{"id":10004,"date":"2022-07-08T06:25:45","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T06:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/?page_id=10004"},"modified":"2022-07-18T08:03:40","modified_gmt":"2022-07-18T08:03:40","slug":"editia-32-2022","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/en\/editii\/editia-32-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"32nd Edition &#8211; 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"su-tabs su-tabs-style-default su-tabs-mobile-scroll\" data-active=\"1\" data-scroll-offset=\"0\" data-anchor-in-url=\"no\"><div class=\"su-tabs-nav\"><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Photo Gallery<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Festival Posters<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoons Participants<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Cartoon winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Epigram winners<\/span><span class=\"\" data-url=\"\" data-target=\"blank\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">Poetry winners<\/span><\/div><div class=\"su-tabs-panes\"><div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Photo Gallery\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<h2>Duminica &#8211; 17 iulie<\/h2>\n<p>&#8211; Nunta de Aur<br \/>\n&#8211; Expozitie de arta grafica &#8211; Radu Bercea<br \/>\n&#8211; Recital de epigrama &#8211; Constantin Moldovan<br \/>\n&#8211; Stand-up Comedy si Impressions &#8211; Alexandru Arnautu Vraciu<br \/>\n\u2013 &#8220;Cyrano de Bergerac, poate &#8230;&#8221; &#8211; spectacol de si cu \u0218tefan C\u0103t\u0103lin M\u00eendru<br \/>\n&#8211; Spectacol Umoristic &#8211; Cristi Gretcu si Florin Constantin (Divertis)<\/p>\n<p>(foto: Fabian Cimpoies)<br \/>\nngg_shortcode_4_placeholder\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<h2>Sambata &#8211; 16 iulie<\/h2>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Humorul cu arte, carte si imagini&#8221; &#8211; Festivitatea de premiere a olimpicilor humoreni<br \/>\n&#8211; Trupa IDIOT &#8211; Teatru de improvizatie, spectacol<\/p>\n<h2>Vineri &#8211; 15 iulie<\/h2>\n<p>&#8211; Deschiderea Salonului International de Grafica Satirica &#8220;Umor la Gura Humorului&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; Festivitatea de premiere a sportivilor humoreni si a elevilor din cadrul Clubului Copiilor<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Stand-up Drama&#8221; &#8211; Spectacol umoristic cu Sorin Poclitaru si Stefania Iacob<br \/>\nngg_shortcode_5_placeholder\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Festival Posters\">\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoons Participants\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\nngg_shortcode_6_placeholder\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Cartoon winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10006\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10006 \"><hr>\n<h4>1st Prize &#8211; Gelu Pascal &#8211; Romania<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-27 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-27 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-27 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-27 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-27' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-722x1024.jpg 722w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-768x1089.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-1083x1536.jpg 1083w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones-400x567.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Trombones.jpg 1444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-300x213.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-1024x726.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-768x545.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-1536x1089.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News-400x284.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/News.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>2nd Prize &#8211; Roozbeh Jafarzadeh &#8211; USA<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-28 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-28 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-28 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-28 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-28' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-copy.jpg 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02-.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--1024x724.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--1536x1086.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02--400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/RoozbehJafarzadeh-USA-FakeNews-02-.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>3rd Prize &#8211; Ning Bin &#8211; China<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-29 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-29 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-29 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-29 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-29' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-Stop-Address.jpg 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-1024x724.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-1536x1086.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Author-Ning-bin-Title-The-confession-of-the-mask.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>\u201dGeorge Gavrilean\u201d Prize &#8211; Eugene Grigoriev &#8211; Ukraine<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-30 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-30 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-30 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-30 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-30' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-1024x724.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-1536x1086.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Eugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_TV.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-300x212.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-1024x725.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-768x543.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-1536x1087.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake-400x283.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ugene-Grigoriev_Ukraine_Fake.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Honorable Mention 1 &#8211; Goran Celicanin &#8211; Serbia<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-31 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-31 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-31 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-31 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-31' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"239\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-239x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-239x300.jpg 239w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-815x1024.jpg 815w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-768x966.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-1222x1536.jpg 1222w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac-400x503.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/citac.jpg 1629w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-293x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-293x300.jpg 293w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-1000x1024.