Moto: “ALA BALA PORTOCALA”<\/strong><\/p>\n \u0218TIRISTUL<\/strong> Azi n-am s\u0103 ies, programul mi-l modific, Vecinele se-ntrec s\u0103-mi intre-n gra\u021bii Sunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii\u2026<\/p>\n Dinspre guvern, un breaking news baban: Pofti\u021bi la “Pr\u0103v\u0103lia cu de toate” G\u0103si\u021bi proptele pentru cei culpabili, V\u0103 oferim un set de fumigene,
\nRondel
\nSunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii,
\n\u00cen “surse” cred, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 verific,
\nCu b\u00e2rfele-s la zi, m\u0103 identific,
\n\u0218tiu despre zodii, vip-uri, combina\u021bii.<\/p>\n
\nC\u0103ci am conjunc\u021bii proaste-n constela\u021bii;
\nSunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii,
\n\u00cen surse cred, chiar dac\u0103 nu verific.<\/p>\n
\nS\u0103 facem schimb de \u0219tiri \u0219i e magnific –
\nC\u00e2nd pun \u0219i fumigene ori mistific,
\nLa g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 se prind, am palpita\u021bii.<\/p>\n
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\nCe-\u0219i spune “namb\u0103r oan” \u0219i “oratorul”,
\nCu invita\u021bi ale\u0219i la nimereal\u0103 –
\nLing\u0103i politici, buni de flec\u0103real\u0103,
\nS\u0103 nu \u00eel eclipseze pe el, starul –
\nAnun\u021b\u0103: “Subiect – Pensionarul.
\nProblema lui ne macin\u0103 \u0219i-i grav\u0103” –
\nRoste\u0219te, cu o voce cam g\u00e2ngav\u0103 –
\n“Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 bag cu\u021bitu-n ran\u0103,
\nDa-s intrigat s\u0103 \u0219tiu cum poate: – hran\u0103,
\nImpozite, medicamente, toate
\nFacturile, at\u00e2t de piperate
\n\u0218i altele, ce i-au umplut samarul –
\nPl\u0103ti \u0219i chiar la timp, Pensionarul?”
\n“P\u0103i, da”, mai zice altul, “vara asta,
\nPe-a\u0219a o criz\u0103, eu \u0219i cu nevasta,
\nNe-am str\u00e2mtorat, chiar am v\u00e2ndut o vil\u0103,<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>
\n\u0218i trei ma\u0219ini, o spun cu tot regretul,
\nC\u0103ci iahtul ne-a sec\u0103tuit bugetul.
\n\u00centreb acum \u0219i z\u0103u c\u0103-s foc \u0219i par\u0103,
\nCum de-i ajunge ast\u0103 pensioar\u0103
\nCe \u00eei \u00eencape-ntr-un c\u0103u\u0219 de m\u00e2n\u0103
\n\u0218i, culmea, vreo doi lei s\u0103-i mai r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?!”
\n“E lucru necurat aicea, frate!
\nCu-at\u00e2tea greut\u0103\u021bi ce poart\u0103-n spate,
\nB\u0103tr\u00e2n, bolnav, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i viseaz\u0103”…
\n“Pe-ascuns, e clar, vreo lege eludeaz\u0103!”
\nConcluzioneaz\u0103 gazda TV-rist\u0103,
\nElogiat de ga\u0219ca-i traseist\u0103.<\/p>\n
\n“V-am dat prea multe pensii \u00eentr-un an –
\nSe-aprob\u0103 numai \u0219ase, oameni buni,
\nLe ve\u021bi primi din dou\u0103-n dou\u0103 luni”.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n
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\nDin t\u00e2rgul marilor de\u0219ert\u0103ciuni,
\nAvem ni\u0219te produse c\u0103utate
\nDar sta\u021bi la r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi nebuni!<\/p>\n
\n\u00cen\u0103lbitor dosare de corup\u021bi
\nOri fe\u021be de bonomi \u0219i de amabili
\n\u0218i gheare lungi, s\u0103 sf\u00e2\u0219ii c\u00e2nd te lup\u021bi.<\/p>\n
\nDe \u00een politic\u0103 o s\u0103 intra\u021bi
\n\u0218i invita\u021bii seara, la Antene,
\nS\u0103 bate\u021bi c\u00e2mpii, cu ceilal\u021bi confra\u021bi.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>