Moto: “Asul de trefl\u0103”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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<\/div>\nCu susu-n jos<\/strong>
\n
<\/div>\nPrivesc oripilat televizorul,
\n\u00cen timp ce-un tip se chinuie s\u0103 spun\u0103
\nC\u0103 indivizi ce par pica\u0163i din lun\u0103
\nCur\u00e2nd vor pune pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt piciorul.<\/p>\n

Aceast\u0103 \u015ftire a creat furtun\u0103,
\nExtratere\u015ftrii-au \u00eengrozit poporul
\nCe sper\u0103 ca m\u0103car invadatorul
\nUn pre\u0163 mai mic, la gaz metan, s\u0103 pun\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cencremeni\u0163i \u00een lunga a\u015fteptare
\nAfl\u0103m c-apocalipsa-i iminent\u0103
\nDar \u015fi c\u0103 \u015ftirea nu e concludent\u0103,
\nC\u0103ci doi parapanti\u015fti cu casc\u0103 mare
\nCe n-au o exprimare coerent\u0103
\nSunt du\u015fi, pe sus, din pom la o Salvare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

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<\/div>\nPrecau\u0163ie<\/strong>
\n
<\/div>\n

S-a spus recent la \u015ftiri c\u0103 o omid\u0103,
\n\u00cen mod suspect g\u0103sit\u0103 decedat\u0103
\nPe-un ram de prun, a fost intoxicat\u0103
\nCu \u0163uica scurs\u0103 dintr-o crisalid\u0103.<\/p>\n

De-atunci eu nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc dec\u00e2t salat\u0103,
\nLeurd\u0103, bame, praz \u015fi conopid\u0103,
\nIar ca desert accept doar o stafid\u0103
\nCe-a fost cu biocid atent sp\u0103lat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sunt cam lihnit, dar spaima mea morbid\u0103
\nDe \u201eE\u201d-uri \u015fi m\u00e2ncare injectat\u0103
\n\u00cemi d\u0103 puterea s\u0103 mai rabd o dat\u0103,
\nS\u0103 rumeg stoic hrana insipid\u0103
\nAt\u00e2t de mult, pe \u201enet\u201d, recomandat\u0103,
\nChiar de-o s-ajung ca o efemerid\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

<\/div>\nEvolu\u0163ionism<\/strong>
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<\/div>\n

S-a scris \u00een pres\u0103 cum c\u0103 o g\u0103in\u0103
\nAr fi n\u0103scut pui vii, cu patru labe,
\nDe-au le\u015finat subit vreo dou\u0103 babe,
\nTrezite greu de SMURD cu-adrenalin\u0103.<\/p>\n

Au fost \u015fi comentarii mai neghioabe
\nG\u0103sindu-se, la urm\u0103, chiar \u015fi-o vin\u0103:
\n\u201eE clar, galinaceea-adulterin\u0103
\nA tras pe nas, \u00een loc s\u0103-nghit\u0103 boabe!\u201d<\/p>\n

Stresat, \u00een fata cripticei dileme,
\nM\u0103 uit la \u015ftiri \u015fi azi cu mare fric\u0103,
\nDe\u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se dezic\u0103
\nDe fantasmagoriile extreme,
\nC\u0103ci clo\u015fca \u00eenfiase de o vreme,
\nDe fapt, cinci pui pierdu\u0163i de o pisic\u0103.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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