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-768x786.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-1500x1536.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01-400x410.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/novine-01.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Honorable Mention 2 &#8211; Luis Fernando Hincapi\u00e9 Echeverri &#8211; Colombia<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-32 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-32 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-32 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-32 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-32' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia..jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"218\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-218x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-218x300.jpg 218w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-744x1024.jpg 744w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-768x1057.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-1116x1536.jpg 1116w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.-400x551.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FALSE-PROPHET-Fernando-Pica-Colombia..jpg 1488w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-231x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-231x300.jpg 231w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-789x1024.jpg 789w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-768x997.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-1184x1536.jpg 1184w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia-400x519.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/EIGHTH-COMMANDMENT-Fernando-Pica-Colombia.jpg 1578w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Honorable Mention 3 &#8211; Musa Gumus &#8211; Turkey<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-33 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-33 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-33 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-33 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-33' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-01.jpg 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-212x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02-400x566.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Musa-GUMUSTurkey-02.jpg 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h4>Honorable Mention 3 &#8211; Olexandr Sydorenko &#8211; Ukraine<\/h4>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-34 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-34 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-34 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-34 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-34' class='gallery galleryid-10004 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-medium'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22-225x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff-22.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11-225x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.umorlagurahumorului.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ff11.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Epigram winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10031\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10031 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">1st Prize &#8211; Florin Rotaru<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: \u201ecorespondentul presant\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p>Tema: FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p><strong>Optimism<\/strong><br \/>\nIau ziarul \u0219i pot spune<br \/>\nC\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00een vremuri faste:<br \/>\nVe\u0219tile ar fi chiar bune&#8230;<br \/>\nDe n-ar fi at\u00e2t de proaste!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Realitate distorsionat\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nDe soa\u021ba mea vecinii-mi spun mereu<br \/>\nC\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103 c-un amic de-al meu;<br \/>\nNimic mai fals, eu doar at\u00e2t v\u0103 zic:<br \/>\nNenorocitul nu \u00eemi e amic!<\/p>\n<p><strong>A\u0219tept\u0103ri nerealiste<\/strong><br \/>\nM-asigur\u0103 guvernul cu tot zelul<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u00eemi va cre\u0219te zi de zi nivelul,<br \/>\nDar am o circumspec\u021bie fireasc\u0103:<br \/>\nLa v\u00e2rsta mea, n-a\u0219 crede s\u0103-mi mai creasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>De la administra\u021bia preziden\u021bial\u0103, pe surse<\/strong><br \/>\nAm \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu ar fi o \u021beap\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i-a fost condus cu mult alai la groap\u0103,<br \/>\nDar groapa asta, dup\u0103 cum se  pare,<br \/>\nE-o gaur\u0103 de golf \u00een Baleare&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Tema: HUMOR<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ospitalitate <\/strong><br \/>\nAm un prieten bun, de prin Humor,<br \/>\nDe felul s\u0103u e  foarte primitor:<br \/>\nUn vin, o \u021buic\u0103, un c\u00e2rnat, un pe\u0219te&#8230;<br \/>\nN-ar zice niciodat\u0103 nu. Prime\u0219te.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">2nd Prize &#8211; Liviu Gogu<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Fecioarele despletite&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p>Tema: FAKE NEWS<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nRevela\u021bia unui b\u0103utor<\/strong><br \/>\nFake news-uri dau mereu n\u0103val\u0103,<br \/>\nIar eu o spun, nu m\u0103 ab\u021bin:<br \/>\nChiar nicio \u0219tire nu-i real\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci&#8230; adev\u0103ru\u2019-i doar \u00een vin!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Filosofic\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nVin \u0219tiri false \u00een rafal\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 m\u0103 sperii n-am motiv;<br \/>\nDoar minciuna e real\u0103,<br \/>\nAdev\u0103ru\u2019-i&#8230; relativ.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bune inten\u021bii<\/strong><br \/>\nDoar fake news-uri ne servesc,<br \/>\nZilnic, pe televizoare,<br \/>\nSpre-a ne proteja, firesc,<br \/>\nFi\u2019ndc\u0103 adev\u0103rul&#8230; doare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Proverbial\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nUn fake news \u00eennobileaz\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci minciuna cea mai cras\u0103,<br \/>\nDe c\u00e2nd lumea se \u201edistreaz\u0103\u201d,<br \/>\nSt\u00e2nd&#8230; cu regele la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>Proverbial\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nUn fake news \u00eennobileaz\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci minciuna cea mai cras\u0103,<br \/>\nDe c\u00e2nd lumea se \u201edistreaz\u0103\u201d,<br \/>\nSt\u00e2nd&#8230; cu regele la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Tema: HUMOR<\/p>\n<p><strong>Umor la Gura Humorului<\/strong><br \/>\nE de prim rang \u0103st festival,<br \/>\n\u0218i o s\u0103 intre \u00een folclor,<br \/>\nC\u0103-l patroneaz\u0103, anual,<br \/>\nUn fost primar de la Humor.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">Premiul III &#8211; Ion Moraru<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Cross&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p>Tema: FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Obiectivitatea&#8221; jurnalistului<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd el ades prezint\u0103 \u0219tiri,<br \/>\nDe falsul lor s\u0103 nu te miri&#8230;<br \/>\nDeviza-n cariera sa<br \/>\nE&#8230;\u201ecrede \u0219i nu cerceta\u201d!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unor politicieni<\/strong><br \/>\nUnii fac minciunii curte<br \/>\nVr\u00e2nd mereu s\u0103 ne intrige:<br \/>\n\u201eAre ea picioare scurte,<br \/>\nDar \u00eei punem&#8230;catalige!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pres\u0103 liber\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nEa face \u201ecinste\u201d ori\u0219icui<br \/>\nSlujind \u00een via\u021ba celor \u201evii\u201d<br \/>\nDe-aceea alt\u0103 pres\u0103 nu-i<br \/>\nCa teascul cel din&#8230;must\u0103rii!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>Ferocitatea presei \u00een democra\u021bie<\/strong><br \/>\nZic, atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 for\u021beaz\u0103<br \/>\nMusai gura s\u0103-mi astup:<br \/>\nPresa, c\u00e2inele de paz\u0103,<br \/>\nAzi s-a transformat \u00een&#8230;lup!<\/p>\n<p>Tema libera<\/p>\n<p><strong>Constatare<\/strong><br \/>\nRom\u00e2nul, plin de angarale,<br \/>\nPrin via\u021b\u0103 trece mai u\u0219or<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd pune-n patimile sale<br \/>\nO pic\u0103tur\u0103 de&#8230;HUMOR!                                                                 <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">Honorable mention 1 &#8211; Ion Diviza<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;GHICI CIUPERC\u0102 CE-I&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p>Tema: FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geneza fake news-ului<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd zice\u021bi c\u0103-i o f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103,<br \/>\nEu vin c-o vorb\u0103 \u00een r\u0103sp\u0103r:<br \/>\nDin jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bi de adev\u0103r<br \/>\nSe na\u0219te fake-ul de-anvergur\u0103!<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nM\u0103rturisire<\/strong><br \/>\nPrieteni, sincer s\u0103 v\u0103 spun,<br \/>\nMinciunile m\u0103 obosesc,<br \/>\nDar nu pe care le compun<br \/>\nCi doar pe care le citesc!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Idil\u0103 social\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen \u021bara m\u00e2ndrei noastre na\u021bii,<br \/>\nMereu fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u0103 de senza\u021bii<br \/>\n\u0218i a\u0219tept\u00e2nd pomeni de sus,<br \/>\nD\u0103m un regat pe un fake news!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Doliu la Moscova <\/strong><br \/>\nImpun\u0103torul car \u021barist,<br \/>\nDe-o vreme-i f\u0103r\u0103 osie<br \/>\nIar Putin azi e tare trist&#8230;<br \/>\nI-a mai murit o sosie!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p>Epigram\u0103 care con\u0163ine cuv\u00e2ntul HUMOR<\/p>\n<p><strong>Festival de epigram\u0103 \u00een Bucovina<\/strong><br \/>\nVii la Humor norocul s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eencerci,<br \/>\nAvantajat fiind de starea vremii,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd humorenii merg la str\u00e2ns ciuperci<br \/>\nIar umori\u0219tii umbl\u0103 dup\u0103 premii.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">Honorable mention 2 &#8211; Mirela Grigore<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;\u0218tire de senza\u021bie&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<strong>Unor ziare care au rezistat de-a lungul vremii<\/strong><br \/>\nAvem ziare-n eviden\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nCum existau \u0219i alt\u0103dat\u0103,<br \/>\nIar azi scriu \u0219tiri din abunden\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nDar adev\u0103ruri&#8230; niciodat\u0103!<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nO \u0219tire fals\u0103 are beneficiile ei<\/strong><br \/>\nSe scrie-n pres\u0103 de-o brunet\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103-i div\u0103 mare, dar, \u00een fine,<br \/>\nE un fake news, c\u0103 nu-i vedet\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cen schimb, nu-i bai, se vinde bine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vestea \u0219i \u0219tirea fals\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nObservi prin pres\u0103, cu uimire,<br \/>\nFake news-u\u2019-i mirul din potire,<br \/>\nIar ce v\u0103 spun, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mire,<br \/>\nO veste bun\u0103&#8230; nu-i o \u0219tire!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>Efectul de halo al \u0219tirilor false<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2nd presa ne vorbe\u0219te de juridic,<br \/>\nDe legi spre care \u021bara noastr\u0103 tinde,<br \/>\nAi s\u0103 cite\u0219ti un adev\u0103r veridic,<br \/>\nDoar din revista&#8230; care nu se vinde!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0218tirea zilei<\/strong><br \/>\nEpigrami\u0219tii de succes<br \/>\nAu scris la ,,Monitor&#8230;\u201d o \u0219tire:<br \/>\nDe n-om avea-n Humor acces,<br \/>\nVom merge to\u021bi&#8230; la M\u0103n\u0103stire!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">Honorable mention 3 &#8211; Nicolae Bunduri<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;MINCINOSUL DRACULUI&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\nTema edi\u0163iei: FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p><strong>ACCIDENT \u00ceN PARLAMENT<\/strong><br \/>\nO \u015ftire fals\u0103, nefondat\u0103,<br \/>\nAnun\u0163\u0103-un mare accident<br \/>\nCe-a zguduit cl\u0103direa toat\u0103<br \/>\n(Intrase cinstea-n Parlament)<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015eTIRI FALSE, LA TV<\/strong><br \/>\nE cunoscut cam \u00een ce hal se<br \/>\nPropag\u0103 \u015ftiri \u00een lumea bun\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci printre toate cele false,<br \/>\nApare \u015fi c\u00e2te-o \u2026minciun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BULETIN DE \u015eTIRI<\/strong><br \/>\nS\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u015fti abia apuci<br \/>\n\u015ei-n Parlament apar lacune;<br \/>\nEconomia-i pe butuci,<br \/>\nDar \u015ftirile sunt foarte bune.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<p><strong>\u015eTIRE DE ULTIM\u0102 OR\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\nLansase un rusnac rapace<br \/>\nUn zvon pe care \u00eel \u00eendrug,<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u00een Ucraina-i bun\u0103 pace<br \/>\n\u015ei-n Rom\u00e2nia e &#8230; bel\u015fug.<\/p>\n<p>Epigram\u0103 care con\u0163ine cuv\u00e2ntul HUMOR<\/p>\n<p><strong>LA MOARTEA SOACREI <\/strong><br \/>\nSpre cimitir, cu popi \u015fi cruce,<br \/>\nPe soacra mea &#8211; un spirit rar-<br \/>\nA\u015f l\u0103uda-o c\u00e2nd &#8220;se duce&#8221; ,<br \/>\nDar n-am humorul necesar.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"su-tabs-pane su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" data-title=\"Poetry winners\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10048\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10048 \"><div data-post-id=\"10063\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10063 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">1st Prize &#8211; Daniel Bratu<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Fake, no fake, take it easy\u2026&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Fake, Ianke \u0219i Cad\u00e2r<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n\u00cen lumea noastr\u0103-i lini\u0219te \u0219i pace,<br \/>\nne zboar\u0103 porumbeii peste plai,<br \/>\nne pup\u0103 muze-n frunte, tunul tace,<br \/>\ns\u0103rim s\u0103tui \u00een valul de m\u0103lai.<\/p>\n<p>Avem benzin\u0103-n cizme, motorina<br \/>\ne dat\u0103 contra gratis, na poftim!<br \/>\nne deplas\u0103m \u0219i-n curte cu ma\u0219ina<br \/>\niar gaze-avem at\u00e2tea c\u0103 plesnim.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-s maladii, e plin de s\u0103n\u0103tate<br \/>\ntot omu-n orice parte de p\u0103m\u00e2nt,<br \/>\nruine nu-s, ci falnice palate<br \/>\n\u0219i dracul gol e-n straiele de sf\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p>O cald\u0103 bucurie ne-mpresoar\u0103,<br \/>\nnici ceart\u0103 nu-i, durere ori suspin,<br \/>\ntr\u0103im \u00een armonii ca de vioar\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i nemurim pu\u021bin c\u00e2te pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-s bombe, ci o mie de bomboane<br \/>\nagricole plesnesc peste c\u0103r\u0103ri,<br \/>\nnu fug \u00een pribegie milioane,<br \/>\nci pleac\u0103-n sta\u021biune, la plimb\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Nu sar spitale-n aer, ci se mut\u0103,<br \/>\ncumva, la un etaj superior,<br \/>\nbolnavii, c-o nevoie absolut\u0103<br \/>\nde-a fi cu Dumnezeu de partea lor.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:80px\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu cad din cer rachetele meschine<br \/>\n\u0219i nu-i picaj al dronei \u00een c\u0103lduri,<br \/>\nci, pentru-Olimpiad\u0103, gospodine<br \/>\nfac tir c-un borc\u0103na\u0219 cu mur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p>Se veselesc vecinii \u00een h\u00e2rjoane,<br \/>\n\u0219i-n joac\u0103-s colonii de mincino\u0219i,<br \/>\nce-s prinse-n lupt\u0103 dreapt\u0103 cu plutoane<br \/>\nde babe cu platouri de gogo\u0219i.<\/p>\n<p>Eroi se nasc \u00eentruna \u0219i \u00eenvie,<br \/>\nca \u00eentr-un carambol universal<br \/>\n\u0219i-n via\u021ba asta bun\u0103, sine die,<br \/>\noricine moare-i caz fic\u021bional.<\/p>\n<p>Se pup\u0103 to\u021bi, evreii cu arabii,<br \/>\nnevestele cu pup\u0103za din tei,<br \/>\nchinezii cu texanii, gra\u0219i cu slabii,<br \/>\ncu ho\u021bii, pro\u0219tii. Ru\u0219ii, \u00eentre ei.<\/p>\n<p>E-o lini\u0219te cum n-a mai fost. \u0218i pace.<br \/>\nNatura \u00eenflore\u0219te peste plai.<br \/>\nE-n aer porumbelul, tunul tace,<br \/>\niar noi plutim pe valul de m\u0103lai.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<br \/>\nDe m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi de titlu, e-o-ntrebare<br \/>\nce nu m\u0103 face s\u0103 v\u0103 spun dec\u00e2t<br \/>\nc-a\u0219a fu tema, \u0219tie ori\u0219icare.<br \/>\nE vorba doar de Fake \u0219i at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Gura lumii<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n\u00cen cr\u00e2\u0219ma veche stam, cu lumea roat\u0103,<br \/>\nla masa de placaj, aghesmuit<br \/>\n\u0219i nu credeam, \u00ee\u021bi jur, s\u0103 se mai poat\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103-\u021bi povestesc chiar tot ce-am auzit.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 multe \u0219tiri venit-au despre tine \u2013<br \/>\ndin urma ta, ca marele alai<br \/>\nce-l poart\u0103 doar alaiul de regine<br \/>\ndin basmele p\u00e2rdalnicilor crai.<\/p>\n<p>C-ai fost cu unu`, Nae Buburuz\u0103,<br \/>\nsetos \u0219i \u00eembibat ca un buret,<br \/>\nce n-a mai pus de-atunci alco`l pe buz\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i-a disp\u0103rut deloc f.f. \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p>De-un altu`, mister Relu Trotinet\u0103,<br \/>\ndin deal, cu pantalonul \u0219ifonat,<br \/>\nse-aude-acum c\u0103-i dung\u0103, doar, de cret\u0103,<br \/>\npe-asfaltu` gri, de c\u00e2t  mi l-ai c\u0103lcat.<\/p>\n<p>C-ai stat ca-n rai cu nenea \u021aop\u0103il\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i-at\u00e2t de mult c-un m\u0103r l-ai \u00eendopat,<br \/>\nc\u0103-i azi, din el, doar bustul de argil\u0103<br \/>\npe care p\u0103s\u0103ri s-au\u2026 aglomerat.<\/p>\n<p>C-ai fost la tei cu Gore Burebista,<br \/>\nte-a tot plimbat c-o Dacie prin cr\u00e2ng,<br \/>\niar azi \u00eel \u0219terg copiii, cu batista,<br \/>\ndin poza de pe cruce \u0219i \u00eel pl\u00e2ng.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, martor e-un pifan, maiorul Mura<br \/>\nte-a dus la tras cu arma-n poligon<br \/>\n\u0219i-i azi erou, udat cu pic\u0103tura,<br \/>\nla monument, \u00een schimburi, de planton.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:80px\"><\/div>\n<p>C\u0103 Jan Costello, Zane Barbanera,<br \/>\nFitil \u021auicaru, Nic\u0103 Zuc\u0103nberg,<br \/>\n\u021bi-au fost \u0219i ei \u0219i al\u021bii-ai mamei Terra,<br \/>\niar ast\u0103zi nu-s \u0219i urme li se \u0219terg.<\/p>\n<p>Am pl\u00e2ns un pic, \u00een barba mea regal\u0103,<br \/>\nde-aceste ve\u0219ti ce tare m-au m\u00e2hnit\u2026<br \/>\nRegina mea s\u0103 fie-o criminal\u0103?<br \/>\nUn gol aveam \u00een pieptu-mi de granit.<\/p>\n<p>Dar slav\u0103, Doamne, \u021aie, c\u00e2nd spre cas\u0103<br \/>\nam dat s\u0103 plec, cu sprijin pe pere\u021bi,<br \/>\nv\u0103zut-am \u00eentr-un col\u021b, c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd, la mas\u0103<br \/>\nto\u021bi pomeni\u021bii,-n grupul de glume\u021bi. <\/p>\n<p>Strigau m\u0103sc\u0103ri \u00een vers (de umplutur\u0103)<br \/>\nde r\u0103suna \u00eentreg restaurant,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd am trecut, r\u00e2deau f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i m\u0103 priveau cumva insinuant.<\/p>\n<p>M-am lini\u0219tit de-acum, iar via\u021ba-i roz\u0103,<br \/>\na\u0219tept s\u0103 vii, cu-n re`nviat fior,<br \/>\n\u0219i-n ciuda suspiciunii de artroz\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 ne iubim, picior peste picior.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 gura lumii-i gur\u0103\u2026 nes\u0103tul\u0103<br \/>\n\u00een m\u0103cinarea marilor prostii,<br \/>\niar parte dac\u0103 n-ai de-un pic de hul\u0103,<br \/>\ne ca \u0219i cum degeaba ai tr\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 hai, iubito,-n alte spa\u021bii,<br \/>\ns\u0103 nu ne dibuiasc\u0103 paparazzi\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Vesti &#8211; povesti<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nConcursul s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it, a\u0219tept s\u0103 sune<br \/>\nun om din juriu, ori vreun barosan,<br \/>\ns\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c-am un premiu grandoman<br \/>\nori chiar \u0219i-o am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 men\u021biune.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 m\u0103 f\u0103lesc \u0219i eu cotidian,<br \/>\ns\u0103 fiu tratat ca ultima minune<br \/>\nce se revars\u0103-n versuri \u0219i compune<br \/>\ncu un talent de suprap\u0103m\u00e2ntean,<\/p>\n<p>am dat trohei, dactili \u0219i rime, rune,<br \/>\nto\u021bi iambii, amfibrahi din geamantan,<br \/>\ndin anape\u0219tii calului b\u0103lan<br \/>\ntrimis-am cel pu\u021bin o legiune.<\/p>\n<p>M-am dat de\u0219tept ca un olimpian,<br \/>\nori guru-n prozodie,-n ac\u021biune,<br \/>\nam dat orice, oric\u00e2t \u0219i-o rug\u0103ciune<br \/>\npe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cardul ultimului ban.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:80px\"><\/div>\n<p>Promis-am loc de vis la pensiune,<br \/>\no lun\u0103 de pe cer \u0219i-un deltaplan,<br \/>\nun car cu boi \u0219i-un Pegas ortoman,<br \/>\nun chio\u0219c \u00een rai \u0219i-o min\u0103 cu c\u0103rbune,<\/p>\n<p>g\u0103le\u021bi cu vin, hambarul dolofan<br \/>\ncu gr\u00e2u, porumb \u0219i-o televiziune,<br \/>\nun r\u0103s\u0103rit \u0219i-un col\u021b de soare-apune,<br \/>\no piramid\u0103-n plai fenician\u2026<\/p>\n<p>N-am dat, v\u0103 jur, nici vreo promisiune<br \/>\n\u0219i nici de-un dar n-a\u0219 \u0219ti c-am dat s\u0103 zic,<br \/>\na fost o \u0219tire fals\u0103, doar pe bune<\/p>\n<p>a\u0219 fi putut un premiu s\u0103-l ridic.<br \/>\nDe-acum e clar, cu mult\u0103-afec\u021biune,<br \/>\nv\u0103 spun cinstit: N-am c\u00e2\u0219tigat nimic\u2026. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10068\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10068 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">2nd Prize &#8211; Teodora Pascale<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;ALA BALA PORTOCALA&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0218TIRISTUL<\/strong><br \/>\nRondel<br \/>\nSunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii,<br \/>\n\u00cen &#8220;surse&#8221; cred, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 verific,<br \/>\nCu b\u00e2rfele-s la zi, m\u0103 identific,<br \/>\n\u0218tiu despre zodii, vip-uri, combina\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>Azi n-am s\u0103 ies, programul mi-l modific,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci am conjunc\u021bii proaste-n constela\u021bii;<br \/>\nSunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii,<br \/>\n\u00cen surse cred, chiar dac\u0103 nu verific.<\/p>\n<p>Vecinele se-ntrec s\u0103-mi intre-n gra\u021bii<br \/>\nS\u0103 facem schimb de \u0219tiri \u0219i e magnific &#8211;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd pun \u0219i fumigene ori mistific,<br \/>\nLa g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 se prind, am palpita\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt colec\u021bionar de informa\u021bii\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>ANCHET\u0102 JURNALISTIC\u0102 DE SUCCES<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n\u00cen micul studio, moderatorul,<br \/>\nCe-\u0219i spune &#8220;namb\u0103r oan&#8221; \u0219i &#8220;oratorul&#8221;,<br \/>\nCu invita\u021bi ale\u0219i la nimereal\u0103 &#8211;<br \/>\nLing\u0103i politici, buni de flec\u0103real\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu \u00eel eclipseze pe el, starul &#8211;<br \/>\nAnun\u021b\u0103: &#8220;Subiect &#8211; Pensionarul.<br \/>\nProblema lui ne macin\u0103 \u0219i-i grav\u0103&#8221; &#8211;<br \/>\nRoste\u0219te, cu o voce cam g\u00e2ngav\u0103 &#8211;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 bag cu\u021bitu-n ran\u0103,<br \/>\nDa-s intrigat s\u0103 \u0219tiu cum poate: &#8211; hran\u0103,<br \/>\nImpozite, medicamente, toate<br \/>\nFacturile, at\u00e2t de piperate<br \/>\n\u0218i altele, ce i-au umplut samarul &#8211;<br \/>\nPl\u0103ti \u0219i chiar la timp, Pensionarul?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;P\u0103i, da&#8221;, mai zice altul, &#8220;vara asta,<br \/>\nPe-a\u0219a o criz\u0103, eu \u0219i cu nevasta,<br \/>\nNe-am str\u00e2mtorat, chiar am v\u00e2ndut o vil\u0103,<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:80px\"><\/div>\nCe-i drept, era cam veche, inutil\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i trei ma\u0219ini, o spun cu tot regretul,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci iahtul ne-a sec\u0103tuit bugetul.<br \/>\n\u00centreb acum \u0219i z\u0103u c\u0103-s foc \u0219i par\u0103,<br \/>\nCum de-i ajunge ast\u0103 pensioar\u0103<br \/>\nCe \u00eei \u00eencape-ntr-un c\u0103u\u0219 de m\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i, culmea, vreo doi lei s\u0103-i mai r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;E lucru necurat aicea, frate!<br \/>\nCu-at\u00e2tea greut\u0103\u021bi ce poart\u0103-n spate,<br \/>\nB\u0103tr\u00e2n, bolnav, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i viseaz\u0103&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Pe-ascuns, e clar, vreo lege eludeaz\u0103!&#8221;<br \/>\nConcluzioneaz\u0103 gazda TV-rist\u0103,<br \/>\nElogiat de ga\u0219ca-i traseist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dinspre guvern, un breaking news baban:<br \/>\n&#8220;V-am dat prea multe pensii \u00eentr-un an &#8211;<br \/>\nSe-aprob\u0103 numai \u0219ase, oameni buni,<br \/>\nLe ve\u021bi primi din dou\u0103-n dou\u0103 luni&#8221;.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>FAKE THINGS<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>Pofti\u021bi la &#8220;Pr\u0103v\u0103lia cu de toate&#8221;<br \/>\nDin t\u00e2rgul marilor de\u0219ert\u0103ciuni,<br \/>\nAvem ni\u0219te produse c\u0103utate<br \/>\nDar sta\u021bi la r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi nebuni!<\/p>\n<p>G\u0103si\u021bi proptele pentru cei culpabili,<br \/>\n\u00cen\u0103lbitor dosare de corup\u021bi<br \/>\nOri fe\u021be de bonomi \u0219i de amabili<br \/>\n\u0218i gheare lungi, s\u0103 sf\u00e2\u0219ii c\u00e2nd te lup\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 oferim un set de fumigene,<br \/>\nDe \u00een politic\u0103 o s\u0103 intra\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0218i invita\u021bii seara, la Antene,<br \/>\nS\u0103 bate\u021bi c\u00e2mpii, cu ceilal\u021bi confra\u021bi.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:80px\"><\/div>\n<p>\u00cenchiriem, cu ora, partenere &#8211;<br \/>\nS\u0103 te f\u0103le\u0219ti, \u00een lume c\u00e2nd te duci &#8211;<br \/>\nTe-ajut\u0103 s\u0103 te ca\u021beri la putere<br \/>\nDe\u0219i, \u00een fond, sunt ni\u0219te matracuci.<\/p>\n<p>Tot contra cost, noi d\u0103m \u0219i consultan\u021b\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8220;Din fondurile U.E. cum ciupim?&#8221;<br \/>\nFii relaxat, c\u0103 n-ajungi \u00een instan\u021b\u0103 &#8211;<br \/>\nDe sus \u00een jos, pe to\u021bi \u00eei mituim.<\/p>\n<p>Mai \u021binem, pe un raft, onestitate,<br \/>\nE pentru cei ce se doresc mai buni,<br \/>\nDar nimeni dup\u0103 d\u00e2nsa nu se bate\u2026<br \/>\nPofti\u021bi la t\u00e2rg, c-avem de\u0219ert\u0103ciuni!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10072\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10072 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">3&#8217;rd Prize &#8211; Grigore Chitul<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Asul de trefl\u0103&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\"><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Cu susu-n jos<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nPrivesc oripilat televizorul,<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce-un tip se chinuie s\u0103 spun\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103 indivizi ce par pica\u0163i din lun\u0103<br \/>\nCur\u00e2nd vor pune pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt piciorul.<\/p>\n<p>Aceast\u0103 \u015ftire a creat furtun\u0103,<br \/>\nExtratere\u015ftrii-au \u00eengrozit poporul<br \/>\nCe sper\u0103 ca m\u0103car invadatorul<br \/>\nUn pre\u0163 mai mic, la gaz metan, s\u0103 pun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencremeni\u0163i \u00een lunga a\u015fteptare<br \/>\nAfl\u0103m c-apocalipsa-i iminent\u0103<br \/>\nDar \u015fi c\u0103 \u015ftirea nu e concludent\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci doi parapanti\u015fti cu casc\u0103 mare<br \/>\nCe n-au o exprimare coerent\u0103<br \/>\nSunt du\u015fi, pe sus, din pom la o Salvare.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\">\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Precau\u0163ie<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>S-a spus recent la \u015ftiri c\u0103 o omid\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cen mod suspect g\u0103sit\u0103 decedat\u0103<br \/>\nPe-un ram de prun, a fost intoxicat\u0103<br \/>\nCu \u0163uica scurs\u0103 dintr-o crisalid\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De-atunci eu nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc dec\u00e2t salat\u0103,<br \/>\nLeurd\u0103, bame, praz \u015fi conopid\u0103,<br \/>\nIar ca desert accept doar o stafid\u0103<br \/>\nCe-a fost cu biocid atent sp\u0103lat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt cam lihnit, dar spaima mea morbid\u0103<br \/>\nDe \u201eE\u201d-uri \u015fi m\u00e2ncare injectat\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cemi d\u0103 puterea s\u0103 mai rabd o dat\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 rumeg stoic hrana insipid\u0103<br \/>\nAt\u00e2t de mult, pe \u201enet\u201d, recomandat\u0103,<br \/>\nChiar de-o s-ajung ca o efemerid\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Evolu\u0163ionism<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>S-a scris \u00een pres\u0103 cum c\u0103 o g\u0103in\u0103<br \/>\nAr fi n\u0103scut pui vii, cu patru labe,<br \/>\nDe-au le\u015finat subit vreo dou\u0103 babe,<br \/>\nTrezite greu de SMURD cu-adrenalin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Au fost \u015fi comentarii mai neghioabe<br \/>\nG\u0103sindu-se, la urm\u0103, chiar \u015fi-o vin\u0103:<br \/>\n\u201eE clar, galinaceea-adulterin\u0103<br \/>\nA tras pe nas, \u00een loc s\u0103-nghit\u0103 boabe!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stresat, \u00een fata cripticei dileme,<br \/>\nM\u0103 uit la \u015ftiri \u015fi azi cu mare fric\u0103,<br \/>\nDe\u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se dezic\u0103<br \/>\nDe fantasmagoriile extreme,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci clo\u015fca \u00eenfiase de o vreme,<br \/>\nDe fapt, cinci pui pierdu\u0163i de o pisic\u0103.<\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10077\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10077 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">1st Mention &#8211; Maria Chirtoac\u0103<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Ha! Hi!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Coment\u00e2nd o \u0219tire<\/strong><br \/>\n(Rondel)<br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nPresa scrie \u2013 o scorneal\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nC\u0103 m-a dus de nas nevasta<br \/>\n\u0218i c-un om bogat m\u0103-n\u0219al\u0103.<br \/>\nEu nu cred nimic \u0219i basta!<\/p>\n<p>Dar m\u0103 ia cu ame\u021beal\u0103<br \/>\nDac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la asta:<br \/>\nPresa scrie \u2013 o scorneal\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nC\u0103 m-a dus de nas nevasta.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 nu-i aici n\u0103pasta:<br \/>\nDe f\u0103cea cu el tocmeal\u0103,<br \/>\nSe-alegea cu vil\u0103, proasta<br \/>\n\u0218i aveam o socoteal\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Presa scrie, da-i scorneal\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Scrisoare presei<\/strong><br \/>\n(Sonet)<\/p>\n<p>Ciudate \u0219tiri din pres\u0103 m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nAud c\u0103 mor vitejii sub creneluri<br \/>\n\u0218i case ard \u0219i lacrimi nu se zv\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nDe-aceea fabric arme din o\u021beluri.<\/p>\n<p>Cum \u0219i TV-ul ast\u0103zi ne-nsp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nEu vreau s\u0103 ap\u0103r lumea de m\u0103celuri,<br \/>\nR\u0103zboiul, dragi prieteni, nu m\u0103-nc\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t profit de el \u00een multe feluri.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd \u00een lume fiara asta vine<br \/>\n\u0218i iar aduce-n jurul lui belele,<br \/>\nEu sar \u00een lupt\u0103-a\u0219a cum se cuvine.<\/p>\n<p>Cu for\u021ba mea v\u0103 pot feri de rele,<br \/>\nMereu iau partea celor slabi, da-i bine<br \/>\nS\u0103 am ceva folos din toate cele!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>\u0218tirea fals\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n(Triolet)<br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 damful ei persist\u0103<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu o faci s\u0103 tac\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o ui\u021bi prea iute dac\u0103<br \/>\nNu-\u021bi \u021bii nasul \u00een batist\u0103.<br \/>\n\u0218tirea fals\u0103 vine, pleac\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 damful ei persist\u0103&#8230;<br \/><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10085\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10085 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">1st Mention &#8211; Petre Ion Florin Vasilescu<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Pseudokinegetikos&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>CHIBI\u021a LA NA\u0218TEREA UNEI  LEGI<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\n<p>Am dat, dar nu spun cum, de-un document,<br \/>\nStrunjit \u00eentr-o comisie anume,<br \/>\nFormat\u0103 strict din membri-n parlament<br \/>\nSau \u00een guvern, de-aiurea, de prin lume &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aveau ca scop ale\u0219ii, s\u0103 dezbat\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i ca dintr-un dic\u021bionar s\u0103 spun\u0103<br \/>\nCe este o minciun\u0103 gogonat\u0103,<br \/>\nOri de-i prea greu, ce este o minciun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Erau de trebuin\u021b\u0103, se-n\u021belege,<br \/>\nAceste chei, solu\u021bii \u0219i proptele,<br \/>\nS\u0103 mai cloceasc\u0103 neamului o lege \u2013<br \/>\nCu biruri \u0219i amenzi pe minciunele!<\/p>\n<p>Cum nu prea vreau, stimabili cititori,<br \/>\nS\u0103 m-acuza\u021bi c-a\u0219 face pe nebunul,<br \/>\nTraduc ce-au zis distin\u0219ii vorbitori,<br \/>\nCu gura din dotare \u2013 c\u00e2te unul:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEu sunt, m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, mai cult, bisericos,<br \/>\nTot blestem diavole\u0219tile minciuni,<br \/>\nUrmez doar drumul just, simandicos,<br \/>\n\u0218i-am str\u00e2ns pios averi, cu-n\u0219el\u0103ciuni!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIo-s \u00eenc\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r, duc o via\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103,<br \/>\nDar z\u0103bovesc ades pe la farfuze<br \/>\n\u0218i-mi amu\u021besc nevasta cu-o minciun\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd m-a g\u0103bjit \u0219i d\u0103 m\u0103runt din buze!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSunt un pescar \u0219i v\u00e2n\u0103tor sportiv<br \/>\nLicen\u021biat, dar \u0219ti\u021bi cum se vorbe\u0219te,<br \/>\nC\u0103 noi turn\u0103m gogo\u0219i, laudativ,<br \/>\nCu leii str\u00e2n\u0219i sau cu balena-pe\u0219te!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEu spun pe \u0219leau, c\u00e2nd nu sunt \u0219efi de fa\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nDoar adev\u0103ru-n plesnet de cuvinte &#8230;<br \/>\nNu pot min\u021bi, c\u0103-s urgisit pe via\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nS\u0103 n-am un strop de \u021binere de minte!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSunt ghem de nervi, c\u00e2nd la televizor,<br \/>\nTo\u021bi mint de-nghea\u021b\u0103 pu\u021bul, permanent,<br \/>\nC\u0103 noi dormim sau ne caftim de zor,<br \/>\n\u00cen l\u0103b\u0103r\u021batul nostru parlament!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201eMinciuna e din veac otr\u0103vitoare,<br \/>\nAceasta este \u0219i p\u0103rerea mea,<br \/>\nDar doar pentru popor, c\u0103 unde oare,<br \/>\nE-o nad\u0103 mai tentant\u0103 dec\u00e2t ea?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen goana dup\u0103 voturi, dispera\u021bi,<br \/>\nPrin mahalale \u0219i-n emisiuni<br \/>\nTV, ce m\u0103iestrit expectora\u021bi<br \/>\nBra\u0219oave g\u00e2rl\u0103, ca promisiuni!<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDom\u2019pre\u0219edinte, sincer, ne jigni\u021bi,<br \/>\nChiar \u0219i mi\u0219toul are un hotar &#8230;<br \/>\nDar dumneavoastr\u0103, nu mai rugini\u021bi,<br \/>\nDe trei decenii, tot parlamentar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 nu te iei de mine, b\u0103i \u021b\u0103rane<br \/>\nCe e\u0219ti, un ho\u021b \u0219i-un delapidator;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd eu tronam prin func\u021bii barosane,<br \/>\nTu stai c-o vac\u0103-n c\u00e2mp, ca sug\u0103tor!<\/p>\n<p>Minciuna, zic, pe-un muribund l-alint\u0103,<br \/>\nPreschimb\u0103-ntr-o vestal\u0103 o cocot\u0103,<br \/>\nSe-ndeas\u0103 \u0219i-un nevinovat s\u0103 mint\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nSt\u00e2lcit de-anchetatori pentru o iot\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Propun s\u0103 \u00eencheiem aici gargara,<br \/>\nS\u0103 trecem la concluzii cu minciuna,<br \/>\nS\u0103 pricopsim cu \u00eenc-o lege \u021bara,<br \/>\nC\u0103 mie, v\u0103 spun drept, \u00eemi e totuna &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIn corpore\u201d, legal, s\u0103 paraf\u0103m<br \/>\nO hot\u0103r\u00e2re pentru totdeauna:<br \/>\nCum cinstea \u0219i dreptatea salvgard\u0103m \u2013<br \/>\nO fake news merge, dar blam\u0103m minciuna!<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>SENZA\u021aIONAL, SF\u00c2R\u0218ITUL LUMII!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O veste-ngrozitoare umbl\u0103-n lume:<br \/>\nDin cosmosul imens, f\u0103r-de hotare,<br \/>\nUn meteor \u2013 necunoscut, dar tare \u2013<br \/>\nNe va lovi \u00eentr-un r\u0103stimp anume &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Deruta e de-acum, pustiitoare \u2013<br \/>\nSavan\u021bii spun c\u0103 nu e loc de glume,<br \/>\nGuvernele nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 \u00eendrume<br \/>\nPopoarele-n delir \u0219i desperare &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Izbe\u0219te solul mor\u021bii, blestematul,<br \/>\nOceanu-nghite ca-n co\u0219mar uscatul<br \/>\n\u0218i tot ce-i viu, dispare \u00een genune &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vulcanii scuip\u0103 foc ce devasteaz\u0103 &#8230;<br \/>\nDoar un operator cu s\u00e2rg filmeaz\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nNoi fake news pentru-o televiziune!<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>APOLOGIA  UNUI  NEOLOGISM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am prins un job de fal\u0103, \u00een televiziune,<br \/>\nLa un patron \u0219i mentor cu-o nou\u0103 viziune<br \/>\nDespre reclame, \u0219tiri, campanii de votare,<br \/>\nDezm\u0103\u021b &#8230;\u0219i milioane, ce-i sar \u00een buzunare!<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 se isc\u0103-n lume vr-un pui de t\u0103r\u0103boi,<br \/>\nVorbim cu ochii-n lacrimi de-atomicul r\u0103zboi<br \/>\nCe face praf av\u00e2ntul v\u0103dit de demnitari,<br \/>\nS-adauge-o b\u0103ncu\u021b\u0103 la bie\u021bi pensionari!<\/p>\n<p>Dac-un distins Ferrari se suie pe trotuar,<br \/>\nNoi d\u0103m pe post carnagii, cortegiul mortuar,<br \/>\nCoroane, popi, co\u0219ciuge, schilozi, copii orfani,<br \/>\nIar la patron se-ngroap\u0103 \u201epomana\u201d de la fani &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd divele ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 la nun\u021bi \u00een cartier,<br \/>\nVr\u0103jesc vreun suporter cu fi\u021be de boier,<br \/>\nDe pe platoul nostru spre glorie \u021b\u00e2\u0219nesc,<br \/>\nIar mun\u021bi de bani seiful \u0219tiut, \u00eel n\u0103p\u0103desc!<\/p><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10094\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10094 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">2nd Mention &#8211; Daria Dumescu<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;Z\u00e2mbete str\u00e2mbe&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong> FAKE NEWS LA V\u00c2RSTA A TREIA<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nM\u0103-nv\u00e2rteje\u0219te capul, chiar \u0219i g\u00e2ndul,<br \/>\n\u00cemi \u021biuie urechile cu r\u00e2ndul<br \/>\nP\u00e2n` pensia m\u0103rit\u0103 mi-o vor da,<br \/>\nMi-e tare team\u0103 c\u0103 voi deceda.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i-avu dreptate c\u0103, fiind de partea<br \/>\nAcestor g\u00e2nduri, se-nt\u00e2lni cu Moartea<br \/>\nCe-l scoase dintr-o agitat\u0103 soart\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i poposi la Sf\u00e2ntul Petru-n poart\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103zu sfios m\u0103ritul sf\u00e2nt,<br \/>\nC\u0103 e-mpietrit, nu scoate un cuv\u00e2nt,<br \/>\n\u00cel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe t\u00e2mpla lui cea st\u00e2ng\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i-atunci b\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00eencepu s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Eu pl\u00e2ng, sfin\u021bia ta, \u0219i pl\u00e2ng amarnic;<br \/>\nGuvernul devenise-a\u0219a de darnic&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i ne-a promis la to\u021bi un trai bogat<br \/>\nTaman acum c\u00e2nd Moartea m-a luat!<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218tiu, fiule, ave\u021bi firi prea docile,<br \/>\nIar ei v\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103lesc de ani de zile;<br \/>\nNu-\u021bi par\u0103 r\u0103u, nici nu mai sta mofluz,<br \/>\nC\u0103-n lumea voastr\u0103, toate sunt Fake News!<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>FAKE NEWS&#8230; DE NICI O BR\u00c2NZ\u0102<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nS\u0103 cumperi ca\u0219 \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 e-o mare dandanaie;<br \/>\nCiobanul, mi se pare a fi mereu confuz.<br \/>\nSus\u021bine c\u0103 tot ca\u0219u-i din lapte de la oaie<br \/>\nF\u0103cut, dar lumea \u0219tie c\u0103 \u0103sta e Fake News.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu mai spun c-o bab\u0103 la slujb\u0103,-n Joia Mare<br \/>\n\u00cei tot \u0219optea vecinei cam tare de auz,<br \/>\nDe sesiz\u0103 \u0219i popa cum c\u0103, \u00een galantare,<br \/>\nSe vinde ca\u0219ul ieftin \u0219i, iat\u0103-un alt Fake News!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd pe ciobanul h\u00e2tru \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 amabil<br \/>\nDe zvonul ce-l aflase f\u0103c\u00e2nd, fire\u0219te, uz,<br \/>\nNu ezit\u0103 br\u00e2nzarul a fi dezagreabil<br \/>\nSpun\u00e2nd \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 popii c\u0103 nu-i dec\u00e2t&#8230; Fake News.<br \/>\nP\u0103rintele-n bl\u00e2nde\u021bea-i ce-o are de o vreme,<br \/>\nAmenin\u021b\u0103 cu iadul ca orice om mofluz<br \/>\n\u0218i-a\u0219a ciobanul prinse haioasele blesteme<br \/>\nCe puse pe facebook-uri nu sunt dec\u00e2t Fake News.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i-acum, de trag concluzii, nu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenfurii<br \/>\n\u0218i nici nu vreau ca gestu-mi s\u0103 par\u0103 un abuz,<br \/>\nDar versurile-acestea-s motive pentru jurii<br \/>\nDe-a-mi acorda un premiu! Iar \u0103sta-i, clar Fake News!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>FAKE NEWS \u00ceN MEDIUL RURAL<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nNici vara mo\u0219 Vasile c\u0103ciula nu \u0219i-o las\u0103;<br \/>\nSe sprijin\u0103 de poart\u0103, se uit\u0103 peste gard,<br \/>\nAr vrea s\u0103 bat\u0103 drumul, s\u0103 nu mai stea acas\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 inima \u00eei pl\u00e2nge \u0219i patimile-l ard.<\/p>\n<p>De la nepot aude-o fanfar\u0103 pe Tik Tok;<br \/>\nFecior se vede iar\u0103, cu g\u00e2ndu-n amintire,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd t\u0103lpile \u00een hor\u0103 nu-i mai st\u0103teau de loc,<br \/>\nLe \u00eenv\u00e2rtea pe fete p\u00e2n\u0103-\u0219i ie\u0219eau din fire.<\/p>\n<p>Dar m\u00e2ndrele de-atuncea acu-s trecute bine<br \/>\n\u0218i au probleme multe de v\u0103z \u0219i de auz.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd se-nt\u00e2lnesc la poart\u0103 e greu a se ab\u021bine<br \/>\nDe a dezbate aprig cam tot ce e Fake News.<\/p>\n<p>-Ai auzit, Ilean\u0103, primarul ce-a f\u0103cut?<br \/>\nN-a dat la lume gr\u00e2ul, \u0219i \u0103sta-i un abuz.<br \/>\nIar mo\u0219ul intervine cu glasu-i cam pierdut:<br \/>\n-Ce-at\u00e2ta vorb\u0103rie, nu \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 e Fake News?<\/p>\n<p>A dat \u0219i gr\u00e2u, parale, de toate pentru to\u021bi;<br \/>\nChiar eu acum cinci zile luat-am cucuruz,<br \/>\n\u0218i nu mai sta\u021bi aiurea, c\u0103 dac\u0103 le soco\u021bi,<br \/>\nPalavrele acestea nu sunt dec\u00e2t&#8230; Fake News!<\/p>\n<p>-Vorbe\u0219ti tr\u0103sn\u0103i, Vasile, damblaua te-a lovit<br \/>\n\u0218i vede toat\u0103 lumea c-ai devenit confuz;<br \/>\nAi fi luat \u00een urm\u0103 cu ani ce-ai pomenit,<br \/>\nAcuma, \u00eens\u0103, vorba ce-o sco\u021bi e tot Fake News!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ca s\u0103-nchei cu-o strof\u0103 tocmit\u0103 \u00een silabe<br \/>\nC\u0103 timpul trece-aiurea \u0219i treaba mi-o \u00eencurc\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 fi\u021bi convin\u0219i c\u0103-oriunde se-adun\u0103 mo\u0219i \u0219i babe,<br \/>\nFake News-ul, ca \u0219i vinul, le d\u0103 stuchit la furc\u0103!<\/p><\/div>\n<div data-post-id=\"10097\" class=\"insert-page insert-page-10097 \"><hr>\n<h2 style=\"color:#d22b1d;\">3rd Mention &#8211; Sanda Nicucie<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Moto: &#8220;trenul vine, gara nu&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong> Numai un pic&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nCircul\u0103 prin t\u00e2rguri b\u00e2rfa c\u0103 \u0163i-ai luat o fat\u0103 mare<br \/>\nCu cosi\u0163ele-aurite \u015fi picioare p\u00e2n\u0103-n g\u00e2t.<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u00eei cumperi ciocolat\u0103 \u015fi-o sco\u0163i zilnic la plimbare<br \/>\nBa cu tico, ba cu skoda, ba c-ai fi nehot\u0103r\u00e2t,<br \/>\nBa c\u0103 n-ai habar de ni\u2019ca \u015fi nu e\u015fti \u00een pas cu moda.<\/p>\n<p>Circul\u0103 prin t\u00e2rguri b\u00e2rfa c\u0103 o faci mereu mai lat\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei cureaua nu-\u0163i mai \u0163ine, ci doar fata de ur\u00e2t.<br \/>\nC-ai urcat \u00een \u015fur\u0103 baba \u015fi o \u0163ii de-atunci legat\u0103<br \/>\nCu trei fire de lucern\u0103 \u00eenvechite c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t,<br \/>\nBa c\u0103 n-ai noroc de-acuma \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i pl\u00e2ngi de mil\u0103-n pern\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, ast\u0103zi diminea\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd st\u0103team \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei g\u00e2ndeam la ale mele ciugulind dejunul mic,<br \/>\nAm aflat de la b\u0103bu\u0163a, ce venea direct din \u015fur\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-a fost dec\u00e2t o b\u00e2rf\u0103 \u015fi-adev\u0103r numai un pic&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u0163i-ai luat o fat\u0103 mare, ce-i doar mare&#8230; \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Pandeminciuni (rondel)<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nEu voi pleca s\u0103-mi caut liliac,<br \/>\nSunt ast\u0103zi ca o floare-ntr-o stelu\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nTrimis-ai ve\u0219ti pe mess c\u0103-\u021bi sunt pe plac,<br \/>\nC\u0103 m\u0103 iube\u0219ti, c\u0103-s tr\u0103snet de dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>C-om fi al\u0103turi ca un \u021bac \u0219i pac,<br \/>\nCa pixu-n unghii, m\u00e2na \u00een m\u00e2nu\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\nEu voi pleca s\u0103-mi caut liliac,<br \/>\nSunt ast\u0103zi ca o floare-ntr-o stelu\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e dor de tine, pui de cotcodac,<br \/>\nCoco\u0219ul meu cu p\u0103rul periu\u021b\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i vin mai iute. Intru-n cas\u0103. Tac.<\/p>\n<p>O nebunie. Jaf. Manele (Gu\u021b\u0103).<br \/>\nM-apuc\u0103 variola \u0219i-o s\u0103 zac.<br \/>\n\u00cen pat e\u0219ti tu c-o blond\u0103, o\u2026 maimu\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Eu voi pleca s\u0103-mi caut liliac\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:20px\"><\/div>\n<strong>Balada caprei<\/strong><br \/>\n<div class=\"su-spacer\" style=\"height:30px\"><\/div>\nEra pe dealuri un p\u0103stor<br \/>\nCe-avea tarla cu mur\u0103,<br \/>\nMai multe oi, berbec major<br \/>\n\u015ei-o capr\u0103-avea cultur\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Frumoas\u0103 foc cum alta nu-i<br \/>\nCu mul\u0163i ciulini \u00een blan\u0103,<br \/>\nUn ochi maro, altul verzui<br \/>\n\u015ei-n pulpe dolofan\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Era din neamul cel de soi<br \/>\nCu m\u00e2ndre coarne-n sus;<br \/>\n(umbla o vorb\u0103 printre oi-<br \/>\nca \u0163apul i le-a pus). <\/p>\n<p>Scria sonete, c\u00e2te vrei<br \/>\nScria-n jurnal de toate.<br \/>\nPe \u015eecspir \u015fi pe Tomozei<br \/>\n-i-avea-n copit\u0103-n-spate. <\/p>\n<p>P\u0103storul nostru-a\u015fa era<br \/>\nDe m\u00e2ndru foarte tare,<br \/>\nC\u0103pri\u0163a, dac\u0103 nu pleca<br \/>\n\u015ei-anume-n lumea mare.<\/p>\n<p>Zic unii c\u0103-i pe la Vaslui<br \/>\nSau Vrancea \u00een G\u0103ge\u015fti,<br \/>\n\u015ei pl\u00e2nge, vai de mama lui,<br \/>\nDe nu po\u0163i s\u0103-l opre\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>De scris sonete s-a l\u0103sat<br \/>\nC\u0103pri\u0163a nu mai scrie,<br \/>\nDoar beh\u0103ie pe \u00eenserat<br \/>\nDin c\u00e2te-o poezie.<\/p>\n<p>Iar uneori c\u00e2nd pa\u015fte<br \/>\n\u015ei-adulmec\u0103 trifoiu\u2019-<br \/>\nAsist\u0103 c\u00e2nd mai na\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nG\u0103ina lui Cristoiu.<\/p><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8062,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-10004","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>32nd Edition - 2022 - Humour at .... 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